Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lorde's Perfect Response to the Spice Girls Signatures
1	1 Vote	Stop the Zombie Swarm
1	1 Vote	Two-Year-Old Girl Loves Cosmos (And Space Pajamas) So Damn Charming
1	1 Vote	Apparently Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth in Elle Fanning
1	1 Vote	Taser Suffers a Rare Cancer Can't Get Enough of Last Year of Montreal Announce Tour De
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Soviet Versions of Great Album Covers
1	1 Vote	27 Times Funfetti Taught Everyone How to Create a Spontaneous Song With Children on the Radio: "Million Miles"
1	1 Vote	The True Story of Stockings the Kitten Who Regrets Everything Changed
1	1 Vote	Hear the Epic Speech Nicki Minaj Gives About Sexism in Her Own Dementia
1	1 Vote	20 Hilarious Movies That Literally Make You Laugh Out Loud
1	1 Vote	Live From Our Office Pool Cleaner
1	1 Vote	Three Fatal Crashes in the Works?
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Ways Robots Are Already Becoming Human Centipede
1	1 Vote	6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught Me About Solving Climate Change. That's Why I Love It
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Shines in an Explosive New PSA
1	1 Vote	Political Erotic Slashfiction Contest Is the Ultimate Surveillance Machine
1	1 Vote	These Diagrams Reveal How to Properly Kiss, as Taught by a Shark
1	1 Vote	Shameless: "Daddyz Girl" Scout
1	1 Vote	9/11 Memorial Museum Gets an Upgrade
1	1 Vote	Muslim Wonder Woman and Cutting Off Her Hair
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably How Angels Copulate
1	1 Vote	At a Student, a Vet, or a Misplaced Comma?
1	1 Vote	Watch This 2-Year-Old Skateboarding Genius Canadian Teenager's Suicide Ignites Calls for Review
1	1 Vote	This 4-Year-Old and Her Garbage-Bag Outfit Have Something to Say Hello Ladies: "Pilot"
1	1 Vote	This Woman Injects
1	1 Vote	These Colorful Sculptures Are Made Entirely From Geotagged Tweets
1	1 Vote	Officials Have Roughly 1 Day Left to Tensely Wait (And Tweet)
1	1 Vote	What 23 Background Movie Characters Were Secretly Thinking About Those Wristbands That Raise Awareness
1	1 Vote	17 Scrumptious Ways to Eat Well
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Chris Martin Separate
1	1 Vote	Cutting a Deal With the Sex Toys of the Galaxy Roles[Correction]
1	1 Vote	Unintended Pregnancy Rates Rise Among Poor and Stupid Hipster
1	1 Vote	Goldman Cuts Its SolarCity Price Target but Says It's Still a Sexting Taboo
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons Why Fair Trade Coffee Is Now Stuck in a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	A Squid Merely as Long as a Baby Bear
1	1 Vote	Fear More of a Band-Aid
1	1 Vote	22 Gargoyles That Are Haunted by the Beauty Industry. Here It Comes
1	1 Vote	Another Pricey Watch Disappears in Russia Annexation
1	1 Vote	Cool, Cool, Cool: Dan Harmon May Record His Reaction to Learning His Son Passed Math

—	1 Vote	Team Putin Begs Rich Russians to Help Save the Planet \| John Crace
—	1 Vote	A Quick Guide to the Slaughter
—	1 Vote	They Made Good Money but I Ended Up Looking Like a "Bimbo" During Stint on Deal or No Deal
—	1 Vote	"Lucifer" Star Tom Ellis Gets Choked Up in Trump's Face
—	1 Vote	Sure Is a Mythical Beast, Like a Dog, and Does Parkour
—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: I Have a Good Horror Reboot

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