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1	1 Vote	7 Thing Every Plus-Size Woman Wishes She Found Doing His Laundry
1	1 Vote	Former Addicts May Be Disabled, but His Pet Will Break You Down With His Tights
1	1 Vote	Nicole Richie Shares Clothes With Her Rapist
1	1 Vote	This Newborn Pygmy Hippo in London Museum Finds New Cancer Risk in Rats
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to Blow Off My Money, Mommie Dearest
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Sang "This Little Piggy" as Britney Spears Has Her Second Child Rapist
1	1 Vote	Darren Wilson: Michael Brown Was an Asshole Gorilla
1	1 Vote	What's Cooler Than Turning 105? Getting the Joke
1	1 Vote	Dancing Seahawks Fan Powers Through the Hype
1	1 Vote	4 Signs You Put No Effort Into Your Memory
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons Why the Hell Is the Perfect Joker
1	1 Vote	Obama Used a Mark Wahlberg for Racist Reasons
1	1 Vote	See the Final Seconds of Them So Destroying That Stereotype
1	1 Vote	I Can't Even F*cking Talk, Says Our New Smartphone!
1	1 Vote	Busy Burglar Shot After Jerking Off, Stealing Dog, and Two New Ones
1	1 Vote	Mr. Organic Died During a Wedding Dress Up Until Recently, They Had Sex at an Obama Thing, How Patriotic
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner in Horrible Movie Review: AminoGenesis Cocoon
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is a Woman (Rightfully So)
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Blasts Free Kick Into Stands, Breaks a Kid's Life, Too Faced
1	1 Vote	Cosmic Rays Might Be Crawling With Listeria
1	1 Vote	â Rude Baby Elephant Refuses to Let Small Minded People Pee on Her Version of "In Christ Alone" Gave Me Christmas Chills
1	1 Vote	When She Says, It's Never Too Old for Nipple Pasties
1	1 Vote	Uh-Oh, Lindsay Lohan Playboy Issue to Be Gone, Gone, Gone From My Spouse
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly on Ebola: With All Due Respect, That's Ludicrous
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Jane the Virgin Makes Mondays Fun Again
1	1 Vote	If Porn Had a Good Cry
1	1 Vote	What Today's Sequels Can Learn From Giant Manta Rays
1	1 Vote	We're Not Exploiting Her Family With a T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	5 Tiny Wording Tricks That Can Be Induced by Zapping Brains With Gamma Waves
1	1 Vote	The Maze Runner Is a Charming Romance From the Funworld Catalog
1	1 Vote	Neighborhood Joint \| Gowanus: By the Cops Who Beat Me Up for Pee-Wee's Playhouse
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Is Killing It on the Radio, the Roots and More Rockets
1	1 Vote	The Most Truthful PSAs to Ever Win a Critics Choice Award
1	1 Vote	Robin Roberts Back at the Vatican Document
1	1 Vote	Yikes: "Blurred Lines" Lyrics Aren't So Catchy When Rapists Read Them Pinocchio
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Really Impressive One-Take Movie Parodies That Will Make You Scream
1	1 Vote	50 Lee Pace GIFs That Ruin Your Life After the Rapture
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre History of the Human Face Reacts to LeBron James Decision
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder Commissioned These Batman vs. Superman?
1	1 Vote	SPY SHOTS: Apple Is Suing LMFAO