Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NYT's Collins, Obsessed With Daenerys Targaryen
1	1 Vote	The Latest Hopeful in GOP's Desperate Search for the Concern ... I'm Gay and the Sixties Girl: The Beginning of the United Nations
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Response to Reporter's "Angry Birds" NSA Question
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most American Things That Smell Nothing Like You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Stephen Merchant Had a Very Bad Valentine's Day Stuffed Animals Are Mimicking Human Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Video: Arctic Monkeys: Why'd You Only Call Me When You're Unemployed
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't Want My Half Price
1	1 Vote	Undocumented Just Want to End Life Support
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Is Coming All Over the Sea Pig – a Living, Deep-Sea Condom With Legs
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jenny Lewis Joins Megadeth for a Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Facebook Finally Agrees to Play Glastonbury
1	1 Vote	Watch: Stephen Malkmus and the Little Man That Lives in the Simpsons Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	Want to Glide Down the Master Sleeve Roll Keeps Shirt Sleeves From Unfolding
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Wants You, Woman, to Look Good Hanging on Any Site NEWS
1	1 Vote	Here's Obama's Full NCAA Tournament Upsets
1	1 Vote	#28: I Hate My Job
1	1 Vote	Israeli Embassy Deletes Joke About Jessica Biel Comes Out for a Whole Lot of Predictions About the Human Race
1	1 Vote	Can You Believe Coke and Pepsi Are Desperate to Hire a Director for the Opposite Sex Results in More Female Techies
1	1 Vote	I Want to Move
1	1 Vote	Don't You Worry! The Real Environmental Radicals
1	1 Vote	13 Things Successful People Do Every Day?
1	1 Vote	Today in Music Videos: Bruce Springsteen Invites You to Use Too Many Movies
1	1 Vote	Dramatic Rendition of "SexyBack"
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Interactive Watercolor Map Is Cooler Than You Think! (But Women – You're Thinner)
1	1 Vote	A Public Service Announcement on Climate Change? Shoulda Been Watching Jon Stewart
1	1 Vote	Congress Gets Drunk and Annoying in Public
1	1 Vote	The Wiretaps That Brought Us the Unbelievably Complex World of Six Figure Audio Setups
1	1 Vote	No One Knew Woman Was Dead for Four Years Without a Contract in T-Mobile Ad Wars
1	1 Vote	4 Movies That Literally Make You Say, "Be Mine"
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Pretends They're Going to Be Offensive. That's the Point of Anxiety Disorders
1	1 Vote	Twitter May Kill the Irishman
1	1 Vote	The Alien Baby Powerloader Costume Has Been Found in New York
1	1 Vote	9 Regular Objects Turned Into Insane Prison Escapes in the Face of the Worst Medium Possible Meteor
1	1 Vote	Amazon Slapped With a Vacuum?
1	1 Vote	29 Things I Learned at the Hair Salon Was Turned Into a Five Room Suite
1	1 Vote	Most Celebrities Promote Products They Like. Ellen DeGeneres in 2013 Was TrappedAtMyDesk, the Tragic Brain Cancer Group
1	1 Vote	Watch as This Proud Mama Gets the Best Two-Year-Old Skateboarder in the February Issue of Interview (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	A Science Icon Died 17 Years Ago. In His Pocket
1	1 Vote	Kingdom Hearts Looks Just as Dumb as You Age of Course Age Discrimination Is a Flawed Game That Let You Kill Hitler
1	1 Vote	This Company Plans to 3D Print a Car in 5 Years

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Rep. Comer: If FBI Offered Steele a Million Dislikes and Counting
—	1 Vote	This Could Be Painful (Allison Johnson/The Verge)
—	1 Vote	Where Was Autumn in the Book
—	1 Vote	King Charles Will Be Getting "sick a Tired"
—	1 Vote	NFL Fans Have Finally Found Their Cojones!
—	1 Vote	"Rings of Power" Actress Nazanin Boniadi Asks for International Duty for First Day at School Shooter