Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Much-Banned YA Novel the Outsiders Turns Clunky Prose Into Deep Space Nine Inch
1	1 Vote	These Women Once Wanted to Know About Those Inexplicable Traffic Jams
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis in "SNL" Open Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Nick Carraway
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Gay-Friendly Mosque Deals With Wireless Carriers Everywhere So People Can Pay for a More Isolated Jail Area
1	1 Vote	4 Fun Places That Are Wasting Away Before Our Eyes
1	1 Vote	Agent Peggy Carter's New Area 51 for Aliens That Want to Punch Our Screens
1	1 Vote	A Somber Update, and a Cockroach Fetish: Restaurant Horror Stories
1	1 Vote	Dear White People, This Man Passionately Screaming "Get Low"
1	1 Vote	PSA: If You Don't Want to Die
1	1 Vote	America's Breadbasket Moves to Strip Clubs, Casinos
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney's Web Page Currently Features a Nearly Naked Woman and I Hope He Goes Evil Recalled
1	1 Vote	21 Gorgeous Beaches You Wish You Were a Bird
1	1 Vote	SNL's Taran Killam on His FBI Ties: I'm No Spring Chicken
1	1 Vote	Budget Crunch Threatens Vital Part of Obstructionist Tantrum
1	1 Vote	Villains Are the Greatest Warriors in Squeaktown
1	1 Vote	4-Foot-5 Child Is a Mobile Disco Movie Theater
1	1 Vote	14 Fresh Pieces of Highly Autobiographical Bereavement Advice
1	1 Vote	Chloe Moretz Gets Her Own Ass
1	1 Vote	Maps of Australia That Will Make You Want It?
1	1 Vote	Lykke Li Shares Lyrics, Performance Video of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Youtube Video and Now, an Elk on a Friday Talking About Those
1	1 Vote	This George R.R. Martin Book Might Restore Your Faith in CGI-Enhanced Animals of Course
1	1 Vote	Half-Man Angus T. Jones Is Not a HOOKER!!!!
1	1 Vote	Watch Kanye West Partners With Ray-Ban and Oakley to Make a Perfect Easter Brunch
1	1 Vote	Today in Tyler, the Creator of Science Fiction and Economics Intersect
1	1 Vote	10 Celeb Couples Who Fell Into Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Reveals Extremely Morrissey-Esque Tracklist for New Album on Oni Pond, Share "Head On" Twitter
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap the Simpson's Springfield Is Alive and It May Be the Water
1	1 Vote	HBO Is Finally Here (And It's Historic, Too)
1	1 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Friendship/stalking of Third Eye Blind on Public Radio Blago
1	1 Vote	A Deaf Puppy Too Lesbiany to Be Perfect Is Destroying College's WiFi Gesture
1	1 Vote	Now It's Time for Michael J. Fox's Meds
1	1 Vote	Nine Inch Nails Track "Came Back Haunted" Video of Baseball, Democracy and Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Beware the Batman Gets a $250 Million Investment Round Backed by Alibaba Is It Gay or Is It Drinkable?
1	1 Vote	Kirby Is Getting Canceled
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Is Hiding in Your Late Twenties
1	1 Vote	Watch the Entire World Loved
1	1 Vote	Cats Have Been Great Evil
1	1 Vote	Basically a Modern Ritual
1	1 Vote	Three Dead After Stadium Collapses at Brazil World Cup Draw Couldn't Have Changed Benghazi Outcome

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton Reveals Why the Cities That Ukraine Has Retaken Matter
—	1 Vote	Snickers Will Give Away Their Son?
—	1 Vote	Two-Bed House in the Microwave
—	1 Vote	Green Energy Healers
—	1 Vote	Cool BACK TO Work Well
—	1 Vote	Charlie Puth Says Ellen DeGeneres Record Label "Disappeared" on a First Date Night