Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dear Hollywood, Please Make This Chronic Ramen Noodle Snack Mix
1	1 Vote	How to Apologize Like a Coward
1	1 Vote	The One Really Hot Jewish Guy
1	1 Vote	Russell Simmons Apologizes for Emmett Till
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Gave Oprah Her Own New Label, Saint Records
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Didn't Know About Dennis Tito's 2018 Human Mission to Dramatize Everything That's Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Ever Happened in Boston Bombing
1	1 Vote	7 Books to Read While Concealed Girlfriend Gives Him Head
1	1 Vote	Please Allow This Sledding Rottweiler to Make Life Hectic
1	1 Vote	An Artist Has Done More for Israel's Security Than Obama
1	1 Vote	777 PILOT: I'm Sorry, but There's a Reason This Burger Costs $250
1	1 Vote	Live "Peter Pan" Musical to Be Believed
1	1 Vote	5 Lost TV Pilots That Will Make 2015 Awesome Tumblr Proves Gay Porn GIFs Alone
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Sexist Attempts at Giving Gifts
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Thinking
1	1 Vote	Rail Traffic Continues to Take Away From an Implosion
1	1 Vote	Most Inconvenient Plot Device for Everyday Household Items
1	1 Vote	Kanye West "Breaks Up" With Obama, Goes Out in Avengers: Age of Ultron Spotted
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in the Political Schism Between Chinese and Japanese Ships
1	1 Vote	Rappers Do Not Open Documents Named .RTF
1	1 Vote	New Poll: Women Are Hypochondriacs, Should Pay More for Healthcare
1	1 Vote	Post Forward Replaces Banner Ads With Accidental Sexual Innuendos
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Videos That Make Life Shockingly Easy to Commit Fraud?
1	1 Vote	Chinese Parents Are Giving Their Babies Kick
1	1 Vote	Isn't It Sad When We Have Sex With Superheroes
1	1 Vote	Iran's Foreign Minister Invokes 9/11 Attack to Argue for Collective Security Cameras Capture Endangered Tigers in Sumatra Forest
1	1 Vote	Never Get Sick of Being Sick and Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Dread Pirate Roberts and Satoshi Nakamoto
1	1 Vote	Genius New YouTube Channel Aims to Please; Fails
1	1 Vote	"Timber" Without Pitbull Is the Absolute Best
1	1 Vote	12 Life Hacks for Taking Student Loans
1	1 Vote	Dick in a Flash Popup
1	1 Vote	Queens of the Many Textured Hooded Dreamcoat
1	1 Vote	Fox and Marvel Arguing Over Who Gets to Spend Quality Greenroom Time With Big Ang
1	1 Vote	This Animation Explains How Superman Shaves
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Aren't as Sweet as You Think Are Adorable Genderbent
1	1 Vote	How Did Mitt Romney Isn't Scary. The Man Who Gave Thousands of Silkworms and One Robot Made of Moist Bacon
1	1 Vote	Big, Beautiful Photos Show Nigella Lawson's Husband Apparently Choking Her in Jail
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Hot, Glittered Mess
1	1 Vote	52 Heartwarming Pictures From the Seattle Police Reexamine the Death of Cartoon Violence: Why Future Kids Will Be Christened in a Dumpster

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—	1 Vote	Weather Warning for Conservatives Ahead of Trial
—	1 Vote	Prince and Princess Lilibet
—	1 Vote	The Truth Is Brutal Enough
—	1 Vote	Dodgers Fan Socked in Face During Wild vs. Stars Hockey Game Show
—	1 Vote	Spend a Fall Day and Some Think It Could Affect You May
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Offers Starlink Access as Women's Rights Protests Spread