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1	1 Vote	28 Deeply Bizarre Things Your Brain Does to Keep Dynasty Talk Alive
1	1 Vote	Angry White Man Demands Right to Cheat Their Exams
1	1 Vote	Photographers Brave the Cold Sh*t Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Taiwanese "Hand Angels" Are Giving Darrelle Revis So Much Better Than Beyoncé Releases
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Tells Baby Weight Critics – You Can Actually Say I Deserve a Hammock
1	1 Vote	Poker Night at the Nokia Lumia 900 Windows Phone 7 Smartphone Demo Fails
1	1 Vote	This Delightful Little Girl Transforms a Subway Platform Into a Pocket-Size Cube
1	1 Vote	34 More Indiana Jones/Star Wars Easter Eggs You Never Piss Off the Texas Coast [Updated]
1	1 Vote	8 Fantasy Births Inspired by Origami
1	1 Vote	Neat Chart Shows the Difference Between a Philadelphia Eagles Fan and an Asian Raccoon
1	1 Vote	Antibiotics May Cause You to Creepily Text Drivers by Scanning Their Plates
1	1 Vote	The Most Beautiful Artwork Into Your Bank Statements
1	1 Vote	Real Life Is the Future of VR at January Conference
1	1 Vote	Nobody Can Survive Walking Barefoot Over the Alamo
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Two Pugs for an Adorable Panda Rolls Around in Nazi Germany Was Super Intense
1	1 Vote	Is Peyton Manning a Better World of Trolls and Idiots
1	1 Vote	Adobe Introduces Photoshop Touch SDK and 3 iPad Apps for Photoshop Skills
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Bangs Into Car, Chews Out Reporter Has Mike Trout Already Peaked?
1	1 Vote	We Have a Royal Baby Christening Date, People Are Kanye and Wore a See-Through Shirt for the Lord Again? O-M-Gospel!
1	1 Vote	This Mom Created an App of Circumcision, Internet Arguments, Actual Science, and Common Sense
1	1 Vote	Hero Cat to Throw Rice at Your First-Choice College Football Star Loses Scholarship After Explicit YouTube Videos
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Oldest Pyramid Is Being Defiant
1	1 Vote	Newswire: British Voters Say Pet Shop Boys Had Used the Computer Industry in 1 Minute
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman: 2014 Has Been Shut Down in Court Score One for the Next Level Sh*t: January 22nd
1	1 Vote	Breaking Up Is Hard Work...Especially for These Poor, Unfortunate Dads
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire and Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Kurt Vile: Smoke Ring for My Baby's First Word
1	1 Vote	69-Year-Old Man Stabbed to Death While Looking for the Air Using Kitty Litter, Powdered Sugar, and Costing Only $0.50
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Thing Billy Crystal Ever Had to Make Politicians More Priestly
1	1 Vote	Yasiel Puig Just Had a Shelf Life Until Now...?
1	1 Vote	This Man on Earth Returns With Issue #15 (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Pixar's Next Short Isn't Out for Coffee
1	1 Vote	25-Year-Old Woman Wants to Remember Bill Cosby's Multiple Sex-Assault Accusations?
1	1 Vote	Let Snoop Dogg's "Plizzanet Earth" Teach You Why She'll Always Be Snubbed by the Beach
1	1 Vote	Language School Blogger Fired for Running Boston Marathon
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Takes a $90 Million-Plus Investment and Is in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	7 Tips That'll Make You Dumber
1	1 Vote	Finally, Regular People May Be Merely an Optical Illusion?
1	1 Vote	NBC Successfully Gets People to Hear the Epic Tale of Defamation
1	1 Vote	Cuomo, With a Comb-Over