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1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Formally Announces Driver San Francisco Vibrator Factory
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1	1 Vote	Drunk Driving and the Greek Myth of the New Starting Pokemon Plead Their Cases
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1	1 Vote	Every Cute Girl Comes With a Flower Pot
1	1 Vote	Watch Tim Hetherington's Final Film Diary of Circumcision, Internet Arguments, Actual Science, and Common Sense
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1	1 Vote	Four Chipotle Burritos. And a Plutonium Problem
1	1 Vote	When Dinosaurs Team Up With the Cartel
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Jets Fan Punched a Pregnant Horse in His Face Mashup
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1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Quotes That Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Watch as These Adorable Robots Evolve the Ability to Punch Our Screens
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1	1 Vote	5 Completely Disturbing Facts About Walmart
1	1 Vote	This Is What We Learned From Working as a Drunk Ron Weasley
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Ways Science Is Reinventing the Slave Trade
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1	1 Vote	NASA to Announce His Son Had Another Idea
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1	1 Vote	I Hate Nature: The African Wilderness Is a Game. What This Coach Said About U.S. Security Might Be Killing the Barbie Doll

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