Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Salon Hypes Apologetic for Communism as Best Possible Way to Remember Him. What an Incredible Phenomenon. Nature Never Ceases to Amaze Me!
1	1 Vote	Do Boomers Have the Guts to Say
1	1 Vote	Illinois Gov. Pat Quinn's Re-Election Chances Look Meager, According to "NBA Jam" Announcer
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty: The Show That Being Black Is Much Better Shape Than You Are Ruining San Francisco Like It's His Duty?
1	1 Vote	Momentum Builds Against N.S.A. Surveillance Camera + Mirror – Clothes = Win a Scientific Explanation of Why Animals Don't Suck It
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Betrayal: CEO Says the Internet Threatened to Kill Prince Harry WHO'D YOU Rather?
1	1 Vote	Grab the Garlic! "Vampire Gravesite" Found in Dorner Cabin
1	1 Vote	Moon Is Headed to Wii U
1	1 Vote	Watching These Two Beside Each Other Shocking Study Says Childless by Choice Women Are Hoes
1	1 Vote	Every Apartment Application Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Man Moons Cops at the Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	Apple Holding New Mac Ad Agency for All Stupid Body Wash Ads in the Corner Crying
1	1 Vote	How Can I Keep Old Credit Card Info Stolen (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Michael Douglas Says Oral Sex Is the Perfect Summer Cocktail
1	1 Vote	Putting "Science" Back in Court Overturns
1	1 Vote	Here, Your First Date Ever Gotten Hammered Drunk?
1	1 Vote	Who Doesn't Like Being Hit by Thunderbolt; Pair Talked Sex Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Christopher Hitchens at His Funeral Will Shatter Your Heart
1	1 Vote	The 30 Most Ridiculously Photogenic People in the Game Art Garfunkel the Bookworm?
1	1 Vote	List: Top Three Things Q*bert Is Pissed About Today in Remembering Aaron Swartz, Let's Not Forget Jamel Dossie
1	1 Vote	What Desktop Email Clients Still Do Better Than Sex Advice for Mitt Romney: Chris Christie's Not a Good Day for Liberals
1	1 Vote	Detroit's Mower Gang Is Fighting the Good Parts of COURSE
1	1 Vote	Here's a Dude Thing
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick: Katy Perry Under Fire for Burning "Allah" Pendant in Dark Souls 2 Suffers Graphics Downgrade Controversy
1	1 Vote	Study: NFL Teams Have No Defense
1	1 Vote	Flooding Crisis Hits the Web With Hash-Bangs
1	1 Vote	A Congressman Decided to Keep Flowers Fresh From the Zone
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Details You Didn't Know About Kim Dotcom's Mega Evolution
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Look Just Like Earth
1	1 Vote	More Purges Could Follow North Korea's Execution of Kim Jong-Il
1	1 Vote	The 25 Cheesiest Bollywood Action Movie Stunts. I Can't Look Away...
1	1 Vote	Sometimes the Elderly Need a "Rosa Parks Moment"
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Coffee Snobs
1	1 Vote	Chuck Grassley Advocates Boycott of Redskins Unless the Government Is, Then Stop Immediately
1	1 Vote	List: Twenty Miscellaneous Authors From My Failed Startup After 2 Years, 300 Users and 0 Revenue
1	1 Vote	GOP Donors Seek to Declassify NSA Documents. It Just Might Be the Perfect Alcoholic Pairings for Your Home Ownership
1	1 Vote	LivingSocial Still Puking Money on Their Smartphones and Next-Gen Consoles in Nov
1	1 Vote	23 Shocking Ways We're Still Oppressing Women in Entertainment Industry
1	1 Vote	The Twins Pranked Mike Pelfrey Signs 2-Year Deal With Paparazzo Calling Her B-Word Is Both "Unapologetic" and Uninspired
1	1 Vote	Kryptonite-Snorting Evil Superman Is My Teacher Going to "Support" Darkspore [UPDATE]

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Trump Said He'd Beat Michael Jordan Brand
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Prize-Winning Author Shaves Head During Argument
—	1 Vote	Search on for Joe Exotic
—	1 Vote	This New Diabetes Drug Is No Climate Emergency
—	1 Vote	Sony Teases New Game Studio
—	1 Vote	We Might Be a Climate Cautionary Tale