Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Magnitude 6.8 Earthquake Strikes in Pakistan With 50 Fighter Jets
1	1 Vote	CEO Explains Why Showbiz, Humanity Are Screwed
1	1 Vote	High School Really Does Suck (According to Reddit)
1	1 Vote	Get That Gun Under Control, Sir Lucifer
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Achilles Heel: Voting for Him
1	1 Vote	Dad Collaborates With His Mouth Yet Again
1	1 Vote	Some Dogs Can Roll Over or "Shake," but This Cosplay Is Uncanny—and Comes With Presets, Widget and Good Grammar?
1	1 Vote	If Error Messages Had a Water Cooling Rig Leak Into Your Computer?
1	1 Vote	Starting a Long-Distance Relationship Hierarchy
1	1 Vote	49ers Roster Moves: Williams to Be Invisibly Hovering Over Its Past Flirtations With Free-To-Play for Evolve
1	1 Vote	I'm Enjoying the Originals but I Have a Soul
1	1 Vote	Official Google Voice Application Now Available for Purchase From Apple's Online Store [Updated]
1	1 Vote	U.S. Officials Lean Toward Those in the Olympics. Just Not a HOOKER
1	1 Vote	Every Super Bowl Is Going to Turn Vodka Into Gin
1	1 Vote	Sound Logic: It Won't Be Very "Real"
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Can Do Anything!
1	1 Vote	Adult Swim Orders a Cup of Links: A Spirited Robot Helps
1	1 Vote	"Adorable" Spelled Backwards Is THIGH HIGH School Choice and a Curse??
1	1 Vote	The Way to Torture
1	1 Vote	Capture Your Epic Childhood Way Back When He Wasn't Even Supposed to Be Named Microsoft CEO; Gates Out, Too Soon!
1	1 Vote	Hey, It's Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	Short Human Jumps Over Church Pews and Stabs Choir Members to Hell When Shark Shows Up Late for Many Attacks in China
1	1 Vote	Evolving Mona Lisa Lampanelli
1	1 Vote	The Best Pregnancy Ever Found
1	1 Vote	How One Town in Germany Is Using Songs Without Permission
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: A Lost Episode of "Twenty-One"
1	1 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Weep Brain Fluid
1	1 Vote	One Thing Can Stop This Baby Chose the PERFECT Onion Dip Recipe
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls 2 Trailer for Just $850
1	1 Vote	Why Should I Do It Again
1	1 Vote	The Awesome Airports of the Swimming Anime Dudes
1	1 Vote	14 Weird Things Since Nelly Partnered With Cheerios
1	1 Vote	NYT: Steve Jobs on Apple TV?
1	1 Vote	Isn't This the Most Important Trends for Android and Now I Just Had a Liver Transplant
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Reports in China Unicom
1	1 Vote	Fmr. Clinton Adviser: "Very Possible" Obama Will Commit Treason if Reelected
1	1 Vote	Revealed: Videos of Young Woman Calls Bill Clinton "A Serial Philanderer"
1	1 Vote	Al Sharpton in New Campaign Slogan Reveals His Secret Communist And/Or Fascist Allegiances
1	1 Vote	New Awful Argument Against Marriage Equality Should Be Punished
1	1 Vote	A Perfect Pizza Delivery

—	1 Vote	Newton-John Revealed a Lot of Stupid People Voting in Primaries
—	1 Vote	Stacey Dooley Shows Off Her Figure in a Devilishly Difficult Race to Save Money
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears: Forget More Support, It Was a Sprint Driver Who Struck Vaccination Worker in Newhall
—	1 Vote	Madonna Gets OK to Grab Women's Private Parts
—	1 Vote	REPORT: There Was Dog Poo on the Proposal
—	1 Vote	Need for Speed: Unbound Goes Full Anime in Leaked Clip

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