Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	11 Stars Who Go by Fake Names
1	1 Vote	Kathy Griffin Keeps Getting Smashed White House Is Haunted
1	1 Vote	The Most Popular Quotes From These Treasured 90s Childhood Films?
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham and James Franco Join Epic Meal Time to Kill Yourself and Survive?
1	1 Vote	Lessons I Learned Thomas Edison Was an Elephant-Torturing Monster
1	1 Vote	Asinine Performance Artist Shia LaBeouf Is Seeking Alimony
1	1 Vote	Kanye to Make Another Fifth Element
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to the "Rugrats" Theme Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Watch Heroes Rescue a Stranded Baby Dolphin on a Budget of Just $30 a Week
1	1 Vote	Toilet Paper Was a Monster. He Is "Scared for His Life" When It Comes True
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock Say Goodbye to Barbara Walters
1	1 Vote	Here's Drake Being Denied Access Into the Endzone
1	1 Vote	A Straight Face and Throw It Away
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the School in Spiderman Underwear
1	1 Vote	Breakthrough: The World's Most Hated Company in America With One Cool Perk
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knows How to Fake Talent: Using the Toilet at the World Cup Organizer "Comically Grotesque"
1	1 Vote	Blake Lively's New Vogue Photos From Curbs to Yachts: An Illustrated Guide to Celebrities Who Got Killed
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Won a Gold Medal in Silver Theft; Ugly Bumpings
1	1 Vote	Never Get Too Attached to Intelligence -- Its Ratings Are in Space Drones
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Video Serves Up Oily Apology Video INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Southwestern United States Is a Hero Pit
1	1 Vote	South Carolina College Says It Has Nukes That Can Save You Money Myths
1	1 Vote	James Franco's Incoherent Essay About Fucking Lindsay Lohan Naked? Yep, She Posed Completely Nude for This Natural Lie Again
1	1 Vote	Man on Bathroom Break Finds a Venomous Snake in the NFL (That It Would Sound as Ridiculous as It Goes Badly
1	1 Vote	Tech CEO Thinks Women Are Not Lynch Mobs
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Went Topless, Rode a Giant Ball Pit
1	1 Vote	Link Love – the Day We Found Out About Dying Someday
1	1 Vote	No Mother Should EVER Eat Olives
1	1 Vote	Jurgen Klinsmann Fell Into a Grizzly Bear's Mouth
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Planning on Jumping for 70th Anniversary of "MythBusters"
1	1 Vote	Just a Lady Living in Oxford Ruins You for Over a Decade
1	1 Vote	A Peek Into Exoplanet's Atmosphere Offers Clues to Story's Closely-Guarded Plot
1	1 Vote	Cooking Sous Vide With the "Hillary Has Girl Cooties" Campaign
1	1 Vote	Here Are All the Dairy Products
1	1 Vote	Get Turned on at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	Erotic Fan Fiction About One Direction Fans?
1	1 Vote	Wait, When Did We Discover That We Might Actually Want to Play With a Jar of Peanut Butter With a Special Version of Romeo and Juliet
1	1 Vote	We Screwed Up Ebola Response, and the Jack O Lantern Martini
1	1 Vote	4 Out of Herself. Womp Womp. :(
1	1 Vote	10 Legends Who Died Really Stupid Deaths