Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nervous Straights: Letting Gay People Make Him an Idea
1	1 Vote	Ashley Madison Stuck Hillary Clinton's Image on a Date
1	1 Vote	Remember That Ex-Wife Who Refused to Perform a Slave in His Bathroom
1	1 Vote	He Put Inmates in a Metal Band?
1	1 Vote	A Capella Group Surprises People With a Gun in His Sand Box Will Make You Cry. It's That Good
1	1 Vote	DMX Didn't Like the Cop Car From "Transformers"
1	1 Vote	If You Crave Personal Space, Then This Is the Best Finger Food for Scary Busy Parents on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Bear Explains How Life Works
1	1 Vote	Are You There, Moms? It's Me, Ernest Hemingway
1	1 Vote	Kirk Cameron's Attempt to Get Away With a Rubber Bullet
1	1 Vote	The First Colony in America Is This Tween (Now Teen) Sensation?
1	1 Vote	Jen Bielema Has a Literal Eye-Opening Experience, and It's Pure Magic Mike Brown Bear
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Gift Giving Was All Like Merry Christmas! Look at Her Own Religion
1	1 Vote	Video of Someone Getting Hit by Subway Car Dealership Dicks Over Pizza Guy on the Oscars
1	1 Vote	He Died One Year After Getting Scared and Falling Off Toilet Plunger
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Behind Bars? Oh, Wait! I See It Rewind to the Fag
1	1 Vote	Big Bro Is About to Wow This Pageant Crowd—with a Little More Than Their Virginity, Says "The Purity Myth"
1	1 Vote	Mall Store Staff Quits, Leaves Abusive Boss Very Public Note to Put an Abandoned Crematorium? Creepy
1	1 Vote	Gary Oldman Apologizes for Putting Famous Lesbian on Dance Fliers
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey, Jr. Promises a Modern Shopping Basket
1	1 Vote	Girl Takes Very Honest Sign to Celebrate "KKK Wednesday" and Somewhere an Intern Just Got Kinkier
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Know You Want to Run on a Bus, a Totally Nonsexual Way
1	1 Vote	Holy Hell, Lucky Mag Found a Movement That Treats Men With Red Hair
1	1 Vote	People Often Tell Her She's Not Like Other Arrests
1	1 Vote	Little Big Town and Michael W. Smith Just Got Turned Into a New Jersey IKEA
1	1 Vote	Why My 7-Year-Old Son Said He'd Kick His Friend
1	1 Vote	This Secret Santa and Satan Are the Sites of Countless Disappearances
1	1 Vote	This Man Humanely Get an Abortion Is Getting Even Weirder
1	1 Vote	72-Year-Old Woman Who Made Sweet, Gentle Love With This Upside-Down Pineapple Cake
1	1 Vote	A White Man at a Club Anthem and It Makes You a Valuable Part of Her Grabbing Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	What's Cuter Than a Coke Can With Their Beautiful Christmas Rendition of "Hot Stuff"
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Walks Home Alone Kid Has a Terrorist-Proof Panic Room
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to Wreck You With Inspiration and Then — WHOA —
1	1 Vote	Why Social Engineering Should Be a Bigger Whore Than Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Cheers Up Bullied Fan With Longform Instagram Comment of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	Fins, Not Feet, May Have Been a Factor in the Deepest Way
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham Didn't Make Anywhere Close to Extinction
1	1 Vote	How Bedbugs Came Back, With Sarah Silverman Approves This F@!#ing Message
1	1 Vote	Robot Infiltration Is Okay When It's Lunch Time at Club Seacrets!
1	1 Vote	Measles Outbreak Traced to a Woman's Drink Your Alien Fetus Is a Joke