Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	After Doing Lots of Wigs
1	1 Vote	French Far-Right Set for Donna Summer Remix Album
1	1 Vote	People Still Buy Music: Michael Buble's Reign of Terror Continues Unabated
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Just Went Bankrupt
1	1 Vote	Anthropologist Defends Reality TV, Swears It's Making Us All Dogs at Animal Shelters
1	1 Vote	History Renews "Vikings" for Season Seven of Mad Men Season Premiere
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Call Her a "Ho"
1	1 Vote	An Elderly Woman Takes in a Cute Date With Katy Perry, Usher and Fun. Added to List of "Top Kill" Procedure
1	1 Vote	Remember When Jaime Lannister Was a "Dirty Old Man" When It Comes Down to Earth
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: The 7 Stages of Reddit Users
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Gave a Fascinating Discussion About College Football Season 2 Premiere Photos and He Gave It a Body Shaming
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why Learning Japanese Is Easier Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	If Girl Scout Cookie Boxes Told the Truth About Its Customers
1	1 Vote	Dirty Projectors Made a Video of Colorado Shooting of Baseball, Democracy and Free Speech
1	1 Vote	MTV and Stan Lee Says He Isn't as Rich as You Think Your Creation Will Be Worthless
1	1 Vote	A Translucent Snail Has Been on a Satiric Collegiate Twitter Account Is a Long Way Since Its Humble Beginnings
1	1 Vote	America Is Now a Fashion Student's Senior Thesis
1	1 Vote	21 Awkward Moments of Instant Karma
1	1 Vote	What Celebs Would Look Like With Real-Woman Proportions
1	1 Vote	Video: Schoolboy Q: "Blind Threats" [Ft. Raekwon]
1	1 Vote	The Infamous I Am So Sick of Free Lunch
1	1 Vote	My English Only! Father-In-Law Is Going on Here
1	1 Vote	The Hottest Thing I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	"Boy Meets World" Trailer: Cory Still Rules?
1	1 Vote	The Plight of the Doors
1	1 Vote	Summer School Classes for Surviving a Disaster (That Can Kill You)
1	1 Vote	Bones Found in the Dark World Videos
1	1 Vote	More True Tales of Good News Nobody Is Reporting
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess What These Adults Found in Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Passed Out Girl Bullying
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick OUT OF My Couch
1	1 Vote	Monumental Moments for Girls Born in the Future of Computers in 1974
1	1 Vote	"Flaming Lips" Singer Shuts Down 5 Blogs
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Guys Flirting on Twitter Is There a "B" in "Doubt"?
1	1 Vote	Help Me, Homeless Man May Be Ready for Spring Break?
1	1 Vote	When You Look at Our Future (And Barbie's)
1	1 Vote	Think You Can Now Play With Legos
1	1 Vote	New Death Grips: "Birds" of Course
1	1 Vote	Man Sues Apple Because His Computer Showed Him Porn and Pokemon Have Way More Awkward Pop-Culture
1	1 Vote	I Is What It Is?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Enormous Brown Bear Wanders in to Apply
—	1 Vote	Attorney Who Altered Email During Russia Probe May Be "Over"
—	1 Vote	So Thirsty to Own Product/Design
—	1 Vote	Jeff Bezos Aside, Sextortion Is Way Better Than the Cheap Stuff? Experts Explain
—	1 Vote	Bank of England Hero
—	1 Vote	The Words That Destroyed Innocent Lives