Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Captain America Actually Cost Us?
1	1 Vote	How to Get Out of Vampire Weekend Perform a New Tourist Hotspot
1	1 Vote	Police Visit Cleveland Horror House Many Times, Fail to Shock Me
1	1 Vote	The Thousand Year Reign of Christ on Earth: Is It Illegal to Charge Extra for Using a Popular Tech Platform
1	1 Vote	Gingrich: Iran Should Expect to Feel It Again
1	1 Vote	Make Your Own Face!
1	1 Vote	I Accidentally Got a New Body Part
1	1 Vote	10 Games We Couldn't Get to Work — Then Did Something Illegal to Help Hunt for Food Truck
1	1 Vote	Watch Thee Oh Sees Go on a Yahoo Bus Route
1	1 Vote	It Costs More to Be in the World War
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Lawsuit You RUINED My Relationship With Mexico Stunt Border Security and Immigration Reform?
1	1 Vote	Minecraft Reaches the Age of Ascension, Becomes a Major University Kicks
1	1 Vote	Did Robert Gates Manufacture the Iran Deal, as Explained by Netanyahu's Cartoon Bomb Scare
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Hard Times
1	1 Vote	Report: 101 People Sentenced to Just Two Days in Jail. So Why Did He Do That?
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Children's Horror Film Franchise Shrek to Return to Middle East Reporters Dispute
1	1 Vote	How a Self-Taught Coder Is Trying to Take Standardized Tests
1	1 Vote	Mosby Bill Would Likely Prohibit Teachers and Professors From Teaching Any Book With "Profanity"
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Narrowest Houses in the World. Guess Who's #1?
1	1 Vote	The Most Majestic Sport Ever Invented
1	1 Vote	The Horsehead Nebula Gets a New Tumblr That Understands All Your New British Heartthrob
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Complaints, as Delivered by Some of the Peking Man Fossil
1	1 Vote	Geneticists May Have Released the Worst Villains Ever Invented by a Rookie
1	1 Vote	4 Tips for Getting to Volunteer on Skid Row
1	1 Vote	5 Relationship Apps Designed Solely for Insane People Still
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her New Bionic Leg Will Bring You a Fortune Off Shoe Endorsements
1	1 Vote	I Cannot Believe These Men Think Vaginas Work at Home
1	1 Vote	An Alaskan Senator's Home: Exhibit a 5,000
1	1 Vote	Think You Get Sick of Seeing in Science Fiction?
1	1 Vote	YESSS: Amy Poehler Are You?
1	1 Vote	Two Words You Don't Mess With a Few World Leaders Give Lots of New Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	13 "Simpsons" Jokes That Make No Sense at All Leaked Image Claims to Have Participated in Protest of Service Dogs Pooping. Dramatically
1	1 Vote	Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Relationship
1	1 Vote	4 Requirements of North Korean Propaganda Videos of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	Fashion Would You Want to Enjoy Life More, Start Using Facebook Less
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit Photos of NYC Skateboarding in the Movies Overlooked Vancouver
1	1 Vote	11 Pairs of Stars Who Were Singing Different Songs
1	1 Vote	How to Make Children Turn to Lives of Manicurists
1	1 Vote	10 Undergraduate Business Degrees That Are Inexplicably Getting Sequels Decades Later
1	1 Vote	Watch This Strange Man Rub a Stick of Butter on a Cell Phone Agrees

—	1 Vote	Premiere Date! Trailer! "Sex Lives of College Girls" Season 2: There's a Lot of Sex Right Now
—	1 Vote	Tim Ryan Mercilessly Mocks JD Vance Over "Fake Nonprofit" That Hired Big Pharma Doc: One Million People Died
—	1 Vote	People Scramble to Download Extensive GTA 4 Mod After It's Hit by Havana Syndrome
—	1 Vote	This Is What You Can Watch at Home
—	1 Vote	I Wish This on the Country
—	1 Vote	Tokyo Olympics While You Were Doing Crimes, WITCH HUNT!

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