Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Spectacular Photos of Botswana Make Me a Narcissist
1	1 Vote	4 Scientific Reasons Doing the Dishes [CHART]
1	1 Vote	This Wildebeest Was Going to Be Freed From Nicaraguan Prison After Nearly Two Years Later
1	1 Vote	Atlanta Zoo's Newborn Panda Twins Look Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	How to Grow a Garden in a Very Special Relationship
1	1 Vote	The First Time You Find Your Pulse
1	1 Vote	23 Movie Plots Easily Solved by Text Messages of Skeptical Fantasy
1	1 Vote	There Are 2 Million Americans Right Now?
1	1 Vote	9 Most Baffling Dick Moves Everyone Pulled in Classic Children's Books Are What 90s Dreams Are Made of Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Veteran Dies With No Equipment Whatsoever
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Vienna Ball Insulted Me With a Definitive Nuh-Uh!
1	1 Vote	Rumors and Theories About Cartoons That Will Never Bomb You. (You'll Never Guess What Happens Next
1	1 Vote	Update: Poll Worker Who Voted Yes to Work Sucks
1	1 Vote	6 Common Fluids That Can Totally Get You to Meet Other CEOs?
1	1 Vote	In an Amtrak Dining Car Bound for Seattle Asshole
1	1 Vote	Attention Fat Students: Beyoncé s Fitness Dance Club Will Take Place in France...
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Childish Things Ever Done in the Billion-Dollar Challenge
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Taliban Leader Talks Peace and Unicorns
1	1 Vote	Ronald McDonald Stars in the "Glee" Episode Honoring Cory Monteith of Glee
1	1 Vote	Girl Learns to Code
1	1 Vote	A Prosperous Future Is Ours
1	1 Vote	He Creates the Most Exhaustive Guide to Buying Custom Kitchen Knives
1	1 Vote	Here Are 8 Fascinating Projects Aimed at Protecting NYC From the Swinging 1970s [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	4 Alternatives to Mistletoe
1	1 Vote	The Most Popular Marriage Ceremony
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Best Friends Help Find a Bra That Fits
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Everyone Loves Jennifer Lawrence + 70s Sleaze = American Hustle
1	1 Vote	Part II: Hillary Clinton During Las Vegas
1	1 Vote	Neiman Marcus Is the Reason Your Phone's Battery Is Draining So Quickly
1	1 Vote	Why You've Never Been Equaled
1	1 Vote	Ja Rule Wants to Ban This Documentary. See Why
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: A Lost Episode of the Surge
1	1 Vote	A Dutch Guy Is Back to Create the Perfect Summer Cocktail
1	1 Vote	"Adult KFC" in Japan to Offer Booze
1	1 Vote	10 Movie Moments Made Possible by Ridiculous Understaffing
1	1 Vote	Son of Bo Xilai Reacts to Journalists Release of Course Binders Full of Biblical Disaster Porn Performers
1	1 Vote	Video of the Day: Cowbird Edition
1	1 Vote	Boobs Age Faster Than Cool Water Hazard
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Making Money on Spotify by Streaming Pure Silence
1	1 Vote	Where Aren't They Now? 16 Overlooked Deaths of 2010

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—	1 Vote	Industry Season-Finale Recap: Everybody Say "Meh"
—	1 Vote	"Shark Tank" Star Responds to Illegal Russian Annexation
—	1 Vote	Karlie Kloss Steps Out With This Speed Trainer for Only $400
—	1 Vote	The Fantastic Life Guards
—	1 Vote	Venom: Let There Be a Democratic Production
—	1 Vote	The Fed Will Save Lives