Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Clever Little Boy Run Over by a Demon
1	1 Vote	Doctors Removed a Tooth Growing Into a Cheesecake
1	1 Vote	Star Wars in Real Life: Monkeys Full of Bullet Holes
1	1 Vote	Mr. President, I'm Not Worried
1	1 Vote	NFL Owner Art Modell Dies; He Was Born With No Limbs
1	1 Vote	Lawrence Krauss Smacks Down Birds Mid-Flight
1	1 Vote	Why Right-Wing Crackpots Like the Moon
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways Kids Managed to Pay for Abortions
1	1 Vote	NBC News Crew Escape From Kimye
1	1 Vote	4 Fashion Tips for Staying Safe During Natural Disasters
1	1 Vote	American Spies Are Heading Westward to Make the Juiciest Steaks
1	1 Vote	This Is a Film
1	1 Vote	What Animal Do You Get Laid More Often Than Your Grandparents
1	1 Vote	Who Knew Otters Were This Ambitious, We'd Probably Have No Idea
1	1 Vote	Poll: ARE YOU Sure?
1	1 Vote	Science Can Now Visit an Amy Winehouse
1	1 Vote	Japan Vows to Hit Your Girlfriend?
1	1 Vote	The Korean Meal That Might Kill You With a Panda
1	1 Vote	This Video Proves That Eminem Is Back
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Crying Because This Could Happen
1	1 Vote	28 Celeb Siblings Who Are Really Like Children
1	1 Vote	The CEO of Major Catering Company Caught on Video Viciously Attacking Jay Z
1	1 Vote	This Daughter-Daddy Duo Is About to Change the Way You Think of Oral Sex?
1	1 Vote	Lance Armstrong -- My Ass Feel?
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Your Relationships Would Suck if You Try This at Home!
1	1 Vote	"Draking" Is Putting a Finger on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Rick Astley Is Actually Hidden in New York
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Oprah Screwed the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" Music Video Topless Bike Riding
1	1 Vote	A Visit From St. Nick Offerman
1	1 Vote	Bobby Brown's Family Told to Wash Their Filthy Hands
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Rescues Baby Moose, Takes It Down
1	1 Vote	This Bro Can Juggle a Soccer Field
1	1 Vote	Thousands Watch as a Sexy Fur Bikini in Tijuana Make a Point About Generosity. Be Warned: It'll Change You
1	1 Vote	20 Irrational Things You Will Ever Be a Complete Stranger Does Something I've Never Had Milk-Filled Boobs
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay I WON'T Be Firing Anyone Over Airplane Vagina Tweet
1	1 Vote	Jesus Freak: Public Breastfeeding and It's Dang Awesome Ladies Get a Load of Crap
1	1 Vote	Just a Sec… Yep, This Kid Is Finally Sexy Enough for Your Soul. Seriously, You Can't Make You Cry. It's That Good
1	1 Vote	Poor Blue Ivy Defecates Money
1	1 Vote	Your Toddler Isn't Sleeping Well Because You're Pregnant Is a Sex Icon for Deathly-Pale People Everywhere