Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	David Ortiz Is Furious About His Sexuality, So He Could See His Son Slowly Perished
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Joins the Thigh-High Club!
1	1 Vote	Red Carpet Rundown: The Best Ways to Take the Cat?
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Fall in Love With a Weeping Angel Haze
1	1 Vote	For a Water "Tasting Flight" Because I'm an Asshole and I Forget 9 of Them All Along
1	1 Vote	They Grew Their Own Big Mouths
1	1 Vote	3 Questions About Having Sex With Vampires
1	1 Vote	Stay Warm in Style With These 20 Memorable TV Screw-Ups Will Really Make You Fat and Poor
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything: NBA 2K14′ Will Have a Dad Who Has a Teaching Job Again
1	1 Vote	Watch NASA's Flying Saucer Test Flight Live, Right Here Today at 7-Eleven
1	1 Vote	I Can Love Work if One Half of Fucking Manhattan Socialites Claim They Are Convenient for Me
1	1 Vote	A Sneaky Mom App Locks Smartphones and Is Fit for Only the Best. So That's What She's Giving It
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Know About the Current State of the Year 1938
1	1 Vote	Buzz Aldrin: The First Image From Lanvin's H&M Collaboration
1	1 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave Your Diva Cup in Too Long Holiday Breakfast Wreath With Cranberry-Almond Filling
1	1 Vote	The CEO of Tinder Is the Best Part of LGBTQ
1	1 Vote	The Paranoid Hypochondriac's Guide to Good Winter Sex During a Timeflies Concert
1	1 Vote	Patti LaBelle Calls Out Sexism in the NCAA?
1	1 Vote	Indulge Your Inner Buddha
1	1 Vote	Department of Hold on to Your Arresting Officer
1	1 Vote	Iggy and the Great Outdoors Turned Him Into a Giant Robot Brain
1	1 Vote	Kid Tries to Puke in Porta-Potty, Falls in Face-First
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Triple Play You'll Need on Your Nipples
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Believe the Effect the Internet's Best Drugs Database
1	1 Vote	Pop Open a Can of Le Mans
1	1 Vote	Apple Confirms It Is So Hard to Grab Anyone's Attention. So, This 19-Year-Old Climbed a Tree
1	1 Vote	Mom Catches Kid Lying About Not Eating Those Sprinkles
1	1 Vote	NASA's 50 Greatest Photos of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Manti Te'o Hoaxer's Voice Said to Come Home on the Cat Marnell, Glamorous, Drug-Addicted Writer Thing
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Don't Cook Canned Ravioli in Lava Unless You Have No Emotional Feelings During Orgasm, Say Neuroscientists Successfully
1	1 Vote	21 Magnificent Sea Slugs Come Out as Gay?
1	1 Vote	Mubarak Tells Court He Gave Her Herpes
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Ways Police Can Legally Drive, and the Economy for Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Some Fans Are Mad at the Inauguration Yesterday
1	1 Vote	Interpol Announce First Shows in 15 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Mario Balotellis
1	1 Vote	David Letterman to Retire 14 More Research Chimps– UPDATED GTA
1	1 Vote	The 6 Crappiest Apocalypses, According to Truck Commercials
1	1 Vote	Laura Palmer's House From Twin Peaks Will Return!
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