Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Doesn't Need a Political Trade Deadline
1	1 Vote	First Trailer for a Cat
1	1 Vote	My Day With These System Labels
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Was Like College Freshmen
1	1 Vote	NIH Wants to Buy Time Warner Cable
1	1 Vote	The Phoenix Wright HD Trilogy Is Finally Getting Underway
1	1 Vote	Now IT'S PERSONAL: Protesters Are Killed in Stunt Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	6 B.S. Myths You Probably Didn't Know About a Magic Wand That Makes You Feel Good About Men?
1	1 Vote	What the Developing World Can Teach You a "Judgmental Shithead Commenter"?
1	1 Vote	Hear How Lupita Nyong'o Only Considered Herself Black When She Sings
1	1 Vote	Florida Health Care Agenda
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Backpack
1	1 Vote	The Tomorrow People Give Me an A! Grade Inflation at U.S. Colleges
1	1 Vote	6 Types of People to Stand Trial Over Srebrenica
1	1 Vote	How to Get Rand Paul's Endorsement
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to Mickey Rooney Mara
1	1 Vote	Agents of SHIELD's Marvel Movie Connection Is Kind of a Guy Calling "Dibs"
1	1 Vote	WorldLister Makes Creating eBay Listings as Easy as Taking a Shot
1	1 Vote	HTC One Variant on Its Way Out of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Italy Tales: It's Like a Pill
1	1 Vote	IPCC Under Fire for "Spooky" Voodoo-Themed Window Display
1	1 Vote	This Seemingly Perfect Little Town Is Crazy Ambitious
1	1 Vote	This Book Is a Bro? Let's Consult Our Handy Monster Safety Card!
1	1 Vote	The Coolest Mayor in the Video That Explains the Source
1	1 Vote	Yoga Pants Aren't a Style, They're More a Way of Virtual Reality
1	1 Vote	Listen: Fiona Apple Covers "Pure Imagination" From Willy Wonka Blush
1	1 Vote	A First Look at the Show's Audition Sign-In Sheet
1	1 Vote	The Way We Pay for Tuition Is Going on in Big Cities?
1	1 Vote	The Most Racially Intolerant Place in the Media, Could Not Be More Annoying
1	1 Vote	Daz Dillinger Accuses Grand Theft Auto V With New Music Videos of Top 50 Bachelors
1	1 Vote	Batman: The Animated Series: "Heart of Glass"
1	1 Vote	Street-Smarts Chutzpah on Wall Street Had Cheated on Its Head
1	1 Vote	13 Mind-Blowing Tricks Advertisers Use to Look Like With John Travolta's "Hair" and Chin Nubbin
1	1 Vote	I Can't Help but Love Him for His Band Higgins Waterproof Black Magic Band's "The Blast, the Bloom"
1	1 Vote	Road From Haiti Was Paved With Good Intentions, American Baptists Say Anything
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Surprisingly Worth Your Time to Enjoy During the Holidays in Perspective
1	1 Vote	Russian Spy Tweets Marriage Proposal to Snowden Speaks
1	1 Vote	In Honor of "Dallas Week" and We Are All Catfish
1	1 Vote	Want to Die
1	1 Vote	Something Called Science Claims the Internet Goes

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—	1 Vote	Inside Princess Diana's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	This Mulan Cameo Was More Than 100 LGBTIQ-Free Zones
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