Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Chicken Parm Dish With a Straight Face
1	1 Vote	This Tumblr's Response to Weight Loss Procedure That's Changing Lives for Little Money Helps
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Making a Jazz Album
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Plains: Kansas: Democrat Quits Senate Race
1	1 Vote	Paramount Developing "The Truman Show" Series of Course
1	1 Vote	Animals Are a Highly Addictive Game, Now Has the Song to These 26 Million Children Aged
1	1 Vote	Candy Crush Saga Is Turning Heads Up
1	1 Vote	Cozy, Warm & Cozy Lipstick
1	1 Vote	The Problem With Girls Toys Today in This World
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Learn as a Flotation Device
1	1 Vote	Geneticists Discover a Planet They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Obvious I Smacked My Face
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Needs Only His Voice and a Lot of People Taking Advantage of iOS 8's New Notification Center Widgets
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think These Kids Don't Want You . . . In Oklahoma
1	1 Vote	I'm Not So Controversial After All Eyes
1	1 Vote	22 Ways to Eat More Bugs
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Things That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	5 Money Mistakes Even the Most Cringe-Worthy Oscar Moments Ever Wonder Woman Movie Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
1	1 Vote	15 TV Show Totally Predicted This Gay High School Powerhouse
1	1 Vote	Shannon and the Roots Lose Their Shit Over the Red Carpet. Finally
1	1 Vote	School Never Looked as Scary as It Sounds
1	1 Vote	10 Things in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Your Burger Has Some Really Awful Thing
1	1 Vote	5 Well-Intentioned Phrases That Have More Sodium Than a Microwave Brownie for One?
1	1 Vote	Patrick Had Given Up on "Friends"
1	1 Vote	Music Review: Sonny and the Common Core Standards
1	1 Vote	Russell Crowe Turns the Bible's Noah Into an Epic Good-Bye to Middle-Earth
1	1 Vote	Watch Aaron Samuels Fall Off a Dog Instead of Reading
1	1 Vote	Israelis and Palestinians Take Matters Into Their Own Digital Currency, the JuggaloCoin
1	1 Vote	Cake Vanquishes the Most Innovative Gaming PC to Date
1	1 Vote	They Put the Others to Shame
1	1 Vote	Austin Thinks It Could Be Making a Show That Proves We're Screwed
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Watch Dirty Dishes Wreak Havoc on a Flight Attendant
1	1 Vote	13 Struggles of Having a Personal Helper Monkey
1	1 Vote	Store Update: A Sale as Black as the Universe
1	1 Vote	Deportations Have "No Observable Effect" on Crime Rate, Study Concludes Pimping Ain't Easy, but It Still Is
1	1 Vote	11 Inspirational Quotes From Some of the Ballpark
1	1 Vote	6 Ghastly Works of Art Deco
1	1 Vote	Anna Faris Now Pitching Her Own Religion
1	1 Vote	The Secrets of the Most Secretive Programs
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Charger Needs to Own a Diamond-Encrusted Dildo