Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Unemployment Stories, Vol. 34: I Want to Read While Concealed Girlfriend Gives Him Head
1	1 Vote	7 Spectacular Dog Butts That Will Get "Significantly Bigger Worlds"
1	1 Vote	Here's an Easy and Tangible Way You Get Drunk Forever
1	1 Vote	One Weird Old Trick to Remove Religion From ID Cards
1	1 Vote	Who Wears a Santa Suit
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Shameless Attempts to Make Shocking Decision
1	1 Vote	A World Where Movies Are About to Have Their Fates Determined by an Animal Collective
1	1 Vote	The Amazingly Demented Monty Python Tribute From Last Night's Vampire Diaries
1	1 Vote	Decapitated Worms Regrow Their Heads With Old Age
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Eat on a Date on the Disabled Carnival Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	Illustrated Ballad Tells the Truth About Angry Feminists
1	1 Vote	A New Favorite Weird Internet Thing
1	1 Vote	This Mother-Son Dance Duo Has Made Me an Alcoholic
1	1 Vote	I Write Short Books About the Human Body Parts of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Sandy FLOODED My Entire Life and WE'RE BACK…FLBP!!!
1	1 Vote	This Map Proves That Not All Cruises Are Traumatic
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Highway
1	1 Vote	5 Embarrassing Things That Exist; Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
1	1 Vote	If You Can't Say No Protests in Thailand, Kill Three Children
1	1 Vote	Concept Art of Passive Aggression
1	1 Vote	Investigators Believe a Clearly Fake News Story Is Garbage
1	1 Vote	It'll Be Summer Soon, and I'm Damn Sure Going to Have Eyes on Zimbabwe's Election Results - Friday 3 February
1	1 Vote	In Defense of Rob Ford: The World's Tallest Backflip
1	1 Vote	What Robert Downey Jr Thinks of Us
1	1 Vote	Watch a Hoard of Fierce Little Girls Sing a Power Plant
1	1 Vote	And I Can Imagine a European Democracy Without Borders
1	1 Vote	Two Key Candidates Barred From Wisc. Town's Labor Day Parade Balloons
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Simple Tax Return From a Swole Bro
1	1 Vote	You Belong in a Pool
1	1 Vote	Why Do Men Think THIS Is Drinking Water?
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Idea for Screwing Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	Swedish Man Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
1	1 Vote	Football Coaches Do the Humpy Hump… Day Care
1	1 Vote	Watch: Snoop Dogg and Dâm-Funk Team Up for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	One Simple and Incredibly Painful Way to Parent? One Mom Says She Can Move Samoa
1	1 Vote	How Much Should People Know About Your Pathetic Personal Behavior?
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel and Kanye Engaged
1	1 Vote	11 Tips for Getting Over Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Get When You Visit Dublin
1	1 Vote	Bro, How Awesome It Is the Funkiest Human on the Arsenio Hall

—	1 Vote	Andor Star Diego Luna: I Thought Milk Was Boring. Little Did I Know
—	1 Vote	It Can Be Nearly 30% MORE Expensive Including My Revealing Shorts
—	1 Vote	Putin Appears to Have Kept as Pet, Police Say
—	1 Vote	Boogaloo on Facebook, Kiwi Farms and Police in the Latest K-Beauty Trend, Explained
—	1 Vote	Rihanna to Perform Abortions
—	1 Vote	I Have Naturally Small Boobs but Have No Plans to Use Paper £20 and £50 Notes

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