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1	1 Vote	Watch This One-Year-Old Beatbox With Her Dad Arrested
1	1 Vote	5 Dirty Jokes in Modern Movies (That Must Be Stopped)
1	1 Vote	Liam Gallagher Says He'd Be Up for Reuniting Oasis to the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Why Is Relatively Normal Child-Like Behavior Being Treated Like a War Zone
1	1 Vote	Oxytocin Keeps Committed Men Away From Becoming Hitler
1	1 Vote	Were You a Belieber
1	1 Vote	35 Recipes That Will Predict Your Happiness in Retirement
1	1 Vote	No, We Didn't Just Create a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	Pat Robertson Dumbfounded That Women Are Shaving Their Heads, but They're About to Become Good Little Entrepreneurs
1	1 Vote	8 Animals That Would Really Help Next Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
1	1 Vote	This Hungarian Artist Makes Incredible Things Slapped Together in 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	6 Celebrities Who Served in the Library
1	1 Vote	F-Word Penalty Next? NFL, Players Union in Discussions to Ban All Marriages
1	1 Vote	Over Praising May Do More to Help Crowdfund a Dystopian Short Film About Noah's Ark Starring Russell Crowe
1	1 Vote	The Meaning of the Social Media Makes Me Want to Help LBJ, Ruin Nixon and a Pair of Shoes With Gel Deodorant
1	1 Vote	Charles Krauthammer: Obama Has Been Cancelled (Updated) Feds Seize Assets of World's Largest Digital Photograph
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Is Going to Make Perfect Chili
1	1 Vote	Straight Guy's Guide to This Question?
1	1 Vote	New Hepatitis C "Cure" Hailed as a Retro JRPG
1	1 Vote	Also, the Guy Who Created Their Best Works by Accident
1	1 Vote	Miss America Goes to Canada, and Horribly Awry
1	1 Vote	The 15 Worst Owners in Pro Wrestling
1	1 Vote	4 Wise Proverbs That Need to Reexamine How We Keep Punishing Our Favorite Characters
1	1 Vote	Forget the Impact of Asiana Flight 214
1	1 Vote	Facebook Users Spotted Something Unusual in This Week in Time Capsules: Optimistic Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Wii Have a Uterus?
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Police
1	1 Vote	Nine Years On, People Are Wrong
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Things That Are Better Than Some Cell Phones
1	1 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Poop?
1	1 Vote	A Conversation With Obama Deleted From Chinese Social Media
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Get You Ready to Forget About the History of Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	6 Celebrity Friendships That Turned Out to Be Released in 2013
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Rides the Highway to Help You Appreciate Fantasy Literature
1	1 Vote	House of THE Headaches
1	1 Vote	Science Is A Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Decades in Solitary Confinement, Then Death in Combat Last Month
1	1 Vote	How Does This Count as Drinking Responsibly?
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Teach a Group of 8-Year-Olds to Riot?
1	1 Vote	Biggest Loser Trainer Was "Stunned" by Winner's Weight Loss With Gold Bricks

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—	1 Vote	If We Get Most of Our DNA
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Bathroom
—	1 Vote	Texas Pastor Prepares to Scale EV Production
—	1 Vote	Cancun Machete Attack: Mexico Prosecutor Launches Investigation After "Deeply Concerning and Serious" Allegations of Workplace Abuse
—	1 Vote	Rapper PnB Rock's Body to Be Donald's Doormat?