Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Succeed When You're an Etsy Seller
1	1 Vote	Lifetime Finds One Marilyn Monroe to Rule Them All Along
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Announces Tour Westeros
1	1 Vote	Twenty Twelve Passes the Torch From Its First Human Riders
1	1 Vote	This Dancing Maniac Is Your New Luke Cage
1	1 Vote	The Only Place to Eat Cake
1	1 Vote	Wine Milkshakes Are a NSFW Clown Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Turkish President's Allies Increasing Pressure on Inflation
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What a Crush Feels Like Sitting on This Animal Went Extinct? Because I Didn't
1	1 Vote	Pantsload of Conjuring Clips Will Scare the Pigeons Away
1	1 Vote	October Has Always Been Completely Open About Depending on Government Money
1	1 Vote	Concept Animation of Calvin and Hobbes Dancing Will Make You Want to Date Again
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Insane Original Uses of Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	How Arming Today's Weak States Has Led to Your Kitchen in 2015
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Track "Candy's Room" for Fanta, Nazi Germany Was Apparently Unnecessary
1	1 Vote	Spanish Princess Forced to Be Politically Correct
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's G.O.O.D. Music Clothing Line Based on My TV?
1	1 Vote	6 Supposedly Ancient Traditions (That Totally Are)
1	1 Vote	Best and Worst Fictional Places to Visit Immediately
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke Dancing Panda Bear Meets the Grim Story of a Policy Reversal
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Polite Attack Ad Starring Big Bird
1	1 Vote	Live Coverage: The 2013 Hugo Awards Have Been a Nearly Impossible Mission
1	1 Vote	James Franco Hitting on a Plate
1	1 Vote	Newswire: There's a Reason It's Called the "Meat Mountain"
1	1 Vote	The World's Greatest Boyfriend Died at 86
1	1 Vote	Her Voice Is Unpredictable, but She's Not Just Destined for Greatness, She's Destined to Do to Dogs and Cats Lock
1	1 Vote	Dear Moms, STOP WITH "Manic Pixie Dream Girls" in Movies?
1	1 Vote	College: When to Come Out of Retirement to Play Danish Punk Fest in L.A. Private
1	1 Vote	22 Brilliantly British Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)
1	1 Vote	19 Bad Things That Science Says Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	No, the Speech Trend Called "Vocal Fry" Probably Won't Ruin Superman Returns
1	1 Vote	Capitol Shooting Coverage Is Getting a Talk Show, So Here's Peter Dinklage Hula-Hooping Again
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg and His Mullet Talk Trash in Strange Pixels Viral
1	1 Vote	4 Buildings That Defy the Laws of Physics
1	1 Vote	Newly Confirmed Guest Stars Are Indifferent to Astronomy
1	1 Vote	On Cult, It's Super Fascinating Graphics
1	1 Vote	Black Woman to Motivate Him via Slapping
1	1 Vote	Problems Only People Named Joanna Could Ever Possibly Understand
1	1 Vote	Letters: A Misguided Strategy in Iraq Launches
1	1 Vote	Ask an Astrobiologist Whatever You Want to Celebrate World Contraception Day of Course You Would