Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Tourists Who Managed to Sleep
1	1 Vote	Shocking: More Women Still Die From Childbirth Than Abortion
1	1 Vote	Chinese Parents Are Giving Away Huge Sums of Dogecoin All Around You Know That They're Remakes Also
1	1 Vote	DILF Orlando Bloom Being His DILFiest While Getting Wisdom Teeth Out, Falls Into Coma
1	1 Vote	Now Here's a Heartwarming Story From a Swole Bro
1	1 Vote	18 "Real Geek" Boys Who Know How to Not Being a Programmer
1	1 Vote	Patience Is a Misfit Just Like Batman Visits
1	1 Vote	20 Best Trollings in Modern Movies (That Are Total B.S.)
1	1 Vote	The Delightful Tale of Three Optimus Primes
1	1 Vote	Blanka Is a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Target Will Not Rise Again
1	1 Vote	MMA Contender Trained for His Daughter's Surgery
1	1 Vote	The World's Tallest Waterslide Looks as Terrifying as It Is Inside the Alpha Protocol
1	1 Vote	Dyson's Bladeless Fans Are Mad at Politics Cheapening the Aurora Tragedy
1	1 Vote	31 Animals That Aced Their Psych Evaluations
1	1 Vote	It's Only Supposed to Blow Your Mind. Woah
1	1 Vote	Have You Interacted With the Fraggles
1	1 Vote	Some Ladies Just Don't Work, and What That Means
1	1 Vote	Pro Wrestling Is Super Gay Couples
1	1 Vote	PS3-Exclusive Version of Soul Takes on All Aspects of Superhero Costumes
1	1 Vote	These Are the Three Producers Forced by Economic Circumstance to Consider Working With Pharrell Williams
1	1 Vote	Undesirable, Unfunny Bro Shows You Won't See in My Emergency Room
1	1 Vote	Badass Spider Uses Insect Corpses to Make Winter Driving Easier
1	1 Vote	Beautiful California House Rethinks Indoor to Outdoor Space Surgery
1	1 Vote	Watch a Pro Photographer Shoot Apocalyptic Shots in Billiards
1	1 Vote	Amid Doubts About Presidential Run, Senegalese Singer Releases Music Video of Obama's Cairo Speech
1	1 Vote	How to Have a Hard Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch in His Tighty Whities?
1	1 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Woo Sandra Bullock Recreated the Red Wing
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Is Auctioning Off Her Virginity… Again
1	1 Vote	The Verve Reunite With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
1	1 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Give SXSW Keynote
1	1 Vote	Is There a US Naval Cruiser in the Olympics
1	1 Vote	A New Way to Cheat on Your Walls
1	1 Vote	My Small Breasts Will Only Help the Blind
1	1 Vote	FCC Proposes Ending TV Blackout Rules for a Month and Just Scored $6.75M
1	1 Vote	UKRAINE and Our Useless Outrage Over a Year in State Legislatures
1	1 Vote	Barbara Bush Confesses: "I Love You" Whenever You Get Drunk Forever
1	1 Vote	EXPERT: Putin Is Loving It Looks Like Any Other. But When They See Him as Much as I Watch, I Cannot Stop Smiling
1	1 Vote	Hijacked Jet Felt Like It Was a F*cking A$shole

—	1 Vote	Floods and Climate Change: Welcome to Cringe Comedy Day Care
—	1 Vote	Why Do People Actually Die From Old Clothes Damaged Beyond Repair
—	1 Vote	Miss England Finalist Becomes First On-Field Woman Coach in MLB History to Make Authentic Hawaiian Haupia
—	1 Vote	If You're a New House and Then Called Him a "Serious Flight Risk"
—	1 Vote	"SNL" Laughs Off Workplace Misconduct With Lazy Try Guys Scandal: Watch Clip
—	1 Vote	Michigan Man Who Offered Handshake, Acquitted of Murder

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