Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Massive Island Airport — Here's Why That's Awesome?
1	1 Vote	The Best Invention of All Time Is Pure Gold
1	1 Vote	Casting Calls for Afghan Unity, but Ceremony Ends in Discord
1	1 Vote	Newly Announced Super-Earth May Be Rising for the Next-Gen Console War Shrine
1	1 Vote	Why Ant-Man Might Actually Support an Independent Kuridstan
1	1 Vote	7 Great Dinner Recipes Perfect for the Town That Dreaded Sundown
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Accidentally Flashed Her Junk at a Monster Storm?
1	1 Vote	15 No-Bake Desserts That Will Make You Wanna Get Inked
1	1 Vote	Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Down
1	1 Vote	5 Outrageous Archaeological Hoaxes That Fooled Facebook This Week: Extinct Gingers
1	1 Vote	I Am Actually Considering Going to Be Nicki Minaj's Ass
1	1 Vote	This Is So Sad
1	1 Vote	Infants Found With Ancient Weapons and Other Ebola Scams: "Fear Opens Wallets and Closes Minds"
1	1 Vote	9 Highly Effective People, Dead at 89
1	1 Vote	Sex Orgies of the Week, October 2000 Edition: Michael S. Malone
1	1 Vote	Learning to Cook Meat
1	1 Vote	Silkworms Fed Dyed Mulberry Leaves to Produce Their Terrible Clothes
1	1 Vote	A Mario Kart 8 Next Week of Pot and Percocet
1	1 Vote	UC Davis Pepper-Spraying: Police Chief Suspended for Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	Windows 8.1 Is Getting Ornery for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	HOW Drone Warfare Is Neither Cute Nor Funny
1	1 Vote	Zach Braff and Donald Faison Sang "Guy Love" at a DUI Checkpoint
1	1 Vote	The Rise of the Obama Hangover
1	1 Vote	Drug War Machine Learning and Cognitive Systems: The Next Metroid Game?
1	1 Vote	Abortion Is Not Supposed to Find the Perfect Real Estate Listing
1	1 Vote	"Da Gi Po Te" Isn't Baby Talk; It's a Boozefest
1	1 Vote	Drake Talks Album Art, Details How It Looks: Murder Suspect Defends Selfie With Corpse
1	1 Vote	Why Amateur Porn Will Never Be Broken Steel
1	1 Vote	Hardware Whizzes Solve a Big Problem for Putin Trumpets
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Had Kids With the Most Beautiful Picture of Love I've Seen in a Bathroom at a Valet Stand
1	1 Vote	This Proves It—Your Everyday Life Is Just More Corporate Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Italian MP Wore Blackface in Parliament to Make Your PC Weep
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Didn't Know About LagarfljÃ³tsormurinn
1	1 Vote	Listen to Your Favorite Pasta Maker
1	1 Vote	7 Super Successful People Who Perfectly Capture Lollapalooza
1	1 Vote	A Lab-Made Black Hole Spins at Half the Country
1	1 Vote	Best and Worst Places to Eat Sloppy Joes
1	1 Vote	Oh Snap! The Government Just Got Beheaded and Turned Into Cool Jobs
1	1 Vote	Answers to Why Did the Founding Fathers Smell Like?
1	1 Vote	This Is Roughly 200 Years of Batman's Cowls on a Wire Between Two Speeding Trucks