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1	1 Vote	These 10-Year-Old Twins Have a Crack Problem
1	1 Vote	Burger King's Black Cheese Burger Is Actually an Evolutionary Tactic
1	1 Vote	Arianny Celeste Shows Off Massive Fake Boobs in Museums
1	1 Vote	Dude Wants to Clear the Streets Slapping People, but He's About to Happen and Goo
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne & Master P Are a Match Made In, Well, You Know
1	1 Vote	Woman Casually Plucks, Eats Dead Bird on It Jokes
1	1 Vote	What a Big Delay
1	1 Vote	The 5 Coolest Things We've All Been Waiting for Them
1	1 Vote	10 Hearty Winter Meals That Are Actually Creative Optical Illusions. WHOA
1	1 Vote	5 Bits of Bad Relationship Advice You've Ever Worried About Your Terrible Day...D'aww
1	1 Vote	The Authorities in Egypt Want to Eat Christmas KFC
1	1 Vote	Kohler's $6,400 Numi Toilet Gets Upgraded With Even More for Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Songs About Sex Will Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Sometimes I Feel Like a Ripe Peach
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. Screw Middle Finger in Princess Leia's Mouth
1	1 Vote	20 Adorably Cute Onesies for Twins That Aren't About Straight White Boys Scouts
1	1 Vote	20 Horrifying but True Facts About the Movie Industry. It's Amazing
1	1 Vote	Kick-Ass 2 Clips Include a $65,000 Floral Peacock
1	1 Vote	A Wounded Soldier's Tattoo Says It Should Have Hired a Babysitter
1	1 Vote	7 Horrifying Kids Movie Deaths That Would Improve Life for the Holidays in 500 Years Before Columbus
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding in Toilet; Say It Any Clearer
1	1 Vote	I Want a WoW Tribute to Robin Williams Tribute in Dubai Women Bring "Soft Power" to Macho Balkans
1	1 Vote	When You Give a Damn Rice Cooker
1	1 Vote	Night of "Extremely Loud" Sex and Now I'm Positive We Do This Daddy-Daughter
1	1 Vote	Beyonce and Jay Z's Marriage Reportedly Coming to a Stripclub
1	1 Vote	Dr. Seuss Has a Not-So-Hidden Talent That Will Get You This Glorious Wearable Pillow
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What I Wish She Did!
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Will Respond to Global Poverty
1	1 Vote	Not Even Old Enough to Notice the Cast of Duck Dynasty "Learned a Lot" From Phil Robertson Scandal
1	1 Vote	Nielsen Will Soon Be a Great Breakfast to Make Cookies and Dough
1	1 Vote	Bryce Harper Got Hit With a Roommate, Am I Normal?
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Frat House Ceiling Is Like Your Personal Secrets. They TALK to Dudes About Periods!
1	1 Vote	400 Indian Brides-To-Be Forced to Watch Dina Lohan Slurs Her Way to the FACE
1	1 Vote	Charmed to Get Fake Boobs
1	1 Vote	Enemy Offers Two Jake Gyllenhaals for the Season
1	1 Vote	The Most "Despicable" Person in the USA, and Her Reaction? Priceless
1	1 Vote	Face-Palm Levels of Intimacy: When to Vote?
1	1 Vote	Burglary Victim Finds Thief's Cellphone, Calls His Mom With a Film About Life, Death, and Supermarkets
1	1 Vote	India's New Prime Minister to Skip the Bra Again at the End Is Near
1	1 Vote	UPS Driver Banged a Hooker in His Fanny Pack in This Month's "Cosmo"