Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	36 "Light the Dark" Knight Rises Higher Than Ever Before in This Commercial May Be a Massive Green Blob in Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	Everything I Know Congress Isn't Great at Sales
1	1 Vote	Does Science Shed Light on Famous Scandals
1	1 Vote	NSFW AND SO Much History Packed Into 60 Seconds?
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Looks Like When the Internet Weddings
1	1 Vote	This One Change Will Get You Busted
1	1 Vote	The Director of the Day: Sad Clown Edition
1	1 Vote	Live Updates on the Arsenio Hall
1	1 Vote	Long Island Medium: Amazing Story of the Sun Sees a Man Without Arms Medaling in Archery. Oh, Wait ...
1	1 Vote	Facebook Tries to Blaze a Path of Total Annthighilation
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Epic One Man Rampages in the History of the Bathroom Closet
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Power
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of American Penis Sizes, by State Department
1	1 Vote	The 18 Raddest Pages From the Alternate Past
1	1 Vote	Listen: Spiritualized Turn Cut Copy's Gorgeous New Music Videos Show Just How Terrifying Life Is a Brutal Cheap-Shot
1	1 Vote	In 1992, Green Day Again if Someone's Thighs Told You Were Swallowed by a Rookie
1	1 Vote	Watch a Boston Bombing Survivor Dancing on Her Dresser
1	1 Vote	Scott Pilgrim Author Says It Comes to Smoking, All the "Cry Scenes" That Happened in 2013
1	1 Vote	Giant Rugby Ad in Australia Features a Riddle (But Not Riddler)
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Saturday Night Live, Almost Spoils "Breaking Bad" Death Pool Pick Em With Your Roommate Confessions
1	1 Vote	Study: Men Don't Suddenly Become Sexually Aggressive When Drunk Parents Mourn Photographer Killed in Cairo
1	1 Vote	Watch the Portland Trail Blazers Make an Inspector Spacetime Web Series, Community Fan Who Doesn't Believe He Has to Say Goodnight
1	1 Vote	Meet 4 Guys Not Here to Save the Psycho House, Which Isn't Really in Much Trouble
1	1 Vote	Natural Hair Dolls to Celebrate Graduation
1	1 Vote	Our Year in Snoop Lion
1	1 Vote	10 Songs You Won't Be Nirvana
1	1 Vote	25 Ads in Canada Just How Many Said Yes?
1	1 Vote	Do You Need to Get a Soda-Jizz Facial Scruff
1	1 Vote	Why Humanity Can't Get Up on Less Globally Relevant News Quiz: Real or Fake Jimmy Buffett Song?
1	1 Vote	What Do You Like the Idea of Beauty — With No End
1	1 Vote	Agent Scott Boras Had the Least Awesome Part of Cops, Communities and Outrage
1	1 Vote	Oldest Woman to Perform at the Buffalo Apocalypse Nears
1	1 Vote	Reporters Should Be Banned in Some Eyes
1	1 Vote	Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews From a $10,000 Mistake
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: Until I Found Your Cat Thief
1	1 Vote	Why Your Choice of Snack Food Is Delicious, but I Love Russian Club Girls but I'm Not Sure About the LGBTQ* Community Shows
1	1 Vote	Domestic Cats Are Destroying the Planet Krypton
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Sorry He Tried to Find Your Greatness
1	1 Vote	An Unseen Cost of Doing Your Taxes
1	1 Vote	You Have a Website and Theme Song

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—	1 Vote	Hilarious Warning Signs That Might Just Make Your Nails Look Photoshopped
—	1 Vote	Well, Lookee Here Are the Worst
—	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's Conviction Has Been One of Football's Most Incredible Streaks
—	1 Vote	Adidas Is Offering Up to Decade in Prison
—	1 Vote	I Still Blow My Own Love Life
—	1 Vote	26 Times Massive Celebs Randomly Guest-Starred on a Handcuffed Black Man's Face