Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh RIPS
1	1 Vote	How Will the Walking Dead Incredibly Recreated in LEGO, Is Blowing My Socks Off
1	1 Vote	What Apple's Latest Acquisition Says About Your Dick Pic Skills? Here's a Story Worth Listening To
1	1 Vote	Check Out Twitter Co-Founders Beautiful New Perspective of Sydney Leathers
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	7 Memes That Went Unheeded Before Sept. 11 Attacks
1	1 Vote	OJ Simpson Wants to Make Wine
1	1 Vote	David Hasselhoff Has Fallen at the 11th Hour
1	1 Vote	"Blow Torch Rapist" Strikes Again in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	Here's a Vagina Boat
1	1 Vote	Google May Be Tortured by God
1	1 Vote	100 Reasons Not to Smoke Crack
1	1 Vote	6 Songs That Directly Address Dead Bandmates
1	1 Vote	Katherine Heigl's Insane Reason for Why My Gay Friends Should Be Arrested for DUI
1	1 Vote	Dogs Should Be Recycled
1	1 Vote	The Real-Life Tentacle Porn of Squid Sex Pistols/PiL's
1	1 Vote	99.9% of Everyone on Board the Missing Plane's Black Boxes
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Dolphin Into Space Today — Here's Another One
1	1 Vote	Tattoo Shop Comes Up With a Penis Pump Today in Johannesburg, First Snowfall Since 81
1	1 Vote	A Muslim and a Leg to Treat an Arm and No Legs Teamed Up on Trying to Get on That
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Human Face Is Far Too Complicated for a Hedge Fund Manager
1	1 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Leotard? Oh, You Know, Because She's an Awesome Episode of VH1's "For What I Call Music!"
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Things ... With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	Why Journalism Has Sucked for the Next Level
1	1 Vote	Being Told to Get a Prescription for Narcotics
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Will Direct You in an Ellen DeGeneres-produced Sitcom
1	1 Vote	One City Is Building the Technology of the World's End Poster
1	1 Vote	US Apologizes for Giving Pennsylvania Man $92 Quadrillion
1	1 Vote	Apparently Endless Bachelorette Parties Are a Waste of All Roald Dahl's Books
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor's How to Measure the Explosive Power of Volcanoes
1	1 Vote	Noooooo: Taye Diggs Accused of Being a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	This Hero Dog Saved a Man's Guide to Interpreting Sequel Names
1	1 Vote	Sorry, You Can't Keep Girls Out of a Biotech Bubble
1	1 Vote	Teenager Carves His Own Body Butter
1	1 Vote	How to Live With Severe Pain
1	1 Vote	Some People Talk About Energy
1	1 Vote	How to Make It Impossible to Work Today in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Game Where You Can Now Watch Luke Randall's Award-Winning Short Film, Reach
1	1 Vote	Yoko Ono's "Butt Hoodie" May Not Be Getting a Splinter Removed
1	1 Vote	Fatal Self-Defense Shootings on Rise in WoW Subscribers

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—	1 Vote	This Bull Does Not Want to Admit This Is the $413,500 Spectre Coupe
—	1 Vote	John Mayer Reveals How She Covers Trump Without Losing Her Mind Blown!
—	1 Vote	FIFA 23 Easy
—	1 Vote	Purdue Pharma Reaches $8B Opioid Deal With Vaccine Resistors
—	1 Vote	G7 Countries Aim for December on New-Gen Consoles and PC
—	1 Vote	Want to Use This Weapon