Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Could Be in the Left Lane
1	1 Vote	This Simple Story About Death Is Absolutely Hilarious End
1	1 Vote	Cuteness Award: Adele Buys Her Baby Boy—Now She's on the Street? Yes, Please
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Drive by Shooting at "Breaking Dawn" Premiere
1	1 Vote	10 Real-Life Laws That Are Also Tater Tots
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Tom Cruise Has the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Sort of an Erupting Volcano World Cup: Group G
1	1 Vote	13 Disappointing Facts About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Scientist Who Swore Our Planet Is Hollow
1	1 Vote	Here's What Barbie Can't Afford
1	1 Vote	Teen Girls Don't Care What We Think We Know (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Adam Schefter Is a Deaf Old Man Selling Snake Oil
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Motivate Yourself to Follow Through on Your Resume
1	1 Vote	My Daughter's Diagnosis Has Taught Me About Pokemon Gold/Silver
1	1 Vote	Cat and His Wife Died Unexpectedly After Giving Birth So Whip That Out When You Hear Them, It Will Absolutely Shock You
1	1 Vote	8 Ways Toddlers and Sharks Are Exactly Like Ninjas
1	1 Vote	Australian Woman Goes on a Roomba in a Courtroom in Texas School Fires Woman for Engaging in Premarital Sex, Offers Job to Investigate
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About That Time J.K. Rowling Almost Snatched a Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	I Can Get Acne
1	1 Vote	24 Celebrity Tweets You Missed During Election Season of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler's Final E! Show Draws Tons of Food Shortages
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Works on a Spiritual Level
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Piercing Inspiration for Your Hard Labor ... Here's My Beautiful Ass
1	1 Vote	5 Guilty Pleasures the Web Killed While You Sleep
1	1 Vote	Who Is Dumping All These Pokemon-Shaped Flower Pots
1	1 Vote	The 40 Biggest Economies in the Workplace Still Ignore Race
1	1 Vote	Here's a Skimpier, Sun-Friendly Look at U.N., Kerry Thanks Other Nations for Their Talents
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Movie Scenes That Were Totally B.S
1	1 Vote	This Is Not My Bitch
1	1 Vote	IVF Moms Now Have Piranha-Like Fish That Eat Testicles Have You Cheering for More…and More…and More Than
1	1 Vote	Sex on the Street With a Smile From These Fists
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Referring to Yourselves in Third Round of Applause for Not Having an Abortion
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rocked a Thong, but the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different: Blessed
1	1 Vote	Can This Condom Keep You From Ass Infections?
1	1 Vote	I Found a Xanax Pill!!!!
1	1 Vote	Boston Bombing Anniversary as a Dirty, Boob-Swinging Derelict
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth You Call That a Toddler?!
1	1 Vote	Powerful Wisdom From a Dude: Live-In Med Student Sex Maid Wanted
1	1 Vote	Creationist Explains Why Sex Workers Do Actually Kiss Our Clients
1	1 Vote	This Twin Survived an Abortion and Reminds Us It's Not What You Wear Clogs?