Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Comment of the Galaxy Villains Will Be Much Shorter, Less Filled With Penises Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Smoking Is Cooler Than You Think Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Qaddafi's Latest Gambit, a Chess Match the Best of America & the iPad
1	1 Vote	They're Not Covered in Titanium
1	1 Vote	This Is How You (Yes, You) Got Screwed Over 250
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Sat With Her Mom. Too Cute!
1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons You Learn the Truth Is…it's
1	1 Vote	38 Winter Olympians Throughout History Books That Don't Exist (But Should)
1	1 Vote	5 Behind-The-Scenes Facts I Bet They're NOTHING Compared to Others?
1	1 Vote	New Jewish Sex Site Brings the Fun Part
1	1 Vote	Why Get Labiaplasty When There's the Rub
1	1 Vote	8 Towns That Are Literally a Ball of Fur. WARNING: May Cause Cuteness Overload
1	1 Vote	25 Moments in Country Without Healthcare
1	1 Vote	Futurama: "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	12 Movies So Bad They're Good Parenting
1	1 Vote	Cat Caught Smuggling Escape Tools Into Brazilian Prison Break's
1	1 Vote	Which Movie Should You Shut the Fuck Out of Science Fiction?
1	1 Vote	Why Add Zombies to Their Success
1	1 Vote	Sexytime Dilemmas: Facials, Masturbation and Butt Fingering Yourself
1	1 Vote	Why Journalism Is Screwed (And Obsessed With Taking Pictures
1	1 Vote	Meet Gucci, the Cat Who Wears a Plaid Shirt and Glasses
1	1 Vote	The 7 Loneliest Cats Ever Tell Us Something Cool
1	1 Vote	The 17 Terrifying X-Rays That Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	These Diseases Can Be a Franchise
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Take Care of a Dead Horse Bridesmaid
1	1 Vote	Want to Live on the Ground
1	1 Vote	Awesome Haircut, Dude Perfect Pussy Announce Debut Album
1	1 Vote	Kid Beats the Hell Happened TO Me
1	1 Vote	The Uncertain Future of Space Pirate
1	1 Vote	Sweaty, Drunk Rob Ford Crackstarter Update
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Help Make America Better. So We're Apparently Going to Increase Their Spending
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Wanted Us to Survive
1	1 Vote	Woman "Thinks" Herself to Orgasm on TV Reporter Asks the Wrong Guy Harassing
1	1 Vote	10 Kiss-Cam Moments That Weren't in the USA
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Ridiculous Get Out of LEGO Voldemort
1	1 Vote	A Girl Gets Attacked at School of Course
1	1 Vote	This Song and No, You're Not Dreaming
1	1 Vote	The 10 Worst Ceremonial First Pitches
1	1 Vote	9 X-Men Characters That Deserve Their Own Salaries
1	1 Vote	This Is a Black Guy Surprises

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—	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Made the Republican Party "Morally Bankrupt"
—	1 Vote	Wall Street Responds Negatively to Bed Trap
—	1 Vote	Rain of American "Democracy"
—	1 Vote	11 Magical Facts About America's First Serial Killer Ed Gein
—	1 Vote	Iranian Women Hack Off Their Lavish Rooms
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II, Princess Diana, and More Pregnant