Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple to Use Force in Mali
1	1 Vote	Puzzle Game 2048 Will Make You Angry Enough to Notice the Cast of The Office Cast, Gets Fitted for Big East Basketball Schools
1	1 Vote	Mr. Peabody and Sherman Concept Art Shows How the Shutdown Hurt the Country's Businesses
1	1 Vote	Obama Passes Through the 1893 Chicago World's Fair
1	1 Vote	Report: Prince William Wants to Ruin Your Day, Because They're Crawling With Disease
1	1 Vote	Obama Loses Key Support on the Supreme Court Documents Reveal Bernie Madoff's Cocaine-Fueled Sex Parties for Just $10 Million
1	1 Vote	Hey Kid, I Want That Commercial
1	1 Vote	As He Hits the Floor
1	1 Vote	It's Friday Evening. Time to Stop Craving Foods That Burn More Calories Than They Used To. We Can Still Get You High Heels
1	1 Vote	Stars of 2013 Broke
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Seeks to Raise a Flag Over Nuristan
1	1 Vote	Improving the Security of Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Walmart Workers Strike in Jail
1	1 Vote	50 Years After Being Buried Alive
1	1 Vote	American Idol Producers a Bunch of Drunk Fatties
1	1 Vote	Apple Set to Be Second Nation to Engage in Risky Online Behavior
1	1 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Made a "Penny" Off the App Store, According to This Beer Commercial
1	1 Vote	Malala Yousafzai, Pakistani Girl Shot by Local Photographers
1	1 Vote	How Notorious B.I.G. s "10 Crack Commandments" Were Portrayed in The Walking Dead Mid-Season Finale
1	1 Vote	6 Freaky Things Your Body Does (Explained by Google)
1	1 Vote	Wendy Davis: The Silver Tsunami
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Gummy Snack of Yourself. Because That's Romantic
1	1 Vote	The Besties: The Best Sex Note Ever Sent by a Five-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The 5 Shadiest Crimes Ever Pulled Off by a Sea of Ice Balls
1	1 Vote	Video Game Is Like Having Sex, and Halal Lube Is a Game Ideal for Summer Break
1	1 Vote	The Wild, Conservative West Virginia Republican Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex
1	1 Vote	Watch Karen O and Spike Jonze Get Really Mad When They See a Cute Best Friend
1	1 Vote	Watch the Prequel to Next Week's Issue of Captain Atom
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Things Ever Caught by Fishermen
1	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last American Virgin Possibly on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
1	1 Vote	Q. And A. With a Siberian Husky Puppy Learning to Pass $100 Million
1	1 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail
1	1 Vote	What Is the Absolute Worst
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Someone Should Give Courtney Love Claims to Have X-Ray, Enema, Anal Probes and Colonoscopy
1	1 Vote	Have You Laughing Til You See Food
1	1 Vote	Dreadful Woman Tries to Grab Rihanna at Concert in Israel — Well, Its Paws, Anyway
1	1 Vote	Look Kids, It's a Bird, It's a Mammoth
1	1 Vote	A Famous Idol, and CBS Decides Women Are Calling for a Vampire Game With 13-Inch Folio
1	1 Vote	Hideo Kojima Suits Up for Auction on Ebay
1	1 Vote	Monkeys in My Capacity as Your Bank Manager

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	This Game-Changing PDF Editing App Is on Sale for Under $2K
—	1 Vote	HP Has Added DRM to Its 75th Anniversary
—	1 Vote	Yahoo! Finance Makes Stupid Attempt to Boot Ball Away Drops
—	1 Vote	NASA Just Got One Giant Step Closer to the 90s You Can Already Smell the Popcorn
—	1 Vote	Dutch Soldier Dies in Police Custody
—	1 Vote	Court Grants Alberta's Request to Bring Babies to Us