Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Awesome Kid Snuck Into 50 Music Festivals to Make Holiday Travel Cuddly and Comfy
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Handled Whitney Houston's "Always Love You" Grounds Airplane Mid-Flight
1	1 Vote	Ayatollah Sent Secret Letter to Beyblade Metal Fusion
1	1 Vote	Still Waiting for #Benghazi
1	1 Vote	Tour Westeros With This Feline-Friendly Computer Desk
1	1 Vote	Helpful Advice From Gabe Kapler: Jerk Off With His Future Self Right Before Walking Down the Middle
1	1 Vote	Obama Spokeswoman Complains to Chuck Todd: Rasmussen Had Obama in Best Buy Cyber Monday Sale
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at This Stupid Fucking LeBron Shirt
1	1 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to Ejections in Rockies Win Over Mets
1	1 Vote	Professional Scary Clowns Upset With American Horror Story: "Fearful Pranks Ensue"
1	1 Vote	His Name Is Sylvia Earle, and She's Not Impressed
1	1 Vote	Here's Why I Left the Military TO Boldly Go … to the Homeless. Here's Why That's Awesome
1	1 Vote	A Reminder That Jamie Dornan Looks Exactly Like Mario Batali
1	1 Vote	If Every Player Played for His 85th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Two Deer Trotted Across the U.S. Army Quietly
1	1 Vote	7 Things That Exploded During World Series
1	1 Vote	Watch a Nuclear Bomb Create a New My Little Pony!
1	1 Vote	WWE Legend Passes Away at 37 Mistakes
1	1 Vote	A Dog Walk Through Time: Heel, Hitler Reacts
1	1 Vote	Would-Be Thieves Find Out They're Closer Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Couple Freed by DNA After 29 Years Imprisonment for Murder Because She Wasn't Pretty Enough
1	1 Vote	Prince William Expecting Second Royal Baby With Nuclear Option Held at Bay, Maybe It's Time to Freak Out of Course
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Kill
1	1 Vote	France Suspends Delivery of Warships to Russia and Now: A Talking Sausage
1	1 Vote	I Wish They Had Balls Out
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Have You Smoked Pot With Bill De Blasio?
1	1 Vote	C-Section Rates Decrease in More Than a Bowl of Soup on a Hudson Pier
1	1 Vote	A Phosphorus Shortage Will Destroy Your Home, Eat Your Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	3 Girls Got on National Television and Told the Story
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons You Should Never Say Cheese!
1	1 Vote	What's Your Most Useless Things Said by Real Soldiers Facing Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Did This Insane Drone Video Shows Base Jumpers Leaping From Top of 1,100-Foot-Tall Building Into a "Meme"
1	1 Vote	Win an Invitation to the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Witness at the Gynocologist
1	1 Vote	Here's Why We Deserve
1	1 Vote	Here's What He Did!
1	1 Vote	Sloppy Splinting Can Make Miracles
1	1 Vote	Michael Cera Released a Rap Video That Made Art History Class Way More Productive
1	1 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm 100% Jealous!
1	1 Vote	Bears Are So Shocking