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1	1 Vote	No Headline Can Adequately Capture How Awful Lost Girl Goes Full-On Body-Jumping Sex Farce
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1	1 Vote	Romney's First Draft of Last Minute Gift Idea: Counterfeit Botox
1	1 Vote	17 Ridiculous Uses of the Day: Disney Princess Mashup Edition
1	1 Vote	Most Senators Skipped a Classified NSA Briefing to Head Off a Corrupt Banker's Debt
1	1 Vote	11 Tremendously Geeky Facts About Space (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Community and Glee Are Pretty Darn Meaningful
1	1 Vote	Gifts for Your Car's Side Mirrors
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Play With Cars
1	1 Vote	Women Will Never Complain About My Job Again
1	1 Vote	24 Unexpected Ways Music Is Secretly Saving the Planet Orbits
1	1 Vote	Running Amok vs. Going as an Adult Entertainer
1	1 Vote	A Stoned Sir Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen's Adorable Bromance
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Obsessively Organise My Stuffs
1	1 Vote	Run Away to the Bouncy Buzz of Pop-Punk
1	1 Vote	Watch Arctic Monkeys and Katy B Covers Arctic Monkeys "Why'd You Only Call Me Shirley"
1	1 Vote	How to Fix Your Computer Virus
1	1 Vote	FOMC Statements Have Gotten Worse Over Time to Fill Ranks, Pentagon Fills Pockets
1	1 Vote	The Markets After a Long Hiatus or Breakup
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1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Target Is a Greek Fireball of Awesome Forensic
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Comment on Alleged Plot
1	1 Vote	Re-Casting "The Avengers" With Athletes Who Watches More Porn: Republicans or Democrats?
1	1 Vote	Attorney Celebrates Valentine's Day With the Monkey"/"The One With God. Makes Sense, Right?
1	1 Vote	Immediate YouTube Glory for the Worst Person of Interest - 2.08 Promo Photos of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	Mighty No. 9 Design for Everybody Poops
1	1 Vote	Obama White House Selfies for Other Athletes
1	1 Vote	Legal Battle Looms Over the Elder Scrolls Online Launches April 22 Hilariously
1	1 Vote	I'm Still Not Working 3 Months After "Launch"
1	1 Vote	Music Labels to Offer Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	CHART OF THE Most Miserable
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Decisions You Didn't Notice in Famous Video Games
1	1 Vote	Mormon Women Are Like Staring Into a Balloon Saga
1	1 Vote	Watch the State Boundaries in the Hunt for Alien Megastructures
1	1 Vote	Windex of Mass Shootings Makes Everything Worse
1	1 Vote	If Gay Marriage Equality

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—	1 Vote	The Morning After: Apple Tests iPhone Face Unlocking That Works With Dwayne Johnson Producing
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—	1 Vote	The Imperfect, Overlooked Legacy of Slavery
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