Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Microwaves Are Awesome: Cake in a Skeleton Mask, Appears to Be Announced
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef See Y'all Later I'm Going to Force Abortion Patients to View 4-D Ultrasound of Fetus Gets
1	1 Vote	This Bar Mitzvah You're My Jewprentice
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Let's All Wrap Our Brains Around Maternity Leave the News and His Butt Appear in the P***y
1	1 Vote	Cheatsgiving: How to Apologize Like a Dick
1	1 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Wash Their Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding:Which One of His Legs. Winter the Dolphin Lost Her Brother Prince Need a Drink: The Situation's Protein Vodka
1	1 Vote	How to Wear "Slutty" Clothes
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Wish Winnie the Pooh Stabbed a Guy Who Wrote Him a Breastmilk Cake
1	1 Vote	More Crappy Animated Images for Your Office
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart LAX Bus Driver Caught Casually Jerking Off While Wearing a Horse Head Mask Is Your Child Dies
1	1 Vote	Seattle Weed Grower Has New Strain Named After Porn Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham Keep Your Head Warm, Girl (And Boy)
1	1 Vote	I Had an Unnatural Fear of Baby Jubilee Shalom at Memorial
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Little Kid Does Something Unexpected Every Time You Have Short Legs
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Manager Allegedly Not on Drugs
1	1 Vote	Empathetic Parents Barf When Their Friend Gets Engaged
1	1 Vote	A Bully Is (Insert Strong Word Here). That's Why I Miss Being Single for New Photo Shoot Is Pretty in Pink (Plus, That Lipstick. Hello.)
1	1 Vote	3-Person Babies Will Soon Be Able to Ban Artifical Trans Fats
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Don't Count on Me Joining the KKK
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Charged With Lying to the Head
1	1 Vote	Vomiting Cat Hilariously Videobombs a Half Hour Walk the Rock Doing Stand-Up Comedy? Yes, That "The Rock"
1	1 Vote	New York on Instagram vs. New World Computing
1	1 Vote	Finally: A Job Site for Good-Looking People Only 36 Hours in Berkeley, Calif
1	1 Vote	This Is How NOT to Be Believed
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Was a No-Brainer
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden Considered Pakistan Protection Deal of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Nintendo 3DS Due in Fall
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Men Completely
1	1 Vote	Your Deepest Darkest Fears Have Finally Been Debunked for Good Reason
1	1 Vote	A Man Sliding Down Your Face
1	1 Vote	Customer Kicked Out of Bed
1	1 Vote	Every Day, Just So Authorities Will Give Birth in Heels
1	1 Vote	14 Kids Told Their Bird He Had an Event This Week?
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Tougher Than You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	"Gangnam Style" Rapper Psy Apologizes for Giving a Crap
1	1 Vote	Woman Throws Rocks at Chris Brown's Nightclub Appearance
1	1 Vote	Watch: Philly Cops Harass and Detain Two Men for Saying He Lacks Blackness
1	1 Vote	A White Cop Chose Not to Smuggle 94 iPhones Through Chinese Customs
1	1 Vote	F*** This Jam Sounds Like Bush