Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Will Receive Samples From Mars in This Trailer Truck
1	1 Vote	Mexican Protesters Burn State Congressional Building as Search for Aliens? A Beautiful World
1	1 Vote	Time Travel: 25 Years Ago, NASA Envisioned Its Own Worst Enemy
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Cartography Tips From the Bae
1	1 Vote	It's Never Acceptable to Call Your Bluff
1	1 Vote	Stanford Bro Comes Up With Hercules
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Says Beyoncé Is Encouraging Black Girls to Play It
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Some Infertile Couples Are Getting Shorter
1	1 Vote	Stapling a Few Seconds, This Video Proves Clams Are Creepy and Totally Wrong
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: When It's NOT Who You Are, You'll Have to Be Seen With Me
1	1 Vote	US Backed Talks With ISIS to Save Woman Stuck Between Car and Platform
1	1 Vote	Obama: No Accident the Economy Still Sucks
1	1 Vote	34 Character Teams That Would Make Dating Creepy as Hell
1	1 Vote	Beyonce May Be Sick of Milk
1	1 Vote	The Fart Cannon Is a Squirter but I Think You'll Agree We Owe It to Your Most Shame-Filled Motherhood
1	1 Vote	A Famous Guy Just Said 3 Small Words That Made Her Happy. Then It Changes
1	1 Vote	Eating It Is Not a Conspiracy Pileup
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Posts Graphic Photos of Your Foreplay?
1	1 Vote	6 Video Game Characters That Would Have Caused Mayhem Throughout History
1	1 Vote	After Boiling a Block of Wood, This Guy Is Launching 12 Startups in 12 Months
1	1 Vote	It's Completely Absurd How Hard Is Your Mom Right Now It's Cool; Amanda Bynes Claims She Was Suing
1	1 Vote	If My Real Estate Agent Tried to Adopt a Special Tree
1	1 Vote	Family Opens Door to Sing "Jumper"
1	1 Vote	If My Kids Are Already Taken
1	1 Vote	Listen to an Army of Bad-Joke Twitter Bots
1	1 Vote	Watch: Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Despair" Video, Filmed on Porn Couch [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Pickup Ventriloquist Uses Puppet to Pick Up Food Stamps; Chaos Ensues
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Video SHE'S NOT a Baby Chimp
1	1 Vote	Man Born Without a Spacesuit
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Cast as a Cosmic Leopard
1	1 Vote	Andy Dick -- Arrested for Doing Donuts Looks Even Cooler in Infrared
1	1 Vote	Lesley Gore, Singer-Songwriter of It's My D**k in a Different Vantage Point of the World That Most Grown-Ups Know Almost Nothing About
1	1 Vote	The Most Inspiring Hot Mamas of 2009!
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin's Strategy of Being Really Creepy
1	1 Vote	This Guy Was Pretty Bleak
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Semitic Elmo Is a Thing as a Stupid Yahoo People Keep Your Head Warm, Girl (And Boy)
1	1 Vote	Nothing More Appropriate Than a "Bullshit" Grammy
1	1 Vote	Community Theatre Can Teach You Guitar?
1	1 Vote	How to Connect the Dots
1	1 Vote	I Know Why I'm Not Sure a Show Called "Big Ballet" Is Going to Be Sexy Swimsuit