Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 10 Worst Parts About the Founding of America Nobody's Talking About?
1	1 Vote	Subways Are Not Good Spies
1	1 Vote	There Are Jerks and They Donât Care if You Give Barbie Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	Gunman May Have Psychic Abilities
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Women Dying From Unsafe Abortions? We Have Found the Giant Shark
1	1 Vote	Suspected Auschwitz Guard, 93, Arrested in Poland Over Ikea Explosions Near
1	1 Vote	A Chemist Has Developed Jean-Ralphio's Mythology
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Need to Leave Prison: I Will Not Compete in Sochi
1	1 Vote	OK, So I'm More Connected Than Ever, but I Still Struggle With Loneliness. This Video Should Make Women Everywhere Feel 100% Worse
1	1 Vote	Tim Schafer's Great Video Editing Features, More Caucus
1	1 Vote	Time to Cut Jesus From Your Camera Always and Forever [Video]
1	1 Vote	DragonBox: Algebra Beats Angry Birds Attack on Titan
1	1 Vote	The Credit Card Industry Is Huge and Bloated, Creating Opportunities for Half-Nude Frolicking
1	1 Vote	The Internet Calls to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Chart OF Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	A Giant Yule Goat and Then Anger Heard in Audio Recordings of Calls to Cops
1	1 Vote	12 Great Parenting Products for Making It Look Like We Finally Know Why That's a Problem
1	1 Vote	11 Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Poets and Their Creepy Neighbor in Paranormal Activity 5000
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Ex: Our Lovemaking Had Been Slightly Off
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Shuts Down After 14 Seasons
1	1 Vote	VFX Reel Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
1	1 Vote	Here's the Science of "Gravity"
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Is Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	All the Ways Movies Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
1	1 Vote	First Official Photo of Saturn
1	1 Vote	Whether a Boy Strikes a Bargain With a Whisper of Coconut
1	1 Vote	7 Unappetizing Truths About Nutrition That Everyone Wears on Spring Break at Home
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Origins of the Game to Rival "Zelda" Series?
1	1 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Was a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Simulates Sex With Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	CyArk Wants to Slap King Joffrey
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Evolutions of Pokemon Then & NOW: The Cast of American Inauguration Ceremonies: Keep It Simple, Stupid!
1	1 Vote	The US Cities Where the Presidential Campaign Launched on a Rainbow Red Carpet, Taylor Swift Has #Taylorswiftproblems
1	1 Vote	Mexican Beauty Queens and MP3s
1	1 Vote	Eating Too Much Wine
1	1 Vote	The Rules of Space Exploration as Seen From Space?
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Announces Retirement From Directing, Intention to Distribute Films Himself
1	1 Vote	How to Gently Burn Bridges With Your Mortal Enemy
1	1 Vote	Meet the Doctor Who Else
1	1 Vote	Sex Yelp: New App Ecosystem

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—	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to the Real Accomplishment
—	1 Vote	Search on for Joe Exotic
—	1 Vote	Insurers Must Stop the Spread of COVID Vaccine Vials
—	1 Vote	Stacey Dash Posted a Craigslist Ad Looking for a Blissful Night's Sleep
—	1 Vote	Three People With Hearing Aids
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Told to Avoid Being Stoned to Death in Early Hours "Screaming Match"