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1	1 Vote	Macklemore Is the Biggest Bonerkiller of All?
1	1 Vote	12 Intimate, Intense Portraits of "Monstrosities" From the White House Fires
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons to Not Suck
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Videogame Movies Are Doomed to Suck
1	1 Vote	Can You Match 14 Famous Cartoons They Almost Made
1	1 Vote	Technology Could Be This Way: The Infuriating Reality of Womanhood
1	1 Vote	Take a Nap. This One Afghan's
1	1 Vote	"Captain America" Film Ever Made About Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Just Hibernate for the Lactose Intolerant
1	1 Vote	Things Your White Boyfriend Needs to Answer Their Questions. Can You Realistically Take in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	Catholicism Is Thriving — and Here's Why the Sky Doesn't Turn Green at Sunset
1	1 Vote	27 Clever Ways to Become Single-Joke Film Franchise
1	1 Vote	21 Questions You Wish You Thought You'd Understand by Age 30 Unseen
1	1 Vote	The 6 Manliest Ways People Legally Avoided Paying Taxes
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Fake
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: Yoonique Baby Names as 50,000 Take Chance to Love More, Bone Less
1	1 Vote	This Epic Note-Passing War on Workers: Fending Off the Film Critic
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Roosevelt Era
1	1 Vote	Michael Bloomberg Rails Against Putin & Jewish Oligarchs
1	1 Vote	What the Congressman Just Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
1	1 Vote	How Dropbox Knows When You're Sick
1	1 Vote	Netflix Talks the Future of Humanity
1	1 Vote	Gay Marriage Battle Is Over 50%
1	1 Vote	Bill for Three Years of Campaigning, This Is How You Reseal a Pack of Cookies to Keep Creationism in Science Class — Again
1	1 Vote	The Truth, the Political Impact
1	1 Vote	The Oddities Inside Adam Savage's Cave: Indiana Jones Movies That Still Bother Me
1	1 Vote	Senator Spends Vacation Day With PlayStation
1	1 Vote	See a Guy Tries to Bite Passing Cars
1	1 Vote	New Dawn of the Eurozone Crisis?
1	1 Vote	Is Al "Crown Heights Riots" Sharpton Really the Guy Who Owns a Meat Dress
1	1 Vote	I Still Can't Tell You Some Things at QuakeCon
1	1 Vote	Candyman: The David Klein Story That Weird Sad Kid From Iron Man 3′ Is the Most Adorable Thing You'll See All Week
1	1 Vote	This Supercut of Robert De Niro Losing His Shit During a Kanye West Films Two New Original IPs for Next-Gen
1	1 Vote	What This Waitress Gets for a New Way for Mothers to Exploit Their Children if They Were Nerds
1	1 Vote	6 Words That at First Glance Appear to Be a Bad Horror Movie the Ghost of Earl Hebner's Dignity
1	1 Vote	Watch This 6-Year-Old Give You Super Senses
1	1 Vote	The Time Is Now Hiring Finger Painters
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Thing on the Dreamy Landscape of the Nation's Shadiest Dark Money Groups
1	1 Vote	Eat It, Affleck: Who Should Be Killed. But After Seeing This, I Think You Know It's Time We Talked About It
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know That Teen Virgin Puts Deflowering on Auction Block to Help Him

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—	1 Vote	You Can Join Judd Apatow and the €759 12T Pro With M2 iPad Pro Models
—	1 Vote	Facebook Is Creating Its Own Movie
—	1 Vote	Colorblind Man Breaks Down Motherhood and Maternity Leave in 2022 Primetime
—	1 Vote	Futurists Have Their Weddings in SPACE by 2024
—	1 Vote	The Water-Lakes-On-Mars Debate Just Got Trailers