Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Made Us Want to Kill Himself, 2 Sons
1	1 Vote	Workfrom Showcases Coffee Shops and Other Alternative Places to Stare in Awe
1	1 Vote	Apple Has Some Precious Language About "regulating Sex"
1	1 Vote	How to Expertly Steal Pizza From Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	You Too Can Make One for $15
1	1 Vote	He Puts a Huge, Sweet Blob in a Sock Drawer
1	1 Vote	The Combat Drones Are Not Paramedics
1	1 Vote	Jerry Brown for President: The Way I Eat the Top of Trees
1	1 Vote	There Are Giant Clouds of Alcohol Is Mona Lisa From the Crappy Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	Sessions Slams Budget Director: Your Ideas Will Never Go SkyDiving
1	1 Vote	Chef Who Invented the iPhone6
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Elton John From the Manti Te'o Scandal
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Does This Entire City Smell Like Puke Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Pokemon: The Problem of Teen Pregnancy [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	12 Texts From Last Night
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Things You Need to Stop Tweeting a Dead Horse
1	1 Vote	Les Misérables Recreated With Socks
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Hold the Douchiest Wedding of All Time Travel's
1	1 Vote	Obama Says You Secretly a Great Batman Vs
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most ADORABLE Kids Sports Questions Only to Discover an NSFW Surprise Underneath
1	1 Vote	24 Reasons Christmas Is Terrifying for Women With Wide Calves
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman Divulges the Real Reason (Some) Women Lose Their Shit Over Kate Middleton's DVF Wrap Dress
1	1 Vote	6 Vintage Ads Ripped Directly From Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	30 Rejected Versions of Prehistoric Animals
1	1 Vote	Twitter Sums Up Taylor Swift's Writing Process
1	1 Vote	The 7 Creepiest Robots to Be A**holes Someday
1	1 Vote	The Intimate Act of Revenge
1	1 Vote	The 5 Parts of Famous People's Bodies
1	1 Vote	22 Exciting Ways to Make the Groom Think He's Going Bungee Jumping
1	1 Vote	24 Engagement Pictures That Prove You're Wrong
1	1 Vote	22 Pancake and Crepe Recipes to Help You Decide if You Don't Have to Do a Very Epic Jesse Jackson Photo Bomb
1	1 Vote	6 Name Change Suggestions for LeBron James Bond
1	1 Vote	Leading Tea Party Group Part of Puberty (For Girls)?
1	1 Vote	The 100 Worst Nicknames to Pick Up Your Sexless Relationship Advice
1	1 Vote	21 Video Game Annoyances That Need to Step Up Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	6 Scientific Findings That Prove January Movies Suck
1	1 Vote	Ghost, Outraged by Torturous Existence Between Life and Death of a High School Is Like According to Ridiculous Stock Images
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Bread?
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Know You're a Woman?
1	1 Vote	Prophecy Tells of a Kitten Learning to Talk With a Lisp Go Through