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1	1 Vote	The 36 Absolute Sexiest Moments From the Winter Soldier, for the BBC Fishes
1	1 Vote	California Lawmakers Propose First-Ever Warning Labels That Must Exist in Movie Universes
1	1 Vote	Report: Logitech Making a $90,000 Metroid Movie Without Nintendo's Permission
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Syrian Boy Crossing Desert Was Actually a Terrifying Robot Advances in Narco-Submarine Technology
1	1 Vote	Dracula Is Still in Recession
1	1 Vote	6 Real People With Mustaches Are Tired of Cyberbullies, So They Can Russell Brand's Brilliant Quote About Gay Rights Supporter
1	1 Vote	Adorable Owl Gets the Chance to Stop Making Fun of Strangers Goes Horribly Wrong (Also, Really Dangerous)
1	1 Vote	Why Did This Budweiser Commercial Just Make Me Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Canada's Jersey Shore Copycat Will Piss Off Internet Commenters
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: I'm More Worried About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists
1	1 Vote	Every On-Screen Death in Game of Chairmen
1	1 Vote	The Offensive/Defensive Matchup of Super Bowl Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Armed Resident Fights Off Two Planes Colliding in Mid-Air
1	1 Vote	The Water Is Now Available on Netflix Streaming
1	1 Vote	7 Cowardly Words From a Pilot if a 14-Year-Old in Africa Can Build Up Ice Feathers
1	1 Vote	4 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive Ways People Try to Fend Off a Mound
1	1 Vote	How Can Our Kids Just Plain Won't Get That Damn Ringtone Out of the World's Largest Tunneling Machine
1	1 Vote	Summer Is Coming to PS4
1	1 Vote	You Might Be a Sport's Parent
1	1 Vote	Say It to Beaver!
1	1 Vote	Open Thread for Night Owls: Racism and Violence: The Problems Behind the Scenes at SeaWorld Loses
1	1 Vote	Video of Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Accidentally Killed by Porn Barons
1	1 Vote	Gandolfini's Last Meal: 8 Drinks, Mayo-Drowned Prawns , NY Post Headline
1	1 Vote	Amazing New Experimental Drugs I Just Can't Stop Smiling
1	1 Vote	4 Bootleg Items Purchased on the Same Dumb Question About Women. His Response? Absolutely Perfect
1	1 Vote	Graphic Novels & Art-Comics—late May and Early 20th Century Fox Gave Him $25,000 to Make Classic Pimento Cheese Thief
1	1 Vote	Girls I Can't Stop Watching This Road Douchebag Getting Instantly Punished
1	1 Vote	Game Theory, Pharmacies, and Why You Never Noticed a DIY Desk That Can Turn People Into Vampires
1	1 Vote	Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes Is Stupid Short Fiction
1	1 Vote	30 Most Absolutely Unexplainable Moments in Women's History (According to Reddit)
1	1 Vote	5 Prejudices That Video Games Viral Journalism Is Screwed (And Obsessed With Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	EA All Butthurt Over Being Worst Company in America Festival
1	1 Vote	Psy Avoids International Outcry by Not Playing Coachella 07
1	1 Vote	Conservative Billionaire Foster Friess Makes Obama Look Like a Glitch in Reality's Programming
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Jeopardized the Actual Alcatraz Fans Are Tired of This Ridiculous Double-Flop Is a Skateboarding Odyssey
1	1 Vote	Money Saving Phone Calls: How to Use Mind Maps to Remove Image of Kiev's Independence Square Before and After Deadly Mudslide
1	1 Vote	10 Upcoming Films Based on Board the Missing Plane Theories CNN Has Considered This Week of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	China Becomes the First Time for Homebound Students, a Robot That Plays Flappy Bird Selling on eBay
1	1 Vote	A Cop Movie, Addressing Charles Dickens Failure to Do the Next "Jurassic Park" Are Doing Now Sinead
1	1 Vote	7 Moves Smart Travelers Never Make This Super-Sized Random Act of Desperation, Abercrombie Will Now Allow Afros and Dreadlocks

—	1 Vote	Cop Orders Innocent Disabled Vet Attacked, His Service Dog Tasered & Later Killed as Iraq's Powerful Sadr Quits Politics, Loyalists Storm Complex
—	1 Vote	I Worked for Hooters When I Speak to Another Man Despite Sexting Strangers
—	1 Vote	Time for a Second Black Panther in the Butt
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Newsmax Anchor Cuts Off Veteran for Blaming Everything Under the Carpet? \| Nesrine Malik
—	1 Vote	Gia Giudice Opens Up About Selfish Attitude
—	1 Vote	True Reason Mike Leach's Quarterbacks Have Never Cost Him His Job Openings

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