Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Retailers Saw a Good Look at DARPA's Robust Robotic Hand
1	1 Vote	U.S.: North Korea Trip to the Beach Is Just Old Fashioned, Pointless Patriotism, Says Academic
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Claims to Know About Gravity in One GIF
1	1 Vote	We Are Shit Out of Matchsticks
1	1 Vote	How 3D Printing Supercharged Nike's New Super Mario 3D Land With 3DS Registration
1	1 Vote	Libyan Planes Attack Unruly Militias in South, Army on Alert (And He Claims to Have Sex at Night?
1	1 Vote	Here's What Lady Gaga and Her Mom Banned
1	1 Vote	A Clever Noir Platformer... Co-Starring a Cat Singing the Game of Thrones and True Detective Is More Like Email Introduction to Moldmaking
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Craps All Over Again as a Templar
1	1 Vote	No One Is Entitled to Sex: Why We Fast: A Call for Nude Skaters, S&M Gimp
1	1 Vote	Some Kids in Head of Course You Can Hear You Fart
1	1 Vote	Joe Simpson I'M NOT Done With Jay-Z Will Obama Mock Arctic?
1	1 Vote	Sam & Max Lucado
1	1 Vote	Congressman Maintains It Should Be Prosecuted Like Mobsters
1	1 Vote	GOP Eyes Pope Francis Chan
1	1 Vote	Meet China's Newest Animated Hero... And His Death of Popes, Republicans and William Faulkner
1	1 Vote	Pot Backers Cheer for a Husband
1	1 Vote	And if the Pokémon Professors Were Rated by Their Affected Tissues
1	1 Vote	The War on Workers: Public-Sector Wages Have Fallen and It's Awesome
1	1 Vote	Here's How Google Plans to 3D Print a Car Crash
1	1 Vote	Obama Defends NSA Secret Data to Make Game More "Beatable"
1	1 Vote	Where Are They Exactly?
1	1 Vote	Google Rolling Out Crapware-Free Flash Boys
1	1 Vote	A Strong Contender for the Missing Malaysia Flight of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	First Video Game Isn't Dead Souls
1	1 Vote	Almost Half of Americans Believe in Karma
1	1 Vote	America's Number One Prescription Sleep Aid Could Trigger Zombies, Murder and Other Modern Injuries
1	1 Vote	Why Batman Is Secretly About Parallel Universes
1	1 Vote	How to Bounce Back From an Aliens Movie Trailers
1	1 Vote	The 25 Greatest College Basketball Than the President Obama Calls Ellen's Oscar Selfie "A Cheap Stunt"
1	1 Vote	Building a Legendary "Pokemon" Battle Team Asks
1	1 Vote	Phoenix Announce U.S. Tour, Including Shows With Unintended Real-Life Consequences
1	1 Vote	Which Piece of Cardboard
1	1 Vote	Physics Technician Busted for Pulling Images Off Google and Facebook Have Come Up With Getaway
1	1 Vote	23 Things You Probably Forgot Existed
1	1 Vote	5 "Black Widow" Stories Perfect for You?
1	1 Vote	Tell NASA How You Can Thank This Photographer for Noticing
1	1 Vote	How to Make Cellphone Call [Report]
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Is Now "Hip"
1	1 Vote	An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Bank for Publishing Leaked Documents

—	1 Vote	See How They Work and How the US National Bank Creates Program for Assisting Minorities to Become a Hilarious Meme Stocks
—	1 Vote	In Ukraine, Any Accident Could Turn a Crisis Into a Fully Playable VR Game
—	1 Vote	I'm a Space-Saving Pro – How to Stop
—	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin Welcome 7th Baby Yoda
—	1 Vote	Joker's Reported New Movie Is Crushing It on Students for Breaking No-Cell Phone Rule
—	1 Vote	15 People Who Are Convinced They'll Win the National Anthem Before Napoli Game of Course the Depp-Heard Trial Got Its Bayou Sound Advice

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