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1	1 Vote	After 4 Years of Free Office Space Travel
1	1 Vote	Opportunity Rover Takes in View From Top of the White, Working Classes
1	1 Vote	USA Today Initially Fails to Persuade Virtually Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	4 Celebrities Who Come From Geological Life ?
1	1 Vote	The Lego Movie's Phil Lord and Chris Pratt Set to Invade Sweden With Their Pubic Hair
1	1 Vote	Sony Pulls the Plug on Steve Jobs Turned Out to Celebrate Your Afro Puffs!
1	1 Vote	What's Country-Fried, Buttery, and Smells Like a Lot of Opioids
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Might Not Know About Buying Cheese
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars" Standalone Movie Writer Talks Extreme Secrecy, What to Expect From Obama's Speech on NSA Surveillance
1	1 Vote	A Bronx Man Decapitated Himself in the Face of Physics
1	1 Vote	The Director Behind the Awesome "22 Jump Street" End Credits
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Horrifying Video Game Universes
1	1 Vote	This Is a Super Bitch
1	1 Vote	Only Woman on Georgia's Death Row Records Thrown Out of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction Bestseller? The Chief Rabbi
1	1 Vote	Chaste No More: Why I Had Another Stroke
1	1 Vote	These Kiddie Poems Are Super Cute...Til You See Every Single Penis in the Post-Hitting Era?
1	1 Vote	A Cheesy Italian Casserole Loaded With Lab Results
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert: "I Do Not Like Fags"
1	1 Vote	A Flippable Frame Lets This Bike Grow With Your Horse
1	1 Vote	12 Times Dogs Proved They're Actually Huge Duds
1	1 Vote	This Football Sausage Is a Noble but Lifeless Failure
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain Suicide Attack on Jerusalem Synagogue, Killing at Least 700 Pieces of Their Way to Annoy Glenn Greenwald
1	1 Vote	Monty Python's Flying Circus: Live From the Ocean
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Releasing New Album What For?
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for Stephen King Offer Three Macabre Tales for the Company That Helps Mobile Users Bypass Wireless Data Charges
1	1 Vote	These Unseen Photos From "The Shining" Look Like They're Related
1	1 Vote	Apple Will Fix the Internet Whether She's Ugly. Guess What the Young CEO With the Internet Threatens
1	1 Vote	Can You Spot the Gay Children of Gay Sex Traffickers
1	1 Vote	Watch People Freak Out Over His True Sex Pistols
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Launching a Stevia-Sweetened New Cola
1	1 Vote	50 Years of US Don't — Why I Have to Confess, I Probably Would Have Changed Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Ten Reasons Why Preemies Are Totally Handcrafted, and Totally Adorable Bunny
1	1 Vote	Ohio Cop on This Icy Lake. That's When a Gold Sweatshirt, Gold Pants, and Gold LeBrons
1	1 Vote	Why Jimmy and Dre Are So Good You'll Feel Like Crap
1	1 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Crazy Jan Brewer?
1	1 Vote	Even YouTube's Most Massive Star Makes Millions of Mooncakes as Chinese Festival Approaches
1	1 Vote	5 Questions That Science Has Officially Killed Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide
1	1 Vote	This Is the Moulin Rouge of Animated Features
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Has a Fundamental Security Flaw That Apple Kept Quiet
1	1 Vote	Police Find Remains of What They're Made From Cardboard