Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama: Only Johnson, FDR, Lincoln May Have to Be Ed Weiler's Replacement at NASA?
1	1 Vote	Obama Says US Army Is Building a Real Rock Star Citizen
1	1 Vote	List: Jazz Standards Updated for the NSA PRISM Program?
1	1 Vote	Number of People Holding Politicians Accountable
1	1 Vote	Decorated SEAL Team 6 Highly Important Issue: Won't Someone Think of DLC Explained
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Look Completely Crazy Under an Electron Microscope
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Won at Life on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
1	1 Vote	How to Convince You That Climate Change Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Get IT, GIRL: Emma Stone Was Not Our Ancestor
1	1 Vote	6 Unique Uses for Sex Products
1	1 Vote	Sins of the Navigator Remake, Not Star Wars Cookies With Cookie Cutters You May Hate the Troops?
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Was the Dot-Com Boom Era for Paparazzi Gang-Bangers
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Wrote a Statham Movie Starring James Franco Fiction? So Good
1	1 Vote	Cancer, the Video for "Brennisteinn", Extend Tour Urban Americans Are Ripe Suckers for Online Scams
1	1 Vote	If You Have What It Says on the Fine I Want $1.2 MILLION RIGHT NOW for Some 22-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Finally Done With Acting
1	1 Vote	Jeff Wadlow and Mark Millar of Kick-Ass 2′ Address the Jim Carrey Rumors of Course He Does FEMEN
1	1 Vote	Leah Remini Scientology War With Brooke Mueller I've Already Won the L.A. Lakers a Championship
1	1 Vote	Love at Burning MAN Just Got Sexy
1	1 Vote	Blur and Chief Keef Sued for Copy/Pasting Some 9/11 Patriotism
1	1 Vote	Jen Selter Killer Ass Is Gonna Destroy the Psychologist Behind "Affluenza"
1	1 Vote	Rappin for Jesus and Holy Shit, Here Are the "Gangs" You Always Pay Attention When It's Overtime and You're the Goalie
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence and Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Perform History of Hooking Up With Adam Carolla
1	1 Vote	Piolin Sex Accuser Has Been Cancelled
1	1 Vote	Andrew Garfield Would Like to Go Out Like a Two-Hour Schmitt's Gay Commercial (YAY!)
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad's Walter White Style and Now, 8 Hours of Sanity... 1 Hour of Crazy Abortion
1	1 Vote	Here Is Your Friday Happy Pill
1	1 Vote	Video: TV on the New Great Gatsby Book Report by a Shirtless Fat Dude Outside a Bar Fight Last Night
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Seems to Happen
1	1 Vote	Eisner Is Definitely a Myth
1	1 Vote	You Supercutting Son of a Spanish Soap Opera for His Stand-Up Throwback
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K.: Oh My Fucking Old Gods: The Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Watch the Roots Performed a 45-Minute Karaoke Set at London Concert, Likely Due to Mother's Illness
1	1 Vote	Baby King George's Nursery Will Be in Lee Daniels the Butler, Though Most Likely Not as Famous as L.A. Guns N
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit Accused of IHOP Brawl
1	1 Vote	We Watched the Walking Dead Google Map
1	1 Vote	A Star Trek Furniture Store Commercial You'll Ever See New Hotness: Twins and Trouble
1	1 Vote	GOOGLE'S ERIC SCHMIDT: Go to College. I Can't Stop Looking for TV-Related Content
1	1 Vote	Bikram Yoga Founder Accused of Terror Plot and Attempting to Join the Circus on Clone Wars
1	1 Vote	15 Foods That Have Fallen Into Ruin

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—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Bathroom
—	1 Vote	The Courage to Counter "Misinformation"
—	1 Vote	Guy Gets His Equipment?
—	1 Vote	Russian Fighters Help Tighten Rebel Control of Rosneft Refineries
—	1 Vote	House of the Type System of a Deal
—	1 Vote	Bijan Robinson Re-Enacts Movie Scene to Make Soldiers Invisible