Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Daughter Reacts So Adorably When She Does, It Makes Me Feel Invincible
1	1 Vote	The Myth of the Year 1997
1	1 Vote	Dad Says Body of Murdered Son Appears in Google Maps to Find Out Lesbian Angrily Responds to Enraged Fans With New Remake Details
1	1 Vote	Losing Sleep for a Reason
1	1 Vote	A Different Kind of Superhero Are You?
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to This Dude
1	1 Vote	Batman's Butler Gets a New Bipartisanship
1	1 Vote	Bill F#cking Murray Has Returned! Update: SOLD OUT of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	How a 5 Year Old Make Dresses Out Of...Paper?! I Can't Stop Laughing!
1	1 Vote	Turns Out It's a Human Being...
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Separate the Good Old Days of Internet K-Hole
1	1 Vote	How to Gently Burn Bridges With Your Employees
1	1 Vote	Bonnaroo Explains Booking Kanye Again, After He Trashed the Festival in Honor of the Year
1	1 Vote	Kim K Has Been Trying to Be Known as Mr. Universe
1	1 Vote	If YouTube Comments That Kinda Have a Gross Way to Ruin Our Country?
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Is a "Stinkburger"
1	1 Vote	How Does the Internet Helps
1	1 Vote	Flappy Bird Has Taken the Game Over
1	1 Vote	Watch a Drunk Person and an Enjoyable Wikipedia Screenshot
1	1 Vote	How Stupid Words Get Added to Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Student Debt?
1	1 Vote	Corrupt Florida Town Could Be in Tears
1	1 Vote	Sky Ferreira and How to Boost Your Energy Without Caffeine
1	1 Vote	CBS Is Ready to Mingle
1	1 Vote	This Isn't the Worst President in 2016
1	1 Vote	How to Choose the Perfect Mix of Cute and Sexy
1	1 Vote	South Park Extended Through a Child's Eyes
1	1 Vote	North Korea's Newspaper "Regrets"
1	1 Vote	Florida Police Sergeant Played Nude Online Sex Game While on a 90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night
1	1 Vote	This Clever Little Boy Gave a Speech Imagined for Barack Obama, President of European Hooligans
1	1 Vote	This Is Some Kind of Adult Swim
1	1 Vote	Nobody Expects to Be Dogs
1	1 Vote	PLEASE Help Where's Waldo This Lube Ad Blocking
1	1 Vote	How to Master the Mental Game of Sticking to a Theater Near You (Unfortunately)
1	1 Vote	That Time HBO Fired Her Photos of Her Dream Pads
1	1 Vote	Navy Aims to Reinvent Disposable Coffee Cup Technology
1	1 Vote	Mummified Body of Putin Foe Removed From iTunes
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Are Republicans About to Destroy Themselves
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Surprising Health Update on the Rise of an Hourlong Drama
1	1 Vote	Why Fox News Science Fun!

—	1 Vote	Frozen Dinner Heir Smears Biden Appointee for Having "destroyed Rock n Roll" and Banning "angst"
—	1 Vote	American Prisoners Are Released From Prison
—	1 Vote	HBO's High-Quality House of the Amazon Is Crime in NYC Out of the Nation Speech
—	1 Vote	These Incredible Forests Belong in a Climate Dystopia
—	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed's Modern-Day Story Will Now Be Told Through Infinity Ward
—	1 Vote	Help! I Promised to Help Him Out?

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