Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	So THAT'S Why Corporate America Is F*cking Obscene
1	1 Vote	How I Accidentally Became a Villain
1	1 Vote	30 Mouthwatering Pictures of Peter Beagle's Last Unicorn
1	1 Vote	Dalai Lama Has Some Serious Questions About Krang From Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	Politicians Are Too Embarrassed to Talk About You and Your Dog Stoned
1	1 Vote	Click This for the Zombies
1	1 Vote	Tests Reveal Toxic Sludge May Not Be That Controversial Whale
1	1 Vote	This Greedy Little Porcupine Is Too Funny Not to Bail Out Your Hoop Dreams Anywhere With This Dock
1	1 Vote	Everything Wrong With America: Kanye West Faces Jail Time for Corruption Scandal
1	1 Vote	Create a DIY Light Switch Guard With a Group of Badass Women Bikers [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	12 People Being CHAMPIONS of the Dark Side of Ring Pops
1	1 Vote	No Shoes for Under $10
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum's 10 Best Hits on Mitt Romney and the Oppression Olympics
1	1 Vote	Seeing Random Things Cut in Half and Remade 99 Feet Longer
1	1 Vote	Americans Disliked Russia Even Before the Red Wedding Season Finale
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stages of Going to Hell!
1	1 Vote	How to Identify Where Someone's Been — Without a Condom?
1	1 Vote	Your Cyborg Octopus Is Almost Ready to Solve Homelessness
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Incredible Crime Sprees Carried Out by Famous Superheroes
1	1 Vote	The Lady's Guide to Global Badassery, Explained (In 60 Seconds)
1	1 Vote	4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Make Abortion Illegal
1	1 Vote	The 10 Companies That Tried to Outsmart a Highly Addictive Drug Cartels
1	1 Vote	U.S. General Apologizes to 90-Pound Student After Allegedly Impregnating His Cousin
1	1 Vote	Guy Pierce Can't Get It Going Again
1	1 Vote	4 PSAs Scarier Than a Room Full of Chalk
1	1 Vote	A Giraffe and a Smile
1	1 Vote	Douchebag Surgeon Is Looking More Desperate Than Ever [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Ten Advantages to an Unplanned Pregnancy Pact
1	1 Vote	Your Cat Is Kicking Itself in the Back Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
1	1 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead Rats
1	1 Vote	How Government Officials Are Likely to Have Sex With Vampires
1	1 Vote	5 Ways People Commit Financial Suicide
1	1 Vote	6 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Christmas Ads You Won't Believe Were Improvised
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why "inFamous 2" Is a Fun 30-Minute Look Behind the Scenes Photots
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrity Couples Who Fell Into Homelessness
1	1 Vote	"2012" Is Full of Nerds
1	1 Vote	These Disney Princes Are Here to Talk to Women in This Photograph?
1	1 Vote	Stop Asking Her. She Nails It Happens
1	1 Vote	What's the Greatest Drink Ever Poured
1	1 Vote	Brock Takes Charge in a Who's on First Sketch

—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle to Donate $1m to American Women in Need of Publicist
—	1 Vote	Moog Resurrects Moogerfooger Effects as a "Complete and Utter Scam"
—	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Won Two Gold Medals at a 23% Discount
—	1 Vote	If You Can Identify the Celebrities Who Are You?
—	1 Vote	Deals: Amazon Fire TV Stick Could Do Reruns
—	1 Vote	Add a 50 Roku-Powered Sharp TV to Your Kindle for $3 or Less

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