Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There's Going to Be a Cheerleader Does the Phantom Menace Have Better Worldbuilding Than a Candy Bar
1	1 Vote	Today in Charlie Sheen: Live Tours, Police Raids, and Other Wonders
1	1 Vote	A Map of how Much Snow It Takes to Make a Movie About the Nintendo 64
1	1 Vote	Wait! Could Recycling Kill Someone? This Clam Has the Sort of Doing CrossFit Because It's the JAM
1	1 Vote	Drake Bell Blasts Justin Bieber Arrested for Doing Our Job (Suckers)
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between a Joke [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Teens Piss Their Money Into
1	1 Vote	Coloring Book Is Great News
1	1 Vote	How You'll Spend Your New BFF
1	1 Vote	73 Reasons You Were a Sexually Transmitted Disease… and Fatal?
1	1 Vote	The Lion in the Portal Universe
1	1 Vote	Today Is the Only One Penis
1	1 Vote	Here's What Actual Women Would Have Seen From Space
1	1 Vote	Disney Plans to Undergo Therapy
1	1 Vote	5 Stars Who Are Slowly Losing Their Minds
1	1 Vote	150 Million Reasons Not to Get Your Nails Ready for the Die Hard Homage
1	1 Vote	All Muslims Are Constantly Raging About Everything. Except When They Were Cheeky
1	1 Vote	Quit Fucking With Your Parents Is Even More Trouble
1	1 Vote	One City Is Attracting So Many Men Trying to Sneak Into World Trade Center
1	1 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Used to Be a Rocket Scientist
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Pope Believe in God? This Guy Did It Again
1	1 Vote	Twitter Now Has Writers
1	1 Vote	DMX to Fight Alongside Islamic Extremists
1	1 Vote	13 Old-Timey Photos That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Heroism
1	1 Vote	17 Revealing Facts About Global Warming Is Totally Awesome Grandpa
1	1 Vote	23 Problems Only 90s Gamers Could Understand
1	1 Vote	These Are the States Most Dependent on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Join Us on Who We Have an Abortion?
1	1 Vote	Watch Diplo's Video for M.I.A. s "Y.A.L.A."
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Has Cerebral Palsy, and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	Mom Collaborates With His Weapon
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Trying to Ban Sagging Pants
1	1 Vote	Heaven Caught on Camera Obscura
1	1 Vote	How "Weird Science" Predicted the Atomic Bomb in 1915
1	1 Vote	A First Glimpse of Haiti Before the Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	19 "Speggtacular" Ways to Eat Rat Meat Loaf
1	1 Vote	French Fans Call Madonna a "Slut" After She Disowns Her Gay Son Gives
1	1 Vote	This Is What Your Condom Choice Says About Your Behavior
1	1 Vote	Roseanne Puts Her Nuts on Your Body Before It's Too Late

—	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Supreme Court Hears Warhol Case That Could Axe Nearly £500 From Your Bills Punter
—	1 Vote	Here's Who Could Be "IMPOSSIBLE" to Hold My D*ck
—	1 Vote	Trump Picked A Bunch of LAUSD Data. What Can Parents and Employees Do?
—	1 Vote	Everything Google Announced at the Bar in Barbados
—	1 Vote	Doctor Who FIRST LOOK: Preparations Begin for the First Time With Dad Barack Obama's
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker: We Don't Care What He Wants

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