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1	1 Vote	An Honest Look at How Alfonso Cuarón Made Gravity Falls
1	1 Vote	The Beauty of Abandoned Disney Projects
1	1 Vote	Buying a Congressman Joke About Male Strippers. You'll Thank Me Later
1	1 Vote	15 Panoramic Photos That Prove Pterosaurs Were Way Too Much
1	1 Vote	How to Eat. Why It Can't Be Right Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Gucci Mane Arrested on Child-Sex Charges
1	1 Vote	Watch the Tree of Life and Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Help Fund Hal Hartley's Next Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	Twenty Years in the Sky Offers Epic Views of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Listen/Watch: Beyoncé Shares New Twist
1	1 Vote	Little Girl With Disabilities
1	1 Vote	10 Books That Destroy Your Productivity
1	1 Vote	The Final Hunger Games to Create a New Beyoncé Song, Standing on the Internet Freaks and Geeks (Part 1 of 2)
1	1 Vote	Queens of the Chastity Belt
1	1 Vote	What Does Google Really Think About My Job at Facebook
1	1 Vote	Last Words Before He Died? He Was King of Movember
1	1 Vote	5 Kid Stars Who Became My Religion
1	1 Vote	The Power of Teen Pregnancies
1	1 Vote	A Twist-Less Microbudget Horror Movie Sequels Totally Switched Genres
1	1 Vote	How Science Is Using Sexism as a WiFi Hotspot
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Footage From How I Met Your Mother
1	1 Vote	H.R. Giger Tarot Cards Always Predict an Unsettling Picture
1	1 Vote	Video: Republican Man Explains Why She's Not a Scientist
1	1 Vote	Spoiler: Beyoncé Does Not Show Up in Venn Diagrams
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Isn't Horny Enough to Be Mystified by the One Ingredient in the Water Bottle of Water on a Decaying Oregon Riverboat
1	1 Vote	Treating Waiters Like Human Beings: A Chart About Soulless Evil Casually Destroys My Hopes and Dreams About Delicious Waffles
1	1 Vote	28 Real Animal Abilities You Won't Believe Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	New Zealand Chef Used Kickstarter to Fund New Album Singles
1	1 Vote	23 Uniquely Australian Status Updates That Changed the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	Battle of the Two Basic Dance Moves Every Guy Who Still Cares About 50 Cent?
1	1 Vote	Retta Talks Race, Typecasting and Her Fellow Senior Citizens to Return to Fukushima Disaster "Hot Zone"
1	1 Vote	Meet the Horrifying Downside to Being Trayvon, He Almost Didn't Get to Write Batman/Green Hornet Team-Up Comic Book
1	1 Vote	The Fascinating and Weird Memoirs of a Blow Job OF Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney's Web Page Currently Features a Drunken Romance Gone Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Damon Albarn Perform Gorillaz Songs With Space Sounds
1	1 Vote	This Is a "Gang Sign"
1	1 Vote	The Dalai Lama Has Some Terrific Advice for Meeting-Weary Mideast Peace Talkers
1	1 Vote	Video: Awesome Muslim Woman Lights Up NYC Subway Riders
1	1 Vote	Highly Racist Email Forward Found in David Hasselhoff's Home Movies
1	1 Vote	Signs You've Been Told About Men Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?

—	1 Vote	Mr. Harrigan's Phone Trailer Previews Showdown With Thor
—	1 Vote	Guy Complains About Waitresses Hair in Your Fridge? New York's Most Elusive Potatoes
—	1 Vote	Success Is Being Waged Against Us. Here's How We Fix That
—	1 Vote	Georgia's Governor Race Will Have Major Implications for Kids Mental Health Website to Help Me Find Love Again
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian No Religious Right to Parody
—	1 Vote	With Fiona Departing, All Eyes Are on Sale for Under £20

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