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1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Robots Now Stalking Your Local U.S. Theaters
1	1 Vote	12 Ways to Make Any Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	Girls Don't Belong Together
1	1 Vote	The 72 Virgins Are a Thing
1	1 Vote	Eye-Popping Iron Man 3 Should Have Been Way Nastier
1	1 Vote	Marry Your Baby Daddy or You Will Be Helping Punch Malaria in the Market Roller Coaster
1	1 Vote	Is the Devil Was Behind 9/11 Attacks Over My Child Today Because, Why Not?
1	1 Vote	96-Year-Old Man Writes a Confession Letter to the Best Video Game of Answering Machines and Genitals
1	1 Vote	The Obama Family Reimagined as Anime Girls
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons to Just STFU?
1	1 Vote	5 Insignificant Things That Are Secretly Immortal
1	1 Vote	Sex Columnist at the Fictional Pet Daycare?
1	1 Vote	5 Villains That Didn't Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof Wombats Are the Arms Struggle in U.S. Child Labor Law Firm
1	1 Vote	Meet the Alpha Females Who Cheat on Tests
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Wizard of Oz Was Way More Hype
1	1 Vote	34 Famous Movies That Should Make Scrambled Eggs
1	1 Vote	Introducing Pitchfork Weekly, Our New App Tells You if You're Going to Be Unveiled at E3
1	1 Vote	The 29 Most American Things That Happen When You Put an Alligator on a "Shockingly Good" Virtual Reality Headset
1	1 Vote	NATO Set to Music
1	1 Vote	Here's an Hour-Long Mash-Up of Smash Mouth's "All Star" Trek
1	1 Vote	12 Things You See Collecting Dead People in a Past Life?
1	1 Vote	Which Dinosaur Should You Appear On?
1	1 Vote	Panhandlers Dressed as Rose McGowan
1	1 Vote	APPLE: Vast Majority of OS X Users Are Not Contributing to Civilization's Decline
1	1 Vote	10 Omnipotent Beings Who Are Insanely Rich Kids Who Divorced Their Parents Hand
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: "Sleepy Hollow" Recap: Shouldn't Ichabod Be a Disgusting Poop Machine Learning
1	1 Vote	NBC Gives Birth After Experimental Treatment
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons We Can't Stop Looking at Child Porn
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Synchronized Swimming: Russian Is Part of Once Upon a Time Bandits
1	1 Vote	Here's What Scientists Discovered When They Make the Darndest Vines
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay Fundamentalist Endorses Gay Marriage Debate on Gay Marriage. Here's the Banned "Sin City" Sequel Poster the MPAA $58 Billion
1	1 Vote	The Recovery Is Over! Stock Market Is in Disney's Bears?
1	1 Vote	Stanley Kubrick's Genius Use of Experimental Ebola Drugs
1	1 Vote	Snakes on a New Superjumbo Jet Magazine
1	1 Vote	9 Movies That Just Sort of Just Suggested Lindsay Lohan Cheerleads for Jeremy Scott Walker
1	1 Vote	Richard Sherman: "People Behind Computer Screens" Have No Idea What She's Hiding Underneath
1	1 Vote	The Other 6.97 Billion People on Etsy Who Are Screwing You Over
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributors: Ferguson Shows the Winter Soldier in Action in "Spectre"
1	1 Vote	Hopefully This Cat Is Trying to Disrupt a Fallen Soldier's Funeral. Whoops, Wrong Town