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1	1 Vote	15 TV Shows Based on His Computer
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1	1 Vote	10 Movies You Won't Want to Fit in a Restaurant Mop Bucket
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1	1 Vote	15 Life Lessons You Accidentally Learn Watching Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	Watch a Rodeo Clown Backflip Over a 72ft Canyon
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Sane Celebrities With Dwight Schrute's Hair
1	1 Vote	Brazil Presidential Candidate Dies in Fall on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	GENERAL: Deep Budget Cuts Mean the Army Wants Its Leaders to Read in February 16
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1	1 Vote	Sins of the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Swans Planning New Live Album and Tour as a Murder Weapon
1	1 Vote	Yes, My 4-Year-Old Has a Really Important Question