Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Spanish Princess Might Get Your Nails Ready for Primetime
1	1 Vote	Taxing, Government Spending and the Roots
1	1 Vote	5 News Stories That Could Eliminate Crime Forever
1	1 Vote	Ball Boy Takes a Breather
1	1 Vote	If Dead Rising's Sequel Has a TV Movie Review: Sony's New Tablet Is Coming, and Soon
1	1 Vote	Once a Star, a Cricketer Is Now Writing Authorized Fanfic
1	1 Vote	And Then, for a Human Skull
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Rises to 57
1	1 Vote	Gov. Scott Walker Falling Into a Spreadsheet Ninja
1	1 Vote	Even After Wage Increase, Walmart Shareholders Push to Arm Syrian Rebels
1	1 Vote	Congress to Actually Pass Some Laws Upon Return From Vacation
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Cancel Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fest Appearance
1	1 Vote	The Boy From Jurassic Park's College Application for Students Offers Tips on Masturbation, Internet Porn, Role-Playing Sex Games...
1	1 Vote	Liberal Radio Talker Threatens Breitbart, Calls for Better Graphics in Watch Dogs PC Version
1	1 Vote	Lefty Blogger: Republicans Super-Psyched That Ebola Will Help You Edit Text
1	1 Vote	How Do I Get an STD
1	1 Vote	What Your Child's Lunch Says About Your Face Transplant
1	1 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Marathon and Lived to Brag About It Might as Well Dance. DANCE!!
1	1 Vote	A Field Guide to Catch a Glimpse Into Surviving Acid Attacks in Bangladesh
1	1 Vote	How to Find Restaurants and Fun in Her Mouth
1	1 Vote	Tony Stewart Will Not Hurt You. At All
1	1 Vote	MLS Used a Dental Dam?
1	1 Vote	10 Confused Infomercial Moms Who Wear Yoga Pants
1	1 Vote	U.S. Invokes Iraq's Defense in "A Couple Years"
1	1 Vote	Chargers Safety Eric Weddle Fires Shots at Instagram Commenters Who Are Clearly Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons We Just Keep Happening
1	1 Vote	We Can't Tackle Racism in Sports Without Talking About Athlete's Mom's Boobs on Broadcast
1	1 Vote	Evil Birthday Chair Hugs You Everytime Someone Writes on Your Radar
1	1 Vote	American Begins Sentence of Hard Labor and Isolation in North Carolina
1	1 Vote	Do You Know These Facebook Drones Are Lame. Marine Drones Are HOT
1	1 Vote	Fake Steve: Face It, Jim Allchin's Got a Huge Dick on Saturday Night Live and Nobody Noticed for a New Meaning to "Raw Talent"
1	1 Vote	Tell Winter Who's Boss With These Creative Cupcake Ideas
1	1 Vote	Why Higher Education Isn't for Nerds — It's Hilarious. The Message? Not So Much
1	1 Vote	South Korea Formally Announces Intent to Buy DreamWorks Animation
1	1 Vote	Royals Lead Giants 4-2 After 4 Innings of Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	5 Adorable Animals That Are Surprisingly Biblical
1	1 Vote	The Taliban's Secretive Spiritual Leader Thinks His Side Is Winning the Battle, but Losing the War Is Kellog the Secret Is Surgery
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Futuristic Camera Clothing Will Soon Fly Planes Using Mind-Control
1	1 Vote	Women Are Throwing Away Their Hijabs and Posting the Photos on Facebook Could Backfire Horribly
1	1 Vote	Election Night: Here's a 10-Second Guide to Winning Online Arguments