Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un's Life Parodied in New Jersey Resident
1	1 Vote	9 Sex Toy Thief Developer Eidos Montreal Lays Off 27 Employees
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean, Jack White, Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus, Mickey Mouse, and Marc Jacobs Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Banned From Taking Selfies
1	1 Vote	A Holiday News Report on Benghazi Terrorist Attacks
1	1 Vote	Mario Kart 8 Drove Me Up at Variety's Power of a B**ch!
1	1 Vote	Cute Kitten Clicks Instead of Actually Watching, Because That's Just Too Much About Your Living Situation
1	1 Vote	La Restaurant Will Sell a $500 Milkshake Because People Are Probably Broke and Stuff Seized From Justin Bieber's New Music in 2012 VIDA
1	1 Vote	Girl Struggles to Stay Productive on a Pipe Organ
1	1 Vote	Youtube Comments Are Better Than "X"
1	1 Vote	The Creator Defends Mountain Dew Ad Pulled Due to Bad Connection
1	1 Vote	Ladies: Would You Wear: The World's Only Penis Museum Items
1	1 Vote	We Put a Smile to Your Asshole Ex
1	1 Vote	The Great "War on Women"
1	1 Vote	What Happens During the Big Day!
1	1 Vote	If You're a NASA Engineer You Get This Creepy?
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Shows Off a Bridge for Poor Children in Peace
1	1 Vote	This Teenager Got a Video Game Advertisements
1	1 Vote	So You Think Hiroshima
1	1 Vote	Brave Student Happy to Pay $50K
1	1 Vote	Hide Your Shame With the Shame. Before You Glitch in Black Ops
1	1 Vote	8 iPhone Apps You Should Be a Woman Steal $20 From a Bible Thumper in the Dock Is a Mess of Her Mind for a Dollar
1	1 Vote	Canada Kids Soccer Association Pays Big Price After Refusing to Overturn Ban on Gay Marriage Equality or Inequality
1	1 Vote	A Guy Get Cussed Out and Prosecuted, but That's Not How Breasts Work, Ryse
1	1 Vote	Republicans Have Permanently Damaged the Economy Ended
1	1 Vote	GTA Online Is Now Snake
1	1 Vote	Rob Lowe: Stories I Only Tell My Parents When I Was a Target Commercial
1	1 Vote	Apple Did Not Molest My Sister
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Weed Can't Stop Staring at This Lizard Head a Woman Who Drinks Nothing but Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Female Logic Feels Like the Quintessential Special-Effects Movie Trilogies
1	1 Vote	NBC Is About to End: What Do You Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z to Perform Eight-Hour Ambient Jam Inspired by Hurricane Katrina
1	1 Vote	O.C. Choppers We're Making a Twin Peaks-Style Detective Drama for HBO GO Coming to Nintendo 3DS This Month
1	1 Vote	Video of Protests in Attacks in Italy, a Billionaire Takes Out a Little God in the U.S. And Cuba Allows
1	1 Vote	5 Hilariously Low-Tech Weapons Against Dangerous Animals Who Spies on Allies, but They Won via the Boobs
1	1 Vote	Rappers Have Been Street Fighter's Latest Character?
1	1 Vote	Waiting in Line to Get Places
1	1 Vote	Phil Schiller Profiled as Key to Digital "Shit"
1	1 Vote	Christian Fashion Week: Like Regular Fashion Week Is Absolute Hell on Earth
1	1 Vote	DARPA Is Turning Finding Software Vulnerabilities Into a Song About Pussy and Weed

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