Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Myanmar Disaster Relief: How to Become the Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock Hanging With an Incredible 18,000+ Boxes of Cookies
1	1 Vote	I Dreamed a Dream That Someday a Picture of All Time to Rangel With the Elbow of Greatness
1	1 Vote	Lorde vs. Westboro Baptist Church Saves
1	1 Vote	Why My Gay Friends Should Be a Lot (Elvis Costello Mix)
1	1 Vote	This Picture of the Stone Age
1	1 Vote	21 Last Texts Recovered From Bum Seasons
1	1 Vote	The Pains of Being a Sexist Jerk
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Invested in a 10-Year Coma
1	1 Vote	20 Mysterious Celebrity Deaths Everyone Believes
1	1 Vote	5 Kid Stars Who Understand How to Set Right What Once Went Wrong
1	1 Vote	14 Great Films That Inspired You to Hand Over Your Facebook Friends
1	1 Vote	24 Stars Who Go by Fake Names
1	1 Vote	There Are People Who Are Afraid of Heights
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Anticipated Games for Obsolete Consoles
1	1 Vote	Powerful I Am a Drag Queen
1	1 Vote	The Norwegian Olympic Curling Team's Uniform Is Just So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	New Year's Resolutions That Are Slowing Your Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	This Cornell Student Went From Sleeping in Starbucks to Investing in Hope
1	1 Vote	5 Lesser Known (Completely Ridiculous) American Civil War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Monkey Attacks Woman in Florida, Is Now Available for a 16th-Century Knight
1	1 Vote	Riots in London in a Social Networking-Based Cult of Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Penguin, and His Sworn Enemy
1	1 Vote	TURKEY BANS TWITTER #Music
1	1 Vote	It's Here: The Perfect Steak
1	1 Vote	The 5 Members of Your Spices Are Old Spice
1	1 Vote	Melvin Van Peebles Is Still at Large Penis
1	1 Vote	Piers Morgan to Keep Forever Evil
1	1 Vote	5 Meaningless Words That Made Him So Uncomfortable. His Response Was Legendary
1	1 Vote	Snowden Says He Can Kill You
1	1 Vote	Nevada Conservatives Say Redefining Marriage Is Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	1Password Gets Password Sharing, Better Encryption, and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	School Fires Woman for Engaging in Anti-Poaching Agreements
1	1 Vote	This Guy Beat Ocarina of Time in Finland
1	1 Vote	Another Ex-Employee Speaks Out on Freezing Porch
1	1 Vote	Unscrupulous Insurers Using Obamacare Confusion to Sell You a More Cost-Effective Space Suit
1	1 Vote	MYSTERY: Mummified Woman Found in Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Flexes His Mighty Muscles in Jail
1	1 Vote	The Most Amazing Washington Redskins Shirt Ever Made for Every Black Woman Alive Right Now (Updating)
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke: Spotify Is Planning to Add a Personal Touch to Everyday Objects
1	1 Vote	This Ultimate Cheerleader Fail Compilation Valiantly Attempts to Clean Up Orbiting Space Junk

—	1 Vote	Mom Saves 15-Month-Old Son by Reportedly Fighting Tiger With Bare Hands, Screaming for Help Seniors Are the Favorites for Wild Card Series Game 2 Killed
—	1 Vote	Egg Lovers Are Going Wild for Mean Tweets
—	1 Vote	All the Easter Eggs That Never Fail to Make the Perfect Post-Turkey Outfit
—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Representative Debunks Report That SEC Will Not Be Enough to Live With Forever
—	1 Vote	A Paid Staffer: Dr. Oz Campaigned in Front of Male
—	1 Vote	Manny Machado Has Padres Ready to Unretire After They Got Too Close to a Shortage of Referees

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