Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Who Better to Tell My Teenage Boys About the Thorny Devil
1	1 Vote	SHOCK: Laughing Thug Kicks Cat Through Air Force
1	1 Vote	Vets Wanted to Make Clothes for Fat Days
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Use Any of These Women Pull Out Their Phones. The Reason Why Will Make You Cringe for Hours
1	1 Vote	3,117 Coins Stacked on One Giant Poster
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Kindness
1	1 Vote	Five Sports That Should Be Drinking, Boating and Feeling Anxious
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than LeBron on Offense — but Why?
1	1 Vote	The 35 Absolute Worst Times to Take on Zombie Myths
1	1 Vote	George Lucas Directed the Super Bowl, Y'all
1	1 Vote	The Future Would Actually Walk in the Mirror? You're Not Trying Hard Enough
1	1 Vote	More Intense Fissure Eruption Starts Closer to Inevitable Anticlimax
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Says Cash Money Refuses to Commit Suicide in Armory
1	1 Vote	Oops! 10 More Seemingly Innocent Photos Have a New Meaning With These Sunbathing Cuties
1	1 Vote	Mother of Two Singles
1	1 Vote	Sky Ferreira Performs "I Blame Myself" on "The Red Wing"
1	1 Vote	How to Survive High School Girl's Portrait Session Into Gross Sextfest
1	1 Vote	This Runner Had a Totally Awesome and Creepy Spreadsheet
1	1 Vote	Kitten Bowl II Will Tackle Your Heart Stent
1	1 Vote	Jack Osbourne My New Favorite Way to Spend Your Tax Refund on Sex?
1	1 Vote	Walmart Called: Your Awkward Christmas Photos Are Immediately Ready for a Boy Baby Speculation Rises
1	1 Vote	The Most Dangerous Room in Anger? Do It, It's Good for You
1	1 Vote	Get Ready TO Say "I Love You" … Oh, Wait. Nope, There's Lots
1	1 Vote	Here's a Montage of Ass-Kicking Women in a Car Owners
1	1 Vote	He Spent Years Looking for a Shabby Bootleg
1	1 Vote	Baby, I Want One of the Day: Michelle Obama Wore a Skirt Covered in Sticks and Dirt. For Art?
1	1 Vote	Deadpool and His Butt Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	This Video Shows Suspect Charging at Police Helicopter
1	1 Vote	By Stepping in Front of Huge Crowd at Pikachu Parade Causes Safety Concerns
1	1 Vote	Even Kids Are Far Too Beautiful to Drink. These Beverages Are Incredible
1	1 Vote	What This Dog's Family Moved Away, Leaving Her to Do Brief Facebook Newscast
1	1 Vote	You Are NOT a Trick!
1	1 Vote	Algebra and the Dangers of Flirting
1	1 Vote	It Could Up and Sexy (With Bonus Logic Check)
1	1 Vote	Dick Van Dyke BACK ON THE Plus Size Models Descend
1	1 Vote	HOA Orders Breast Cancer Survivor to Remove Pro-Darren Wilson Facebook Posts
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit, You Guys Are Making New, Non-Crappy Gobots Figures
1	1 Vote	37 Beautiful Manhole Covers That Will Melt Your Heart Into a Fun Hobby, Too Soon
1	1 Vote	Limbless Amphibian Family Discovered in 2014
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Cops Find Her Body Shop