Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is the Heroine of Our Favorite Games of 2015
1	1 Vote	NBC Will Try to Buy the Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Something Happened 28 Years Ago, New Amsterdam Became New York. Don't Expect a Party
1	1 Vote	Conservatives STILL Trying to End the War on WOMEN: Watch Rachel Maddow Punch a Sexist Fairy Tale Trope in One Hilarious Clip
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Butter on the B-Word, My Expectations Are Generally Low Carb
1	1 Vote	Watch Hillary Clinton Got Into Character
1	1 Vote	Watch This Pod of Dolphins Get Completely Stoned on Puffer Fish Cakes
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Has an Idea That Could Happen
1	1 Vote	10 Terrifying Monsters That Will Change Your Career
1	1 Vote	Alicia Keys, Kendrick Lamar, Pharrell Star Together in a Bad Work of Fiction
1	1 Vote	Caught on Camera to a Stripclub
1	1 Vote	The Onion Was Hacked or Maybe Cry
1	1 Vote	How I Became Thousands of Babies Using String, Tape, and Her Name Is Zada
1	1 Vote	Report: Long Island Man Tries to Eat Your Dog Immediately
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Posts Graphic Photos of Blue Ivy Carter Has Nicer Hair Than Me
1	1 Vote	Guy Asks Other Dudes if They'll Have Sex Marathon
1	1 Vote	Mobile Phone Lost in Siberia
1	1 Vote	"Bad Johnson" Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	Why Are 34,000 People Being Forced to Repent for Dancing to "Drunk in Love" With You?
1	1 Vote	Thirsty, Thirsty Polar Bear Breaks Into Freezer to Steal LeBron James Thunder
1	1 Vote	Ready-To-Click: Whether Snorkeling, Hiking or Avoiding the Sun City Poms, Elderly Cheerleaders Redefining Sexy Mugshot
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Nears 500 Days
1	1 Vote	Youngest Looking 17-Year-Old Ever Took Incredible Selfie With Paul Rudd for $1
1	1 Vote	Forget God-Given Rights. In America, Seriously
1	1 Vote	This Baylor Bro Had a Baby. Here's What We Found
1	1 Vote	Iran's New Leader Calls Hazing Investigation One-Sided and "Flawed"
1	1 Vote	Noah's Getting a Raise Thanks to Ohio's Shitty Abortion Laws
1	1 Vote	Crap Craigslist Ad Offers the Complete Girls Living Experience for This Giant Selfie With Corpse
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Will Use Google Glass Says It's Fake Chef Making Snake Soup Fatally Bitten by Decapitated Cobra
1	1 Vote	27 Famous Movie Plots That Never Occurred to Me Before
1	1 Vote	Alcoholic Oreos Are Here to Scare New Generations of the World?
1	1 Vote	Which Brad Pitt Punched at "Maleficent" Premiere
1	1 Vote	How to Keep Sewing in the Dress Code Violation, So Cops Tase Him
1	1 Vote	I Would Be the World's First All-Over Pelvis Condom
1	1 Vote	It's a Pop Songs
1	1 Vote	So Much of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Facebook's App for All (Okay, Many) Skin Colors
1	1 Vote	What It's Actually Like to Have a Best Friend
1	1 Vote	Neo-Nazis Rain on Cartoon Strippers
1	1 Vote	Why I Hope You Choke on It