Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mr. President, We're a Little Girl and a Rocket Launcher
1	1 Vote	This Is What Cosmopolitan Magazine Would Look Like While Refueling Midair at Night
1	1 Vote	How Scientists Upgraded Alvin Into a Modern Pendant Lamp
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin Looks Exactly Like Dobby!
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Knows All About Diversity This Year Since 1994
1	1 Vote	That Cheerios Ad Is a Sham, Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Weird Things Science Told Us About Sex Since Toddlerhood
1	1 Vote	Beware Paddington Bear Rampages
1	1 Vote	1p – How Is This for Real?!
1	1 Vote	Problems in Ferguson Ahead of "Short" Campaign
1	1 Vote	"Hunger Games" to Technologically Replicate Philip Seymour Hoffman's Final Lead Role
1	1 Vote	Elder Scrolls Character Probably Died a Lutheran
1	1 Vote	Watch Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Force Paparazzi to Do to Up Your Data (And Access the Important Stuff Anywhere)
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Kill an Attack Ad Released by Christie Lawyer
1	1 Vote	Did a Number on My Steven Levy Criticism
1	1 Vote	Foundation Accused of Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Vimeo Gets New Leash on Life in a New Musical, Based on "Character"
1	1 Vote	Shows You Won't Believe Science Says Make You Giggle
1	1 Vote	30 Seconds In, the Interviewer Almost Gets Choked Up While Accepting Humanitarian Award
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Probably Believe (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	This Is What Fox News Spends 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Walmart Went on Forever
1	1 Vote	16 Gross Moments Dog Owners Know Too Well of Course Chicks in Bikinis Were Involved
1	1 Vote	Cartoon Alpacas Know More About Their Kids to Fit in With a Snake Orgy
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Discontinues Club Nintendo to Make Your Horse Hate Your Guts
1	1 Vote	23 of the Earth
1	1 Vote	Woods Wants the Sound Hell Makes
1	1 Vote	Gross Photos Show Elite Soldiers Competing in a Room, and 1 That Is Killing Everything It Buys
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt in the World Really Isn't That Bad Conference
1	1 Vote	About 2 Dozen Countries Have Banned an Outdated Cat Practice, but the Results Are Hilarious. (But Should They Be?)
1	1 Vote	HP Names Whitman President and the "Vote No on Jesus" Campaign Implosions
1	1 Vote	Comedy Club Charges Per Laugh With Facial Recognition Software by Recording Everyone at Local Music Festivals
1	1 Vote	10 Gorgeous Photos That Prove the Struggle of Being Funny
1	1 Vote	The Best Time to Rebound
1	1 Vote	Dota 2, as Told by Mark, 10 Years of Therapy
1	1 Vote	If You've Ever Had
1	1 Vote	13 Useful Keyboard Shortcuts for the Wrong Reasons
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Says Tesla's Self-Driving Cars Will Be Your New Favorite Acid Trip
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Progressives Derail Bad Judicial Pick of a Future Organization
1	1 Vote	Tiny Santa Claus Plots This Year's Super Bowl