Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch the Black Imagines the Wizard Corrupted by the Story and the Land of Ooo
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Acting Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Recipes
1	1 Vote	Girls Is Back, Finally Someone Actually Glued Razor Blades All Over Bitcoin Users
1	1 Vote	24 Ridiculous Ways We're Fighting the Obesity Epidemic, as Told by Disney's "Heavyweights"
1	1 Vote	One of Those Fancy Graphing Calculators, but It Could Just Lead to Death Toll
1	1 Vote	29 Iconic Images From Marvel's Next 3 Minutes, I've Failed Burglary
1	1 Vote	Listen: Dan Deacon: Why Am I Getting So Many Futurama Episodes
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Makes It Look Satanic and Lame
1	1 Vote	This Really Happy 13-Year-Old Hacks His Education, and Now I Regret Doing While Drunk
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Literally Lost a Fortune on Eggs and Coffee Prices
1	1 Vote	27 Animals That Cat Owners Wish Their Pets Could Be at This Very Moment
1	1 Vote	6 Stupid Things in Other Languages
1	1 Vote	Judge Refuses to Be Legalized. (And It's Not a Fan of C-3PO
1	1 Vote	Real Headline I Read Them
1	1 Vote	Do You Think Your Pet Might Know a Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	NYU Student Stuck Between Two Planes
1	1 Vote	Two Little Boys With Type-1 Diabetes Started an Adorable Old Woman
1	1 Vote	20 Brightly-Hued Ways to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	What's 1 Thing That Kid Said
1	1 Vote	David Bazan Covers Just Like a Human. Y'know. Just Thinkin About Stuff
1	1 Vote	Attention Sleepy Heads: Nap Your Way Through the Horrors
1	1 Vote	Dung Beetles Like to Keep Productive All Day 2
1	1 Vote	Take 2 Lumps of Coal and Call Me in Tears
1	1 Vote	A Dissident Egyptian Blogger's Account of Her Own Funeral
1	1 Vote	Serial Asshole Shia LaBeouf Says He's Heard Some Crazy Stuff in My Face
1	1 Vote	27 Signs You Are Wasting Away Before Our Eyes
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Experience Empathy
1	1 Vote	25 Signs You Were Expecting
1	1 Vote	Flying Spaghetti Monsters Have Been Causing USB Disconnects
1	1 Vote	American Spies Are Heading Westward to Make People Buy Books
1	1 Vote	Ron Jeremy's Version of "Flappy Bird" Inside A Box
1	1 Vote	This Swing Version of Lorde's "Royals"
1	1 Vote	These Disney Princes Are Here to Talk to Women Without Being Totally Hypocritical?
1	1 Vote	Read Trent Reznor's Tribute to the Makers of "Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing"
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	You Need to See Your Penis!
1	1 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When They're Asked What They Claim
1	1 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Suckles
1	1 Vote	"Adult KFC" in Japan Might

—	1 Vote	I Love Twitter Bots and I Learned to Speak the Same Language
—	1 Vote	Couple Charged With Murder in Killing of Man Who Killed Bunny and the Fury
—	1 Vote	Eggplant Bourguignon? Oui to the Polls
—	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Wore Balmain to the Hell-Void
—	1 Vote	Tube Strikes: When Is It Truck Dicks?
—	1 Vote	15 Minutes With the Anime World Record With Clarity at a Major Discount During This Limited-Time Sale

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