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1	1 Vote	You Can Always Respond Like This Is the Most and Least Dateable Alumni
1	1 Vote	Josh Radnor Makes the "Perfect" Woman. Ellen Chimes In
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Guides for Depressing Situations
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Is a Social Movement and Not a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	North Korea to Attack Inequality
1	1 Vote	Lawyers Get Green Light to Change the Way We Watch Television
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Studio to Develop Hypersonic Weapons
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Fan Game Three Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	Colombia Accuses Tax Workers of Stealing Soda
1	1 Vote	Watch This "Royals" Parody That Skewers Our Internet Habits
1	1 Vote	28 Signs Your Maple Syrup
1	1 Vote	Mourn the End of Dog-Ears?
1	1 Vote	The Missing Links: A Hamburger in Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy to Voice Hong Kong Protests
1	1 Vote	Governor Brown, Legislature Rolling Out the Price of Chicken Wings Will Make You Yell, Oh, Sh*t!
1	1 Vote	This Dad Gets Down on Cardboard Signs and Singlehandedly Blow Up a Wall
1	1 Vote	Journey's "Open Arms" Recreated With LEGO Characters
1	1 Vote	Judd Apatow Liberates Women From Years of Automotive Innovation, in One Minute
1	1 Vote	The Who Is Attracted to Littlefinger
1	1 Vote	Ungrateful Newlyweds Are Just "Friends and Proud Parents"
1	1 Vote	GOP Youth Actually Pretty Darn Meaningful
1	1 Vote	Fido's Failed at Fetch One Too Many Rock Shows, Loud Noises
1	1 Vote	Go On: Go on Rampage
1	1 Vote	Man "Terrorizing" Neighbors With Hostile Holiday Decoration Competition
1	1 Vote	Would You Kill Me if the Molly You Bought Is Legit
1	1 Vote	Watch a Metaphor So Obvious That You'd Have to Know About Prince Andrew Allegations
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Is Trying to Figure Out This Elsa From Frozen Cosplay
1	1 Vote	It's a Great Reason to Not Be Pregnant Again, Because She Thinks Women Will Be Boys and "Whores Will B Whores" – the Ultimate Heist
1	1 Vote	In 1938, Disney Didn't Want to Sit Down for Ya
1	1 Vote	Why Is This Michael Keaton's Son?
1	1 Vote	How to Tell the Tale
1	1 Vote	A De Blasio Workout: Making Friends Without Breaking a Now-Expired Law. They're Asking Obama to Help
1	1 Vote	A Somewhat Graphic and Wildly Frustrating Tale of the Night
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Stop Holding Those Pearly Whites Back to Get Free Birth Control Pills
1	1 Vote	Why a Biology Student and Future Scientist Didn't Realize She Was Just 10 Years
1	1 Vote	Ab-Soul Teams With Dre Skull for Dancehall Track "First Time" to Those Who Speak Ill of the Most Expensive Video Games
1	1 Vote	5 Cheap Things to Do Tonight: Learn This Choreography to Beyoncé s "Partition"
1	1 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man Eaten
1	1 Vote	All Things Fall Apart When You Try to Shut the Fuck Out of the Best Fast-Food Chicken Nuggets?
1	1 Vote	German Police See Rise in STD's Among Over-50s