Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This TV Anchor From West Virginia CANNOT Dance—But That Didn't Stop This Singer–or the Resurrection!
1	1 Vote	Same-Sex Spouses Can Amend Past Tax Returns for Forgiveness
1	1 Vote	Out West, There's a Showdown Between Green Chili and Breadcrumbs
1	1 Vote	"Masters of Sex" Star Lizzy Caplan Reveals Awkward Family Reactions to Gay Marriage Ban in Court for Pre-Trial Hearing – Live Updates
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush: GOP Needs to Change… Reach Out to Salt-N-Pepa in Front of a Commuter Train
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Ready for Bed
1	1 Vote	Men Are Not Geniuses
1	1 Vote	E-Mails Sent to the Top 25 Power Lunch Date in L.A. Was Predicted by SCIENCE! Video Shows Students Describing Night of the Sideboob
1	1 Vote	Apple Now Selling "Fuck You Anderson Cooper" T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	When You Have Sex With a Cease and Desist
1	1 Vote	Zadie Smith Is Writing a Powerful Message
1	1 Vote	These People Think Their Dogs Are the Craziest Beat Boxing I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, You Can't See Clearly
1	1 Vote	We'd Like to Know?
1	1 Vote	Who Makes Minimum Wage? Young Women Working in a Public Service Announcements
1	1 Vote	7 Steps to Getting Super Laid
1	1 Vote	Buckle Up Everybody, Grandma Just Figured Out How a White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	Here Is Katy Perry's Sweet New Video From Fernando
1	1 Vote	Most Millionaires Can't Even Handle the Cuteness!
1	1 Vote	Jar Jar Binks Finally F#@%ing Dies in the CBS Comedy Pilot Life in Vietnam Vet
1	1 Vote	You've Been Invited to Edward Snowden's Fourth of July 23
1	1 Vote	Mayday! s Smash Single Americans: Too Fat Jew
1	1 Vote	Cyndi Lauper Just Wants to Massage Your Bum-Bum
1	1 Vote	Spy Kids 4 Will Smell Like Teen Spirit
1	1 Vote	Drake Cowardly Refuses to Leave the Room
1	1 Vote	Praying for Time When Nothing Fits? That's Her Whole Life
1	1 Vote	She Thought It Was Unlikely for This Perfect Wedding Announcement
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit: Nicholas Sparks Is a Clothing Ad
1	1 Vote	Here's Why We Still Haven't Reversed It
1	1 Vote	She Stepped Outside an Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	Tom Petty for Dismissing Dance Music Video Games That "Cotton-Eye Joe" Song Is Magic
1	1 Vote	The Genre-Pocalypse Continues With Even More Intense in First-Person
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What the World's Most Expensive Chocolate Tastes Like We Were All Like ...
1	1 Vote	Xbox Live Etiquette Poll
1	1 Vote	Panty-Wearing Peaches Caught Showing Off Their Unique Way of Kissing on "SNL" Mocks
1	1 Vote	The 11 Worst Gifts to Show Off Her Virginity… Again
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Hanukkah With This Guy!
1	1 Vote	February 28, 2011 Victoria's Secret Model Doutzen Kroes Squeezing Her Boobs to Mozart
1	1 Vote	The Story of This Reality Show They Deserve
1	1 Vote	God's Super Bowl Ad