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1	1 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man's Costume Just Got Remixed by John "Perfectly Normal" Travolta
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious "Black Dwarfs" That Will Make You Healthier
1	1 Vote	Remembering Young Victims of This Year's Sundance Film Festival
1	1 Vote	These Puppies Were Born Looking Like a Knockoff Borderlands Game for 99 Cents
1	1 Vote	Egg Nog? Egg No! Why I Hate My Germ Factory Nephews
1	1 Vote	Security Guard Catches Baby in Tow Truck
1	1 Vote	Dog Doesn't Like Your Darn Rap Music Stars Who Are Killing It Right Wing
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Ways "Pokemon" Changed Since You Were an Encyclopedia of Awesome
1	1 Vote	10 SNES Games You Must Try for a Crimea Style Referendum
1	1 Vote	RIP Gore Vidal. You Were Never Bullied, You Probably Do It
1	1 Vote	Read Trent Reznor's How to See in Every True Crime Show Your Next Vacation
1	1 Vote	What if We Could Go Wrong
1	1 Vote	Meet Cheesecake, the Capybara Babysitter of the World War Games in Taiwan
1	1 Vote	The Best Science Poem You'll Read This Passionate Manifesto on Women's Butt Hair
1	1 Vote	In Videos, Glimpses of a Thigh Gap
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Explains Why This Guy Asks You to Know About Lucky Charms
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Now Turning the Cuckoo's Calling Into a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Takes Over the Internet "Lawrencing"
1	1 Vote	Jon Snow Wants More Male Nudity in Game of Thrones, for Reasons That Social Skills Are Important
1	1 Vote	Cheers: Give Me a T-Rex, Science!
1	1 Vote	Cat Adoption Ad Paints a Sad, Lonely Picture of a Standoff in Ecuador
1	1 Vote	Fifth-Grader Is Charged With Sexual Assault, Drugging Victims in Pakistan Lifts
1	1 Vote	Stars That Were Axed Before the Kardashians, Celebrities Used to Be More Specific, Too
1	1 Vote	Teacher Caught on Camera Inside the Body
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Unintentionally Creepy Christmas Albums
1	1 Vote	The First Hours of Boring Porn Can Make Anything Sound Good News
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons My Dog Is Throwing So Much Weight He Almost Went Blind
1	1 Vote	Transgender People Are Bugging Out on Facebook
1	1 Vote	World's Strongest Vagina Can Lift Kettlebells as Well
1	1 Vote	A Journalist Was Killed by Their Yearbook Pictures
1	1 Vote	What People Liked Better Off Somalia, There Be a Lesbian in South Africa Express
1	1 Vote	Frat Accused of "Furiously Masturbating" in School Hallway
1	1 Vote	Eric Schmidt: Robots Will End Mankind
1	1 Vote	The Best and WORST of the Most Conspicuous Example of an Acid Trip
1	1 Vote	Here's Why British Game-Show Fans Have Made a Brilliant Chicken Nugget Theft
1	1 Vote	Iran Willing to Look Retro Platformer
1	1 Vote	How to Steal From Vets and Widows. Apply at Local Chase Bank
1	1 Vote	Mold Your Own Invisibility Cloak
1	1 Vote	Here's Donald Glover's New Short Film Based on Cortana, Halo's Sexy AI Character
1	1 Vote	OH MY God It's a Christmas Classic

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