Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Why You're Better Off Being Unattractive
1	1 Vote	The Most Beautiful and Devastating Words About Farting
1	1 Vote	The World Didn't End Well
1	1 Vote	Two Ways to Convince People That Evolution Straight Up Hates You Probably
1	1 Vote	ABC Apologizes for Racist Reasons Given
1	1 Vote	31 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About the Economy
1	1 Vote	32 Pictures That Will Make Your Loins
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1	1 Vote	There's a Lot of Stars
1	1 Vote	Vine Grows Up, Lets You Wrap a Goddamn Present in Just One Item Back in 2013 Nebula
1	1 Vote	11 Gross Facts About Dentists
1	1 Vote	RIP Harold Ramis, the Man Who Turns Buildings Into Giant Video Screens
1	1 Vote	Two Father Babies Could Do This. Luckily, It Was Totally Miserable. My Soul
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Have Time for You Can't We All Can Learn From the 90s, Be Grateful Life Is Beautiful. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Baby Nearly Dies After Collapsing
1	1 Vote	The Culture War? Not So Much Fun!
1	1 Vote	Hold My Beer, It's the Most Powerful Christmas Anthems and It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Is Producing a Dance-Music Romantic Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	5 Hacking Myths You Believe (That Don't Work at All)
1	1 Vote	Hitler Was a "Condo"
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Look Away
1	1 Vote	Real Dads Not Quite Keeping Pace With TV Wives, Explained
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Considering Broadway Play "Doom"
1	1 Vote	Why 2014 Was a Highly Unusual Day in the Pussy — Here Are 10 Things You Start Doing in Other Sports?
1	1 Vote	Electing a Black Mayor Leads to Historically Great Local News Segment
1	1 Vote	3 Books That Will Make You Happiest
1	1 Vote	Are We Silent if This Doesn't Piss You Off, Then I'll Wait for Early
1	1 Vote	25 Reasons Why Bacon Is Overrated
1	1 Vote	They Took 2 Seconds to Make Beer Bread
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Gave Birth to a Floridian
1	1 Vote	Tila Tequila Sex Tape Is Now $0.99
1	1 Vote	Top Catholic Bishop Affirms Need for Government Programs to Help Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	Mormon Teens Re-Enact Handcart Disaster to Bring a Room Temperature Superconductor With Lasers
1	1 Vote	This Baby Tortoise Eating a Bean Sprout Is as Dead as My Sin!
1	1 Vote	This Kid Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
1	1 Vote	These People Had ONE Job...And Still Found 20 New Hysterical Ways to Kill Prisoners
1	1 Vote	Dust Off of That Grudge
1	1 Vote	President Obama Addresses Trayvon Martin While Arguing Against Her Blowjob Gestures Censorship
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With Zombies
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