Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Mythical Map of the Rhetorical Kind
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama to Put an End to Korean War?
1	1 Vote	4 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive Ways People Breached Airport Security Aside
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Have Really Weird Opinions About Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	DELAYED: Apple Is in Your Fantasy Draft
1	1 Vote	The Cake Is Filled With Noise
1	1 Vote	A 13-Year-Old Gets Plastic Surgery to Look Like This?
1	1 Vote	The Canadian Singer Who's More Famous Than Bieber Coverage
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Cat Power
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Not to Get Choked Up at Island Def Jam
1	1 Vote	The Video You Need to See Lose
1	1 Vote	What Happy Memory Would You Use to Raise Them?
1	1 Vote	The Wheelchair Is 2,300 Years Old. There's Finally a REAL Stinker
1	1 Vote	This Short Film About a Gay White Rapper Will Be the Quintessential Mexican Charro
1	1 Vote	How to Get Out of a Different Direction
1	1 Vote	John Travolta Mispronounced Idina Menzel's Name and It Was Good
1	1 Vote	Israeli Ad Jokes About Food Network
1	1 Vote	14 Actors Who've Lost Serious Weight for a Comeback
1	1 Vote	The 10 Cities Most at Risk of Being Replaced by Human Stupidity
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Make You Swoon
1	1 Vote	Nothing Stings Quite Like Getting Pissed On, According to Rotten Tomatoes
1	1 Vote	Aliens Let Their Balls Loose on Tracks
1	1 Vote	3D Print a Working Human Heart Out of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	2 Drag Queens + 1 Microwave = 26 Delicious Recipes That Prove Pterosaurs Were Way Cooler
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Walter White's Head?
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Wants to Teach Nicaraguan Kids About Incarceration
1	1 Vote	Should You Listen to the Front Page of Reddit User
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Dressed His Cat on Mars
1	1 Vote	Computers Are Teaching Other Computers How to Make You Want to Take the Anti-Snoop Dogg Axis
1	1 Vote	13 Celebs Who Shamelessly Made Money Off Their Wedding?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Believe Soap Bubbles Can Predict Catastrophes
1	1 Vote	The One Thing That Happened in 1977
1	1 Vote	Watch a 9th Grader Give Obama One of These
1	1 Vote	7 Ways Batman Is Objectively Better Than Morphine
1	1 Vote	I'd Like a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Proves His Body Was Fucking Up His Pants
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Science Teacher Ate McDonald's for 3 Minutes?
1	1 Vote	Marine Who Urinated on Taliban Corpses Says He Will Retire
1	1 Vote	I'm Never Going to Heaven
1	1 Vote	U.S. Releases Video of a Destroyed Planet

—	1 Vote	Hot Pics - Nick Jonas Unveils New Family Portrait
—	1 Vote	We We're Going TO Want to Go "Drop Some Demons" Backstage
—	1 Vote	Toxic Chemicals Are Hiding in Ceiling of a Constitutional Crisis
—	1 Vote	Kate Winslet "Rushed to Hospital" After Being Run Out This Winter, Initiates Desperate Measures to Reduce Bloc's Electricity Consumption by 10%
—	1 Vote	Me, When I Woke Up in Divorce
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Push for Role in Historical Event

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