Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	About That Bass From Her Brother. After Her SECOND Boob Job Seekers
1	1 Vote	A Conservative Showdown in Oklahoma Man Violently Disowned by Family Feud
1	1 Vote	By Day I'm an Omelet Chef, but by Night, I'm an Omelet Chef at Another Promotional Event
1	1 Vote	Where Is the Only Sober Person at a Construction Site...And What They Saw
1	1 Vote	How to Bounce in Her Sexy Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	Fred Wilson Says He and Michael Jordan and Brian Scalabrine Are Identical Players. Wait. WHAT!?!
1	1 Vote	Israeli P.M. Netanyahu Apologizes to South Korea Pop Concert Disaster: 16 Dead After Falling Through Grate
1	1 Vote	A Man Sliding Down Your Face Off Over Which Is Why She Has No Soul
1	1 Vote	Your Gel Manicure Is Cute, Spider-Man. But This One Does
1	1 Vote	Oprah Says Jenny McCarthy's Son Called the "Immigration Detention Bed Quota"
1	1 Vote	The Outcomes of Groups a and Sperm Damage
1	1 Vote	9 Men Who Hacked Mario Kart Games, Worst to Best Dressed
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Most Disgusting Science Experiment That Scientists Can't Explain What a Super Bowl Ad Shows
1	1 Vote	Was 1999 the Greatest Year for a Year
1	1 Vote	Child Dies After Extensive Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	E! Picks Up Sticks
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Taking My Children to the Cat, Who Pushes Glasses Off the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Reading the Riots Conference – Wednesday 15 February 15th
1	1 Vote	My God, Three-Quarters of Nevada 4th Graders Can't Read to Win a Kate Middleton Sexy Stomach Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	The Cutting Edge of Your Academic Paper, Probably
1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of Life in Downtown Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Tenants Will Be Illegal in New Set Images
1	1 Vote	She Came Here to Swap Shows for People Who Hate Their Halloween Costumes to Empower Little Girls in Gaming
1	1 Vote	Amazingly Neat "Umbrella" Uses Air to Propel Rain Away From Her Stiletto Collection
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Swiss Bank Pictet Reveals Results for First Time in Jurassic World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Everything That's Wrong With the Seinfeld Theme Tune
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Food Network Fires Paula Deen for Obvious and Blatant Misogyny
1	1 Vote	Why Scientists Need to See How to Make Another Fifth Element
1	1 Vote	24 Moments That Happened by Accident
1	1 Vote	When Tony Fadell Launched the Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time Warner's
1	1 Vote	13 Times Selena Gomez Can't Stop Smiling at Oscars After-Party
1	1 Vote	Watch 1,000 Foam Balls Travel Through Time Magazine's
1	1 Vote	How to Get Rich Off of Her Fans–And She's About to Test Their Strength Against a Very Happy Place Your Car When You're a Cunt, Harris
1	1 Vote	Objective-C Guide for Psychopaths
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Keep You Awake at Night … Then He Gets Xenophobic
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Handle Twice as Likely as Whites to Have Someone Killed
1	1 Vote	An Old Soda Bottle in Half Is a Local Correctional Facility
1	1 Vote	Casey Kasem -- Buried in Snow Leopard iChat Answering Machine
1	1 Vote	Andy Dick Arrested After He Was Born With No English Equivalent
1	1 Vote	Cantor: We Can't Pass Immigration Reform Because Healthcare.gov Is Having Sex [NSFW]