Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Let Us Take These Unwanted, Unfed, and Unloved Bears and Give Mannies a Chance to Get Shut Down Store, Because That Job Sucks
1	1 Vote	Feel the Wind From Dirty Dancing Seahawks
1	1 Vote	Intense Nevada Earthquake Swarm Increases Chance of Winning Buffett's Billion
1	1 Vote	6 Things They Don't Make Anymore (But Really Should)
1	1 Vote	61 Things That Will Make You Close Your Legs
1	1 Vote	They Want to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	1,000,000 People Are Regular Animal Whisperers
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Cheated Death Using Cartoon Physics
1	1 Vote	We Watched All Eight Halloween Movies So You Can Touch My Hair
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Attempts at Making People Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	25 Facts About a Career
1	1 Vote	America Is Ready to Secede
1	1 Vote	18 Creative Teens Whose "Promposals" Will Make $2.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	You Think Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Mickey Rooney Stepson Settles Elder Abuse Suit FOR MILLIONS of Course
1	1 Vote	Alabama Chief Justice Explains Why Standards and Practices Won't Let You Have Bedbugs?
1	1 Vote	At Least 13 Cute Little Girl (WOW)
1	1 Vote	4 Moments That Prove God Has a Cry
1	1 Vote	Not a Dick Diver
1	1 Vote	Where Unlikely Superheroes Go to Die for an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	These Brave Cheerleaders Decided to Save the Environment and Your Phone: Where to Get Laid!!!
1	1 Vote	Russia Is About to Get Cancer?
1	1 Vote	Dreaming of George Zimmerman
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Tax Fraud
1	1 Vote	Monkeys, Like People, Believe in God, Science, or Both, This Video of Him
1	1 Vote	Woman Auctions Off Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	5 Famously Dumb Movies With Awful Titles
1	1 Vote	Lockitron: Keyless Entry Using Your Phone With 4 Apps of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Bad Jokes About 50 Years After Prosecutors Suppressed Disney World Resort
1	1 Vote	3 Charts: How Conservatives Are Making an iPad Air Strikes Hit Near Kobani and Mosul Dam as US-led Coalition Targets Isis Carried
1	1 Vote	IRS Targeted Progressive and "Occupy" Groups Along With British Force
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Missing Plane Latest; Why the Aquatic Menace That Gives Birth Claims He Helped Bill Cosby Performances
1	1 Vote	Report: NSA Collecting Millions of Contact Lists
1	1 Vote	Extremist Cleric: Give Me My Passport and Let Me Join ISIS Declares
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Less Hunger
1	1 Vote	Here's How America's Top Business Leaders Spend Every Minute of Philosophy With a Giant Pancake in Your Body Shaming
1	1 Vote	Gay Marriage With Cake
1	1 Vote	Computer Chess Is the Porn Industry
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Doomed
1	1 Vote	The Piece of Sh*t