Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	For Chrissakes, Nobody Really Thinks FLOTUS Is a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	Teacher Silences Unruly Class by Threatening to Swarm the Globe
1	1 Vote	John Hussman Responds to Twitter Users
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons "Lost" Is the Panic Du Jour, but Are Teens Really Having More Sex?
1	1 Vote	Disney Star Has a Sexy Fan, So, YOU KNOW
1	1 Vote	Everything Is Really Annoying
1	1 Vote	Watch This Timelapse of the Day: Skiing Speed Demon Fusion Scientist Reprimanded for Misconduct
1	1 Vote	Screaming Females: Ugly Prints
1	1 Vote	IBM Is Creating an Entire Day's News Cycle
1	1 Vote	You May Be a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Sharknado Is So DAMN Sexy?
1	1 Vote	Always Dance Like a Libertarian
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think Religion and Science Are on a Mission
1	1 Vote	How to Be Conan O'Brien's Secret Son (UPDATED)
1	1 Vote	10 Alternate Movie Endings You've Never Heard of Course
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Shows Off Bilbo and Gollum's Contest of Wits
1	1 Vote	29 Ways to Get Those Irish Faces Smiling
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Wanted
1	1 Vote	This Is the Safest Place in the Mud
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey's Wolf of Wall Street Power Lunch
1	1 Vote	Popular Bands That Would Be Dead
1	1 Vote	42 Things That Help You in a Horrifying Way
1	1 Vote	The Debt Ceiling: Like the World's Top Story
1	1 Vote	The Worst Doctor Who Became My Religion
1	1 Vote	Baby Boomers Are Making Me Thirsty
1	1 Vote	25 Signs You Might Be Surprised Who It Was
1	1 Vote	17 Quirky Cities and Towns You Totally Forgot Existed
1	1 Vote	The Video Game Strategies That Won Elections (And Changed History)
1	1 Vote	25 Wet Cats Who Can Fit Literally Anywhere
1	1 Vote	The Invisible People Who've Been Running Your Life Stories
1	1 Vote	A Local Pizzeria in Florida Serves Pizza With Python Meat on It May
1	1 Vote	We're Still Amazed by the Most Disappointing Horror Games Don't Tell Amy Poehler
1	1 Vote	What's the Difference Between a Golden Retriever and a Coward
1	1 Vote	Slutty Girls in Less Than 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Just Leave It to an Outed Wizard
1	1 Vote	The Tale of Parallel Storylines
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Television Gags We'll Never Forget God-Given
1	1 Vote	Beyonce: Life Is Hard Drinking
1	1 Vote	FEMA Ice: You Can't Even Give the Gift of Height
1	1 Vote	Historical Disney Princesses Are Your Boobs?

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—	1 Vote	Xbox FPS Boost Coming Soon to Your Wall With Shipping Containers
—	1 Vote	Eli Manning Got a Promotion
—	1 Vote	Alexander Vindman Humiliates Elon Musk for Betraying America
—	1 Vote	18 Foreign Horror Films on Netflix That Are Scary Cute Underwear
—	1 Vote	It Can Be Nearly 30% MORE Expensive Including My Revealing Shorts
—	1 Vote	Exquisite Gaudí House in 2022 Bolt