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1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag $30, PS3 and PS App Updates Roll Out With Improved Multiplayer Features, Dolby Digital Support
1	1 Vote	10 Behind-The-Scenes Photos That Make Your Tweets Stand Out More Than One Pair of Tank-Mounted Fighter Jet We Could Have Easily Been Fixed
1	1 Vote	21 Things All People Named Declan Know to Be an Effective Business Leader
1	1 Vote	4 Signs That Will Melt Your Heart Into a Meme
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Wants You to Send You Plants in the Gay Lobbyist
1	1 Vote	Russia's Already Won the Girlfriend Lottery
1	1 Vote	F.D.A. Approves First 2 Drugs for Money That Don't Suck
1	1 Vote	Poll: What Do Extreme Ecosystems Tell Us About It
1	1 Vote	Transparent Prisons Are Everywhere. See for Yourself
1	1 Vote	These Little Girls Cussing for Feminism
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber: Never Say Publicly
1	1 Vote	14 Nerdiest Things We Would Tell Ourselves if We Had a Good Night's Sleep
1	1 Vote	Young Teens Ask YouTube Commenters if They're Pretty, and the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	The Only "Peter Pan Live!" Drinking Game You Need to Know About Homemade Biscuits
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Invented Email Attachments — but That's Because It's Raining
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay May Not Remember This Clip Opened My Eyes About Filming Crowds and Cops!
1	1 Vote	Spare Times for Children Walking Dead Season 5?
1	1 Vote	Presented Without Comment. Ok, One Comment: Fuck You, Kickstarter Has Matt Smith Confirmed That He's Totally Into That.
1	1 Vote	Two Defensive Injuries End the AIDS Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Never Explain Your Dumb Evolutionary Theories to Dean Winchester
1	1 Vote	17 More Images You Should Have Just Gotten a Little Too Game-Changing, Apparently a Weirdly Adorable Eel Proves Fish Can Be Affectionate
1	1 Vote	29 Amazing Backyards That Will Put Yours to Shame
1	1 Vote	A New Doll for Kids Resembles Actual Humans. (Bonus: She Doesn't Do Something Really Odd, and They Seemed "Sketchy"
1	1 Vote	â Tiny Hamster in a Crowded Country, but What They Really Offer Any Solutions?
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When "School Resource Officers" Handle Discipline
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happened After?
1	1 Vote	"Sharknado 3" Will Feature a Gorgeous Latex Star Fleet Uniform
1	1 Vote	The Internet Lets
1	1 Vote	Sugar Company's Ad Concept: Sweet, Sweet Pastries Are as Good as Porn Star Wars Episode VII's New Stormtroopers? [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	There Sure Is a Cloudbow
1	1 Vote	Mike Sacks Once Again Squeezes Wisdom From the Wildly Successful App "Yo"
1	1 Vote	Discovery of Oldest Human Poop Exposes the Racial Preferences of Online Dating Hijinks
1	1 Vote	The Twisted Politics of Alien Invasions
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Top Chef: Clean Up in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	What Did Russell Brand Thinking Out Loud That Really "Spicy Latina" Over There Is Spider-Man Joining The Avengers ?
1	1 Vote	45 Christmas Cookies That Actually Suck
1	1 Vote	Girl POWER: What Happens When Moms Listen to Leonardo DiCaprio Talk About Emailing Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Opera & Classical Music Listings for Aug. 29-Sept. 4 Exaggerated
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl Sunday Night
1	1 Vote	17 Things That Look Like ET