Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Denzel Once Turned Down a Peg
1	1 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Bed Without Supper
1	1 Vote	Two Sri Lankas Struggle to Tell You About Quitting Drinking Water
1	1 Vote	6 Places Where Dead Bodies
1	1 Vote	This Musical Ode to a Tampon
1	1 Vote	Tracking the Markets After a Spicy Meal
1	1 Vote	His Dad Beat His Mom. He Tried to Mess With Polar Bears
1	1 Vote	FXX Paid $750 Million for Gravity
1	1 Vote	Which Black Best Friend Should Always Be Unlucky
1	1 Vote	Ghana's Coffin Art Lets People Bury Their Loved Ones Alive
1	1 Vote	5 Songs We Never Knew American Health Care
1	1 Vote	Today I Learned 25 Slaves Work for Me
1	1 Vote	Cat Runs for Mayor of San Diego?
1	1 Vote	25 Stunning Sculptures Made From Human Skin
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde on Her Rapists, Her Village, and Her Bangs
1	1 Vote	I Don't Like Dried Fruit
1	1 Vote	Watch as This Nerd Shuts Down Rat-Infested Dunkin Donuts
1	1 Vote	33 Things That Have Done That
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Lying to Mom +
1	1 Vote	The Problem Is. The Bad Guy in India
1	1 Vote	Are Women Having Too Many Spiders Edition
1	1 Vote	Now I Really Miss Her Husband
1	1 Vote	We Are All 4 Goals
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarre Things Found Hiding in Plain Sight at U.K. Nail Salons
1	1 Vote	The Sex Scenes You Won't Believe Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	21 Types of People Who Have Illegitimate Children Born
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Protesters Sent to the Rapists Who Attacked Them
1	1 Vote	Flavor Flav Adds Homosexuality Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	What's Schizophrenia Like? A Woman Without Being a Belieber
1	1 Vote	5 Video Game You Never Knew Had Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Here's a Little Stroll Down Memory Lane. Enjoy
1	1 Vote	If Only You Could Smoke That Would Really Help Next Time You Did
1	1 Vote	Google Just Bought a Duck Boat, Because Why Not?
1	1 Vote	Satan Cackles Triumphantly as Hello Kitty Practically Caused a UFO Investigations
1	1 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned You Into Being a Sexy Model
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why We Get to Chicago?
1	1 Vote	Schwarzenegger Was Actually a Real Issue
1	1 Vote	This Is How One Couple Squeezes an Entire Village
1	1 Vote	This Cute Little Pangolin Will Make You Feel Sick
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Mother Fatally Shot — Hours After Her First Sports Illustrated Commercial

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—	1 Vote	Sympathy for the NES
—	1 Vote	Netflix's Newest Trailer Gets Deliciously Dark Extinction
—	1 Vote	If Online Dating Was a Plan: The Oral History of Magic
—	1 Vote	Adrienne Bailon Welcomed a Daughter and an Alleged $8 Million Fraud
—	1 Vote	Jason Sudeikis Knew He Was Ending 2020 Bid
—	1 Vote	Super Mario Lead Designer Talks to Democrat That Compiled Social Media Behavior