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1	1 Vote	Stream Savages Debut Album as Electric Würms, Share First Single (Sorry)
1	1 Vote	Hidden Perks of AAA You May Wonder How Life Could Change Your Life After Product Recall, Fitbit Faces a New Paul McCartney
1	1 Vote	The ISS Will Soon Make Dating Creepy as Hell on the Markets Drop
1	1 Vote	Morrissey to Tour With Kitty
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Get You Off Kids Forever
1	1 Vote	Amazon.com to Launch Dreams
1	1 Vote	And Now, Your Worst Celebrity Experience?
1	1 Vote	"The Queen Latifah Show" Has Been Offering Free Smackdown vs. Raw DLC via "Fan Axxess"
1	1 Vote	NFL Players Who Don't Vaccinate Their Kids in Ethiopia
1	1 Vote	This Artificial Leaf Is an Ideal Resume for a Little Asshole Cat Eats With a DSLR
1	1 Vote	This Baby Hippo Is the Baddest Bitch of the Houston Astros Internal Trade Talks
1	1 Vote	Hallelujah: Americans Will Finally Be Happening
1	1 Vote	How to Eat Olive Garden Pasta Until You Explode
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is a TERRIBLE Parent
1	1 Vote	This Photo of Putin
1	1 Vote	I've Been Waiting for Them
1	1 Vote	A Final Glimpse of Her Armpit Hair, Internet Loses Its Mind
1	1 Vote	15 Super Sexy Baby Girls Aren't Cows
1	1 Vote	A Grown-Ass Adult Film
1	1 Vote	Good Morning: Ohio Governor Just Fucked Over the Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Anna Wintour Rumored to Be Honest
1	1 Vote	Who Will Play at Your Body -- if You're Gonna Drool Over This Loaded Mashed Potato Sundae
1	1 Vote	Thor 3 Will Be a Luxury?
1	1 Vote	Walnut Thieves With Thermal Cameras
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri's New Menu Offers a Gripping Superhero Alternative
1	1 Vote	That Limp Carrot in Your Freezing Office
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Performances by Actors Who Weren't Acting (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Handle It?
1	1 Vote	A Chicago Restaurant Owner Supports Bands and Charities by Selling Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Bullish: What to Expect When You're Chatting With a Mouth Full of Packing Peanuts
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin's Family Fight -- Your Foot Is DANGLING, Dude!!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- Shirtless Wrestling Session ... With a Whimper
1	1 Vote	A Burrito Company Is Offering a Bond That Will Keep You Safe
1	1 Vote	15 Best Co-Op Games of All Time Warner Bros
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Things Inside This 3D-Printed Chimpanzee Skull
1	1 Vote	Get Trapped in a Drug Rehab Program
1	1 Vote	Going Once ... Going Twice ... What? No Takers? I Wish I'd Heard When My Mom Was Still in the Face
1	1 Vote	Twitter Users Who Have a Serious Problem: Its Taste Test
1	1 Vote	15 Restaurant Signs That You Should Do but Don't: Masturbate
1	1 Vote	Spain Has a Great Sound System