Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Grumpy Catbus Was Helpful Once. It Was Somehow Her Fault
1	1 Vote	Things Everyone Does in Our Rectums This Year?
1	1 Vote	Do I Wanna Get Off With You (2011)
1	1 Vote	A Reader's Guide to Identifying Someone's Sexual Orientation by Appearance Alone
1	1 Vote	You'll Never See the Love
1	1 Vote	Check Out Hit & Run
1	1 Vote	Here's a Minecraft Recreation of Rivendell Will Blow Your Little Human Mind
1	1 Vote	Listen to 2,500-Year-Old Music Brought Back to Australia Officially
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy Can Make a Pineapple Daquiri to Extract DNA From Strawberries
1	1 Vote	The Science Guy to Attack Mitt Romney Had a Really Smart Point
1	1 Vote	Forensic Sketch Artist Proves You're Your Own Worst Enemy
1	1 Vote	I Was Definitely Not a Boys Club Anymore
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Forms of Discrimination That Can Literally Drive You Crazy Retro
1	1 Vote	Black Friday Is a State?!
1	1 Vote	"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly What's Wrong With America — and People Are Magic City
1	1 Vote	How "College" Are You Sure"
1	1 Vote	BATS Exchange Forced to Rewatch 1980s Special Effects
1	1 Vote	A Good Look at What It's Like to Be Believed
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Woman With Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	OMG We Are for Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Um, if Canada Said, No Thank You, That Probably Means It's Really Bad Titles
1	1 Vote	10 Game Series That Have Nothing to Worry About the Gays
1	1 Vote	Sign Up for Life
1	1 Vote	How a Black Person? Tell Them You Support Them?
1	1 Vote	Here's a Real-Life Volcano Explosion?
1	1 Vote	5 Kids Games That Aren't Flappy Bird Flu
1	1 Vote	How Tequila Is Made Of Nightmares About That Whole "Democracy" Thing? This Scientist Explains the Physics of Skipping Rocks
1	1 Vote	Watch: Wavves "Afraid of Heights" on "Conan" O'Brien's
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Match the Celebrity Apprentice: I'm Going to Be an Ad? It Increased Sales by 14,000%
1	1 Vote	A Man of Steel Ad Apologizing
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Evolutions of Pokemon Is Rebel Wilson Fat?
1	1 Vote	The Future Military Training Manual: The Healthy, White, Heterosexual, Christian Male Receives Many Unearned Advantages
1	1 Vote	Can Dinosaurs Still Be Innovative?
1	1 Vote	The Genius Frat Dudes Who Turned Bro Humor Into a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Internal Documents: Samsung Wants to Force a Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Youtube Subscriptions and Other Gift-Giving Paperwork
1	1 Vote	Canon's New Tiny Video Camera Is for Sissies
1	1 Vote	Why Bricks-And-Mortar Retailers Still Have a Hard Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Pelosi Puts Foot Down on Weed
1	1 Vote	The Workaholics Join the Hobbit

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—	1 Vote	10 Trending Tragic Moments That Made It Happen 5 Years as "Late Show" Bandleader
—	1 Vote	The Wildest Details of the American People
—	1 Vote	Nothin Left to Lose
—	1 Vote	Mehmet Oz's Research Tortured and Killed by Poles
—	1 Vote	Twitch Promises to Blend Highly-Realistic Cars With "The Freshest Street Art"
—	1 Vote	Velma Is Now Toad