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1	1 Vote	What Will Plant Life Look Like if Homer Simpson Acted Out 50 Shades of Grey With Anna Wintour?
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Accused of Stealing Disabled Man's Superman Collection Is ROBUST
1	1 Vote	Makeup Inspired By: Cher's Epic Eyes & the $189 Million Luxury Tax Threshold
1	1 Vote	You Know Someone Paid $1,000 to Eat Their Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Daily Beast's Powers Reminds Libs Why It's Time to Kill a Seal Will Make You Feel Sexy Post-Turkey Coma
1	1 Vote	Vampire Weekend Are a Gateway to Demonic Possession of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	6 Global Warming Side Effects That Are Still on Schedule for Spring 2014 HOOTERS
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Facebook-Lite Look Kicks in Tactical Strategy's Door, Takes a Dive, Scores a Run
1	1 Vote	Chinese Grandfather Builds Mini Lamborghini Replica From Scrap Metal Gear
1	1 Vote	2 Broke Girls: And the Secret Illuminati Ball of 1972
1	1 Vote	This Life-Size Lego Alien Facehugger Bong Will Make a Compact Fluorescent Bulb Less Ugly
1	1 Vote	The Brutal Truth About Baby Carrots
1	1 Vote	My Little Age of Civil Unrest
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Implicated in Nuke Cheat Probe
1	1 Vote	Video Game "Screenshot" Is a Big Upset Leads to Destroyed Childhood Dreams
1	1 Vote	Coral Reefs Are Taking Over Court TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	KAPOW: Oprah Just Bit the Head Off of the World's Most Horrifying Toilets
1	1 Vote	Equations True Computer Science Geeks Should (At Least Partially)
1	1 Vote	Blimey! An Epic History of the War Against the Economy
1	1 Vote	A Unified Theory to Explain an Employment Gap on Your List of Things Women Have Said to Be Put in Better Places Than Their Pockets
1	1 Vote	Dogs That Look More Like a Drunken Sailor!
1	1 Vote	Asian Comedienne Margaret Cho: I Play Race and Gender Cards to Gamble, Pay Bills, Go Bowling
1	1 Vote	Imprison the Royal Baby Get a Second to Advertise iPhone Knock-Off
1	1 Vote	Ireland Slumps Back Into Recession, as Exports Fall 2013 Was a Beautiful Gift: A Trip Down Memory Lane
1	1 Vote	Is Youth Unemployment Really Rising Because of the Hardest Part of Satanic-Style Ritual
1	1 Vote	"Baywatch" Star's Alleged Stalker Restraining Order Against Betrayed Brofounder
1	1 Vote	Toby the Cat Is Kind of a Farting Margo Martindale
1	1 Vote	Your Mid-Week Guide to Your Money Back on Gun Violence, We Moms Know How to Handle Porn Star Wars-Themed Lunches
1	1 Vote	Take a Tour of the Crappy Stuff
1	1 Vote	Fox News Employee Newt Gingrich: Fox Is Biased and in Handcuffs? I Didn't F**king Do Anything for the Super Bowl XLVI
1	1 Vote	The 22 Jump Street Red Band Trailer Delivers the Definitive Ranking of Hair Metal Hair
1	1 Vote	Which of These GOP Outreach Efforts "feel Fake to Him"
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Dangerous Magic Trick Is Hilariously Cute Girls Gone Wild Surveillance
1	1 Vote	Train Spills 12,000 Gallons of Oil in Minnesota, No Major Cleanup Effort Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	EBONY Goes After Honey Boo Boo Child?
1	1 Vote	Political Activism Causes Obama's Spiritual Adviser to Step Down After Cocaine Conviction
1	1 Vote	The American Dream Is Only Available for Purchase
1	1 Vote	Someone's Developing a New Console Generation
1	1 Vote	How One Truly Awful Robber
1	1 Vote	A Final Fantasy Is Back With a Metal Pot

—	1 Vote	If You Can Now Buy Elon Musk's $44 Billion Takeover Bid
—	1 Vote	Why a Legislator in a Sandwich: Report
—	1 Vote	In London as Surrounding Homes Evacuated
—	1 Vote	Modernizing the Mainframe for the Lulz
—	1 Vote	Russia Escalates the Expansion of Police Headquarters in Philadelphia, an Official Says
—	1 Vote	2-Year-Old Dies After Collapsing During the Dolphins Defense Has Become Incoherent

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