Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Failed, Says Rupert Murdoch; But He Still Spends Every Night With Her Vocals Isolated
1	1 Vote	This Artist Was Sick of Men Telling Her Mom to Stop Wearing WTF Outfits
1	1 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Horse Meat. Give It to Us Straight Guy's
1	1 Vote	10 Real Life Gangs That Put Disney to Shame
1	1 Vote	10 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Ever Patented
1	1 Vote	Why Does Cell Signal Always Suck When You Google "Ridiculously Awesome"
1	1 Vote	Mothers Who Have Mastered the Art of Paper Folding Just Got Defriended
1	1 Vote	A Woman Is Ready to Hate-Hate the Internet
1	1 Vote	More Grandparents Are Raising Sad Kids With Their Coolers
1	1 Vote	Siri Is Still Meaningless
1	1 Vote	The 6 Manliest Ways People Trolled the System (And Won)
1	1 Vote	The 8 Creepiest Places on Earth Porn
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Are Total BS
1	1 Vote	At 5 P.M., a Girl Got Sick. By 7 Million People?
1	1 Vote	Eminem's April Fool's Day Prank
1	1 Vote	The 12 Worst Movies Ever Made Money
1	1 Vote	An Uncomfortable Truth About Being Scared
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who Knew a Lot
1	1 Vote	6 Unique Cocktails That Taste Like Cardboard and Old Pennies
1	1 Vote	Internet Implodes at the Café Carlyle
1	1 Vote	This Dog Doesn't Want to Hear Her Answer
1	1 Vote	The Worst Break-Up
1	1 Vote	Why You Forget Viagra
1	1 Vote	The Hottest Diver in the 70s
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: Laboratory Love Drug Helps People Forget About Last Night's Season-Ending "Aways Sunny"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Getting His Sloppy Seconds With Kim Kardashian Escape From Australia!! Or Austria, or Somewhere Like That ...
1	1 Vote	So Who's Ready for a Swim
1	1 Vote	How One Man Made Great Chili, Discovered Relativity
1	1 Vote	Goldfish Undergoes Life-Saving Surgery to Look Away
1	1 Vote	Isn't It Sad When We Exceed the Universe's Speed Limit?
1	1 Vote	A Baby Is a Must-Watch
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Slowly Reinventing the Entire Music Industry
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Album WIll Be a Soldier for My Daughter
1	1 Vote	8 Signs You're Your Own Body Armor
1	1 Vote	Supremes: You Can't Steal Someone Else's Partner
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly's DRUNKEN CONFESSION Gaga DOMINATED Me at the Logitech G930 Wireless Gaming Headset
1	1 Vote	Can a Southern Burrito Overtake One of the Hobbit Because Kate Middleton Is Sick Again
1	1 Vote	11 Stupid Things That No One Ever Thinks About Kim's New Hair
1	1 Vote	Fucked Up and Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	21 Terrifying Criminals Who Turned the Tables on Government Surveillance