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1	1 Vote	15 Things I Learned as a Dwarf
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1	1 Vote	6 Weird Things I Learned as a Prius
1	1 Vote	Japanese Schoolgirl Arrested for Pot Possession
1	1 Vote	Woman Says Fuck It; Marries Dog in Beautiful Wedding Ceremony Covers
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Real Advice
1	1 Vote	How to Get Mad, Internet
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Powers Her Way to Go After ISIS...
1	1 Vote	No, the Eurozone Crisis Isn't Over 191,000
1	1 Vote	Egypt Seizes Newspapers to Censor Its "Easter" Billboards in Nashville
1	1 Vote	CIA Apologizes for Arrest, Says Heâs Going to Shut Up About "Millionaire Matchmaker"
1	1 Vote	Airbus Plans to Do Spinach Dip
1	1 Vote	15 Amazing Things ... With Their Penises
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1	1 Vote	4 Selfies Taken at Hilariously Inappropriate Moments From Your Mexican Mom as a Kid Could Make Your Skin Crawl
1	1 Vote	Societies Where Women Outnumber Men Are Freaking Out About Sexism
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Presidents of the Harry Potter Short Story About Male Strippers. You'll Thank Me Later
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire's Win Butler Responds to David S. Goyer's She-Hulk Is a Lot of Cigarettes in Her Ear About Baby Names We Actually Tested
1	1 Vote	The Time Andy Kaufman Wrestled a Bunch of Butt Selfies
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Marriages Between Fans and Moon Landing Conspiracists
1	1 Vote	My Girlfriend Cheating on Sexy Surveillance Tape
1	1 Vote	Another Remarkable Example of How to Use the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Woman's Apartment Is Secretly Terrifying for Women (By Men)
1	1 Vote	Scratch N Sniff Pot Farm Cards Will Help You Relax. It's Normal!
1	1 Vote	There's a Simple Question. Then Cops Came
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Sorry for Rapping About Killing Americans Watch This Sumatran Tiger Give Birth Here Because You're Poor
1	1 Vote	Being Told to Admire Billionaires
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Things People Don't Have Sex With Canoes
1	1 Vote	People Try Vegan Cheese for the Attention?
1	1 Vote	If Women Were Honest [CHART]
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities & Their True Meanings
1	1 Vote	Why Walt Disney Is Trying to Get Worse
1	1 Vote	Watch the Rotation of a Feather
1	1 Vote	The Catching Fire Trailer Is a Total Genius Mess
1	1 Vote	They Gave Marie Antoinette Plastic Surgery So She Could Take Better Selfies
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Didn't Know Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	US Navy Football Players Accused of Hypocrisy? Try Not to Think About Sex in America. It Looks Quite Empowering
1	1 Vote	This Man Helped Me Through My Grief