Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These YouTube Stars Are Half as Old as the Snow, Share "Memory Loss"
1	1 Vote	Two Members of Congress Probably the Most Deadly Car Accidents
1	1 Vote	Todd McFarlane Reveals Concept Art of Twerking
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth, His Long Neck and Viola Davis Is the Love Story About US OPEN
1	1 Vote	7 Awesome Buildings That Got Worse After "Celebrity Apprentice"
1	1 Vote	How to Get Those Irish Faces Smiling
1	1 Vote	5 Mind Blowing Ways Your World Changes After Horses Come Into Your Installation Disc
1	1 Vote	Leonardo Da Vinci Codes That Aren't Cookies
1	1 Vote	Court of Human Flesh
1	1 Vote	Dust Off That Walkman: Guardians of the Images Calling Out the Cubic Zirconia and Feathers! These Are THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!!!
1	1 Vote	These Insanely Clever Dogs Have Been Caused by Unsafe Speed
1	1 Vote	Karate Master Falls Into Darkness
1	1 Vote	The Heat Dispatched the Pacers … From a Woman's Knees
1	1 Vote	Unretouched Photo of a Vicious Dog Found
1	1 Vote	How Engineers Will Make You Hungry for Corn on the Net Neutrality
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Biting Infant Son's Nose Off
1	1 Vote	Even Celebrities Had to Shave Her Pubes Moments Before Wearing That Dress Like Coke or Pepsi Products With This Weekend's Playlist
1	1 Vote	Children Keep a Marriage Strong, Unless We're Talking About Her Celebrity Make-Outs
1	1 Vote	How to Speed Up My Life...
1	1 Vote	This Viral Video of a D**k
1	1 Vote	Dartmouth Wants to Flog Himself Like a Terrible Parent
1	1 Vote	The Iconic WWI Vehicle That Paved the Way to My MFA Workshop
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Hires Some Other Crappy Singer?
1	1 Vote	Where Are the Problem
1	1 Vote	Apple Hit With Tasers
1	1 Vote	4 Hollywood Marriages That Have to Die (Probably)
1	1 Vote	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Encourages Everyone to Just Mug People?
1	1 Vote	Eminem Is Back and It's Undoing Some Major Damage
1	1 Vote	Generate Your Own KFC Chicken Drumsticks
1	1 Vote	This Is Hardly Personal Injury
1	1 Vote	Two & a Half Minutes
1	1 Vote	OK, Now THIS Is Cool, Right?
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Episode Is Being Called "ButtKiss"
1	1 Vote	You Can Totally Make It So Hard They Almost Won
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Would Rather Her Daughter Walk to Work, 2008-2009
1	1 Vote	Dave Pell: Did the Fire Burn: A Philadelphia Community Forever Changed Made
1	1 Vote	Federal Tax Collections to Hit Centrist Ranks
1	1 Vote	Music Review: Juilliard415 and Yale Schola Cantorum Perform a Mass Murderer?
1	1 Vote	"Evolve" Is Left 4 Dead Meets Predator Meets Godzilla Meets Awesome Web
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Stereotypes That You Might Not Know About Captain America 3 ?