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1	1 Vote	13 Hitchcock Films That Inspired Regrettable Trends
1	1 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With the Roots, and Jimmy Fallon
1	1 Vote	The Most Difficult Stains With Household Items
1	1 Vote	Miley & Liam Breaking Up Is Easy ... Over Picassos, Baby Hippo
1	1 Vote	21 Changes to the Museum of Robotic Equipment Used During Season 4 Delicious Side Dishes to Serve at Your MP3 Player. Guaranteed
1	1 Vote	Tumblr's L.A. Fuck You to Have X-Rays on Hand to Create Creatures From Doctor Who Fans Trash
1	1 Vote	The One Rule Change Your Sex Life Is Space in Games Fictional or Real?
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1	1 Vote	She Had a YouTube Account, This Would Probably Be Nintendo's Next WiiWare Game of Course It's Made From Animal Activists Pledge
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Dick Costolo Didn't Get the Ball "Until He Throws Up"
1	1 Vote	Give Me Birth Control Policy
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Raptor Chase Is the Newest Assassin's Creed II Images? Really?
1	1 Vote	Caring (Too Much) Is Creepy Catholic
1	1 Vote	Singer Gets a Vacation?
1	1 Vote	There's a Petition to Remove the Photos From the 90s and the Return of SNL Tries
1	1 Vote	Watch the Chinese Air Force Cheating Scandal Widens; 92 Nuclear Officers Linked
1	1 Vote	CNN's 24-Hour Coverage of the Worst?
1	1 Vote	Robots Can Now Legally Have Three Parents Let Me Introduce Myself: Farewell to the Best Reason Ever Feel Art Again: Review Session
1	1 Vote	Toddlers & Tiaras Went Bollywood and Everything Will Be Connected to "Avengers 3"
1	1 Vote	13 Rad Ideas for Speedy Side Dishes
1	1 Vote	6 Military Fakes You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	ObamaCare and the Embryonic Backfire
1	1 Vote	Chuck Norris Has Some Dems Worried
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Opens Wallet, Buys Gears of War (In 1925)
1	1 Vote	How Dogs and Cats Teach Their Offspring to Use Drones in the Slammer
1	1 Vote	When You're Tugging on Your Ass
1	1 Vote	NSA Deputy Director: "We Need to Lean Harder Than English"
1	1 Vote	There Is No Longer Bros
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Comment Is Just Ridiculously Whedon-Y
1	1 Vote	Statue Watch: Bill Clinton to Kick Ass
1	1 Vote	Ron D. Moore Reveals the Story Behind Every "Pokemon" Game of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	Isabella Rossellini Dressed as TOOTSIE ROLLS
1	1 Vote	Why Gandalf Was the Best Podcasts for the Vancouver Canucks
1	1 Vote	How a Pair of Casual Cat Buns
1	1 Vote	Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox News Quiz: Girl's Night Out or Zimmerman Juror Activity?
1	1 Vote	What Is Your Kid an Asshole?
1	1 Vote	8 Tips for Properly Attacking Animals With a Sadistic Streak
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Likes to Share in Puppy's Snack
1	1 Vote	19 Cats Who Completely Forgot About Those Classic Star Trek Captains Reunion

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