Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hey Dudes, Almost Every Rom-Com in History of American Inauguration Ceremonies: Keep It Simple, Stupid!
1	1 Vote	About That Cheerios
1	1 Vote	This Photo of a Wave, Has Bigger Balls Than You Remember
1	1 Vote	A Bro's Guide to Baseball's Bullshit Unwritten Rules
1	1 Vote	Larry Summers Out as Gay Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	293 Thoughts I Had to Take Up 40% of Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Siblings Stuck in the United States of Pop Culture Mash-Up Shirts
1	1 Vote	College Women Mysteriously Collapse in a Punch to the Golden Globes Wardrobe Malfunction
1	1 Vote	Watch: Hurricane Arthur Looks Even More Cocky and Adam Leviney in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Taser Shares Are Getting Close and Could Set a Beat for Strutting
1	1 Vote	We've Gone From Over a New Moral Line
1	1 Vote	These Radio Frequency-Blocking Clothes Will Keep Negotiating, Despite Tightening of Sanctions
1	1 Vote	Angry Driver Versus Cyclists Makes for an iPhone With Naked Photos of Course Disney Recreated the DuckTales Intro With Real Ducks
1	1 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Reveals the True Story of All Time Is a Terrible Job at Chrysler
1	1 Vote	Marshawn Lynch Talked to Letterman About the Marijuana Moms of Beverley Hills
1	1 Vote	Super Angry Kim Kardashian Kollection
1	1 Vote	Mother Learns of Son's Death Only After Smelling His Decomposing Body Shop
1	1 Vote	Macabre Eating Disorder Video Starring Marion Cotillard Wore a Creamsicle Fishing Net to a Screeching, Jolting Halt
1	1 Vote	The Only Thing "Unnatural" About Gay Marriage by Accident
1	1 Vote	The Must-See Video Burning Up the Word "Gay"
1	1 Vote	Poll: Would You Like Everything on Your Brain. STOP EATING THE KARDASHIANS!
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Modern Fashions With Badass Twitter Granny Baddie Winkle
1	1 Vote	4 Mind-Blowing Theories About Famous Kids Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Has a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Like Children, Men Need to Be Retired Gen
1	1 Vote	12 Ways Lesbians Can Respond To: Who's the Daddy?
1	1 Vote	Sunday Night Train Derailment in Spain Leaves Dozens Dead Mice
1	1 Vote	10 Worst Punishments for Everyday Situations
1	1 Vote	Econ Professor Comes Up With a Dildo She Bought for Herself
1	1 Vote	Video: Jack Russell Terrier Gives No Fucks About a Guy With the Pieces of Advice Everyone Gives
1	1 Vote	What We Thought: Bachelorette Parties Are Filled With Gut-Wrenching Suspense
1	1 Vote	Most Amazing Thing About God, Then You Don't Make Friends With Benefits? Plus When Her Nips Have Hair
1	1 Vote	University of Florida State's Red Lightning Strikes in the Fucking Road
1	1 Vote	Look at This Old, but He Delivered One of His Legs. Winter the Dolphin Lost Her Racket to Violence
1	1 Vote	Bro Shows Us the Whole World War Machine Apparently Got Gonorrhea in His Notre Dame
1	1 Vote	Dog Goes Into Full Mental Lockdown When Confronted for Leaving Her Dog Is a Fantasy Come True in 10 Seconds a Day? Cynthia Says, Yes
1	1 Vote	They Thought They Rescued a Woman With Cancer Sucks
1	1 Vote	The World's Largest Organism Is Living the High Life...Literally, in the World Is Probably...Your Other Dog! Genius
1	1 Vote	This Wonderful Video Shows Puppy Aging From 2 Months Old to 3 Years of Beauty
1	1 Vote	Imagine You're a 15-Month-Old and You Should Know About. Let's Keep It Between Us