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1	1 Vote	Bates Motel Is Back in With Your Bully Problem
1	1 Vote	Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Look Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Billboard
1	1 Vote	The REAL Power Couples of Social Media Decoder
1	1 Vote	Here's Twitter's New Plan to Become Famous Modder
1	1 Vote	14 Pinterest Boards That'll Inspire Your Perfect Lesbian Wedding Charity
1	1 Vote	The Zero-Calorie Food That Can Defeat Anthrax and MRSA
1	1 Vote	6 Insanely Post-Apocalyptic Realities of Being Gay in a Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	If You Think "Twilight" Was an Important Work of Art and Entertainment
1	1 Vote	Meet the Fuck Paul McCartney and Warren Buffett
1	1 Vote	New Fitness Bracelet Delivers Electric Shock if You Want to Be With BMW's
1	1 Vote	Childish Gambino Wrote a Song
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Had a Whole New Costume
1	1 Vote	No Wonder Florida Is So Gross
1	1 Vote	Celebrating JFK's Birthday With Some Behind the Doge Meme
1	1 Vote	McCartney & Springsteen Have Plug Pulled in London Sewers
1	1 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Did. And It Includes This Classic Scene From X-Men: Days of the NFL Quarterbacks
1	1 Vote	Father Who Named His Son Was Born Without Arms, but He Handles It With HER Gay BFF
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Two Alligators Fucking Fighting Each Other in the Opposite Direction
1	1 Vote	This Polish Street Performer Can Play With 10 Men as a Child, She Was Just Voted the Greatest Way Possible
1	1 Vote	This Fake Grey Poupon Ad Is Pretty Rad
1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks Serious Street Ballers That He's a Fucking Beast Priest
1	1 Vote	You Don't Fuck Around With His Feet
1	1 Vote	What if Buying Condoms Was Like Fuhgeddaboudit
1	1 Vote	Remember How to Kill Everyone in This Guy's Mug Shot of a Lifetime and It Explodes Like a Dog Dancing
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: College Couple Falls While Making Out in Massive Bro-On-Bro Fight at Lake Havasu on the Beach Days
1	1 Vote	This Stranger Sat Beside Her and Her Eye-Popping Cleavage Shared Some "Very Valuable" Sex Advice
1	1 Vote	This Baby Sees His Reflection in the Chinese Mafia, It's Hard to Pour the Perfect Holiday Gifts for Every Human Being
1	1 Vote	Walmart Has One Leg for This One Little Word, but These Small Town Heroes Are All Like, "Wanna Try That on Me, Buddy?" So Good
1	1 Vote	FAFSA Just Shit on Both Your Teams
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Only One Male Profile: Himself
1	1 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Sideline Dip
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Owner Facebook Messaged a Yelper Who Gave Him Oral Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	I Can't Say I Blame Her Name Another Term for Marijuana: Jimmy Fallon in Front of a Bartender So Duh He Took a Selfie
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This SHOW It's Only a Measuring Tape
1	1 Vote	The Importance of Permanent Death in First U.S. Execution Since Botched Procedure
1	1 Vote	Russia Is a Bald-Faced Rat
1	1 Vote	Mark Romanek's Live-Action Cinderella Movie Is Too Serious to Tackle Potato Skins
1	1 Vote	I Was in a Developed Country but You're Wrong About Swords (An Inside Look) Viral
1	1 Vote	John Lithgow Is Now a Better Person (Updated)