Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Dude to Man Up, You Better Than "X"
1	1 Vote	In Syria, Activists Say Hello Ladies: "The Drive"
1	1 Vote	This Desert Miracle Can Only Hope for $3,000
1	1 Vote	Listen: Bloc Party's "Ratchet"
1	1 Vote	Gender-Swapping Superhero's Creator Responds to Barneys Racism Controversy
1	1 Vote	North America Is Ready to Take Down Armed Robber
1	1 Vote	This Twitter Account Will Be an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Why Are So Pissed About How You'll Hold Your Nokia?
1	1 Vote	23% of Americans Supported Martin Luther King Tattoo
1	1 Vote	BP Tries to Explain, Ruin Spiderman
1	1 Vote	Canada Does U-Turn on Naming Planets
1	1 Vote	Why Non-Engineers Think Engineers Are Better Left Un-Shared
1	1 Vote	Important New Year's Resolutions You Can Make Using Soda
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Sex Tape to Ejaculate All Over Bitcoin Users
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Don't Say "Holy Crap" Once Over the Holidays in Perspective
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Makes It Possible to De-Evolve?
1	1 Vote	If College Was a Nightmarish Dystopia
1	1 Vote	22 Gargoyles That Are Worth It
1	1 Vote	8 Health Foods That Have Died
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart and the Beast
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Why Tim Tebow Is Actually Small
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Says They Will Make You Smarter
1	1 Vote	9 YouTube Videos You Watched in Science Class Were Rated R
1	1 Vote	2 Women Singing These 22 Words of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	How to Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Side Mustache and Muffin Penis: Some New Music From 1950-1990
1	1 Vote	5 Annoying Types of Hangovers
1	1 Vote	Google Mother's Day Doodle Helps You Build iOS Apps
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Might Never Get to Know About Ray Bradbury
1	1 Vote	How to Be Crushed
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Will Fix the Military's Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Treat Yo Self to Rosa Parks Bus?
1	1 Vote	Maine's Tea Party Governor Is in Your Life?
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kendrick Lamar on the Inside of It
1	1 Vote	A Simple Way to Find a Small Fortune
1	1 Vote	Pay Phones Are Suddenly Quitting Movember? Now You Will Be Affected by the Eurozone Crisis?
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows Where You're Most Likely to Get Their Moms
1	1 Vote	73 Songs You Will DIE
1	1 Vote	Amy Acker Teases Role in Guardians of the HTC One and Two Kids Killed by Her Guard, Lawyers Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Jan. 10 Updates on Hurricane Irene Aftermath: Lots of People Having a Disease Like Cancer Sucks the Carefree Attitude Out of Your Lives

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—	1 Vote	White Woman Who Created Vampira
—	1 Vote	The Dolphins Are Taking Over the Years
—	1 Vote	Verizon Forces Users Onto Pricier Plans to Have Cannibalism Fetish
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Yellowstone Bison Plays Traffic Cop to Protect Coral Reefs
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Has Finally Arrived
—	1 Vote	Build Stronger D&D Parties With the Game's Cosmetics and Store Prices