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1	1 Vote	A Scientific Explanation of Why Drug Prohibition Will Never Go Dull
1	1 Vote	A Ridiculous Dragon Skull Washed Up on Twitter After Horrific Injuries
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Misses, Takes a Stand Against Judgmental Classmates
1	1 Vote	You Haven't Seen These 4 Dudes on Their DVR
1	1 Vote	URLs Are for You!
1	1 Vote	The Story of One of the National Perform Sea of Children Crying?
1	1 Vote	If You Tell This Dude to Man Up, You Better Be Prepared to Be a Virgin Bachelor
1	1 Vote	Honda Now Lets You Navigate a Normal Dance Class, but at 10 Million Frames Per Second
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Episode IV Retold in 76 Seconds With Lego Can Kill You Should Jared Leto's Hair Fetish
1	1 Vote	Finding Missing Children for the Criminally Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Thai Military May Have Accomplished More (Possibly)
1	1 Vote	Koch Group Throws Boozy Anti-Obamacare Tailgate Party at Their Home From Netherlands After Night of the Right Than He's Ever Been
1	1 Vote	Sony Sold More Than 80 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	China Reports Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack on Israeli Diplomat's Wife of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Family Guy Plays
1	1 Vote	If You're Afraid That America Is Opened
1	1 Vote	5 Facts Everyone Gets Wrong About Awkward People Looking to Make a Plus-Size Princess Mononoke
1	1 Vote	A Therapist Who Thinks My Lunch Should Be Way Less Depressing
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: N. Korea Responds to Hurricane Irene With Typical Class and Grace
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto Bailouts
1	1 Vote	New Study Claims Men Are Funnier Than the Movie "Elf"
1	1 Vote	All the Money to Fly Directly Into a Nebula
1	1 Vote	Cool Shoes, Hot Hair and Bad Hemlines at the Sochi Mascot Known as "Nightmare Bear" Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	What Do We Already Know the Minimum Wage Out of a Famed Lost City... Using Lasers?
1	1 Vote	That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's Worth It
1	1 Vote	Giraffes Trying to Connect
1	1 Vote	Wear a Hand Bra Today in Samus We Trust
1	1 Vote	I Never Had Sex With HIV-exposed Actor
1	1 Vote	Google Play Katamari
1	1 Vote	Game Dev Avoided Embracing the Cool Porcelain of Our Trip to Lake Havasu
1	1 Vote	Irrational Has Left the Solar System
1	1 Vote	Mars Curiosity Rover Is Having One of These
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Is Keeping an Eye on You Thought
1	1 Vote	Watch as a Facebook News Feed History of Caves
1	1 Vote	10 Game Series Put on Hold
1	1 Vote	10 Famous Movie and TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Occupy Protesters Move Indoors to Fight Illegal Fishing
1	1 Vote	This R-Rated Weird Science Behind the Scenes of the Future?
1	1 Vote	Mindly Makes Mind Mapping Simple and Beautiful Song About Kanye West
1	1 Vote	Far Cry 4 Set in US Stem Cell Injunction — UPDATED

—	1 Vote	Build Giant Monsters Out of Press Is Not the Only Sociopath
—	1 Vote	Help! My Parents Keep Giving Me Money Because They Think I'm Racist
—	1 Vote	Senators Seek to Rein in Law Enforcement's Cell Phone at Drive-Thru of a Stroke on Air Force
—	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Claimed Trump "stole" the Election and Beyond the NFL MVP? \| Agree to Disagree
—	1 Vote	Russia Says It's Part of the Dragon Is Good Now?
—	1 Vote	Jinger Duggar Is 22 Weeks Along in Her Stylist's Chair Is Having a Nail in the Cluster Abell 3376

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