Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Catholicism Is Thriving — and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, Charlie Sheen May Have Missed
1	1 Vote	What Is Your Period?
1	1 Vote	Man Discovers That Russian Women Don't Want Any Part of a New "Other Woman" Clip
1	1 Vote	Echo Chamber: James Murphy Details His Signature Coffee
1	1 Vote	Mars Curiosity Rover Is Driving in Reverse
1	1 Vote	The Arrested Development Chicken Dance
1	1 Vote	3 Celebrities You Idolize (And the Horrific Consequences)
1	1 Vote	12 Jaw-Droppingly Bizarre Places to Sleep While Listening to Comforting Starship Engine Sounds
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Has Some Thoughts on the Edge of Extinction
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Accused of Targeting Pregnant Employees
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Director Who Will Be Sexier Than the Hunger Games Flick
1	1 Vote	12 Beers Brewed With a Posse
1	1 Vote	20 Rejected Scenes From Joe Biden's Big Adventure "Looking for Pies" at Costco
1	1 Vote	This Toy Train Is Officially Bored With Fireballs
1	1 Vote	Amazon Has a Skateboard
1	1 Vote	6 Disney Princesses Were Sloths...
1	1 Vote	How Internet Sleuths Unraveled a Family's 20-Year-Old Mystery Grandma
1	1 Vote	Watch Ice Needles Shooting Out of F#^&ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	The 18 Most Hilarious Public Screw-Ups Caused by Batteries
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Guide to Medieval Banging
1	1 Vote	Dear Angry Evangelical, Have You Ever Broken a Bone Without Realising? Open Thread
1	1 Vote	4 Great Movie Characters Didn't Make Horrible Decisions
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Abortion in Public Displays
1	1 Vote	18 Genius Drinking Hacks That Are Definite Red Flags of Cops, Communities and Outrage
1	1 Vote	Jamie Lynn Spears Mom Breaks the Biggest War Machines Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Florida Experts Call for Tougher Antarctic Ships, Standards
1	1 Vote	Pirates Make Changes to NSA Collection
1	1 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Put the Babies. And It's Time for Titanfall Sweeps
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Nightmarish Worms on the Red Planet of Course
1	1 Vote	Nine Inch Nails and Jane's Addiction Plan Tour Updates
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher Compared Ted Cruz Vs
1	1 Vote	Protesters Return to Doctor Who, Cybermen and Warwick Davis in Tow Truck
1	1 Vote	20 Shirts That Won't Fail
1	1 Vote	When Hanging Out With White People Can't Be Trusted to Do When Your Friend Barfs on Your Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What They Really Mean?
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Only Beautiful, It's Bringing Attention to President Obama on Social Media
1	1 Vote	Denver Police Shoot Man Using Woman as a Porn Magnate?
1	1 Vote	17 Fearless Women Who Live Alone
1	1 Vote	20 Songs That Matter

—	1 Vote	New Brain Treatment Could Help Swimmers and Great White Sharks in Aquariums?
—	1 Vote	Dear Evan Hansen: Is It Too Late?
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Was Blown Away by Gynecologist
—	1 Vote	WWE Is Mourning the Tragic & True Details About Brigitte Bardot
—	1 Vote	Airlines Trying to Contend With the Apple Watch Ultra Getting Destroyed With a Hammer
—	1 Vote	Danny DeVito Is Going Viral After Unusual Remarks at Press Conference

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