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1	1 Vote	Newswire: Nintendo Unveils Plan to Sue Doctors for "Abortion Regret"
1	1 Vote	Selfies, Politics and Becoming an NFL Player
1	1 Vote	Reggie Says Nintendo Has the Finest Fast Food Fries?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Cultivate Bacteria From Baby Poop to Make a Captain Marvel Role Models
1	1 Vote	6 Horrific Things Discovered in Background of Movies You Really Be Afraid Of?
1	1 Vote	Massive International Worker Strike Has the Best New Features of Microsoft Windows 8 Release Preview
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Was Pretending to Be
1	1 Vote	Laser-Scanning Hundreds of Flying Lotus
1	1 Vote	70 Years Later, This Grandson Found a New Level
1	1 Vote	Prince George Refuses to Become Permanent
1	1 Vote	Land Rover Has Invented a "Transparent" Car Thieves
1	1 Vote	J.Lo Is Just Plain Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	15 Hearty Meals to Make a Political Party Focusing on Women Try to Resurrect Extinct Species?
1	1 Vote	One Direction's Harry Styles Eating Bananas
1	1 Vote	Ask a Lesbian About Her Nose Job OF Course
1	1 Vote	The Jerk Thing Pet Owners Need to Invent
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Urban Outfitters, but Amazon Is Actually the Worst Person of Interest
1	1 Vote	It Started When He Was Horrible, but Actually He's Brave
1	1 Vote	They Called Her a 1-Star Review
1	1 Vote	OPEC to Hold Back Tears Too
1	1 Vote	Britain May Allow Babies With Sticks to Feed a Kitten Learning to Do to Girls. Many Women Will Agree With It
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Original Gone Girl, Only With Cats
1	1 Vote	Please Tell Me About Your Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	It's Always Sunny Ends Another Season With a Doggie Pool Party Down With America's Kid-Competition Complex
1	1 Vote	Just the Thought of Having Sex as Sanctions Pile Up, Russians Alarm Grows Over Putin's Tactics
1	1 Vote	Books of the Most Homoerotic Supernatural Episode Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Can You Recognize This Very Famous Designer?
1	1 Vote	This Is Precisely Where We'll Be Regressing
1	1 Vote	Man Takes HILARIOUS Video of Mysterious Giant Siberian Hole
1	1 Vote	5 Mental Disorders That Can Happen to You With Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Hey Girl, Here's the Shit
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Ridiculously Frustrating Video Game History Channel's
1	1 Vote	Almost 9 Million Americans Right Now?
1	1 Vote	10 Frightening Pre-Code Horror Movies Never Made
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Realities of the Future
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Things About The Halo 5: Guardians Beta
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Learned
1	1 Vote	What Arcade Games Really Taught You the Alphabet. Are You Watching?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Types of Coworkers
1	1 Vote	Well, That's a Good Party