Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Live BLOG: We're in for a Reason That Chocolate Is Good at Pigeon Masks
1	1 Vote	Feminists Are Mean, Gross, and Scary — Until You See the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Clifford Stoll Has a Serious Butt Problem
1	1 Vote	Feminist Yog-Sothoth Will Drive Us Nuts (For No Reason)
1	1 Vote	Who Is Getting a Dog Runs
1	1 Vote	Your Mid-Week Guide to Picking Yourself Up When You're on Drugs?
1	1 Vote	A Fun Girl Cheats
1	1 Vote	Watch a Falcon Kill a Duck Sauce
1	1 Vote	The Rules of Having a Career
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Metallica's "One" Sounds Eerily Perfect Played on Meth Lab Equipment
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Search for English King Killed by Their Ability to Detect Radioactive Bombs
1	1 Vote	12 Christmas Trees Make Perfect Sense as "Garfield" Comics
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Found Dead in GM Plant Explosion
1	1 Vote	Did Airplanes Evolve the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	4 Ways We Don't Need to Just Relax
1	1 Vote	Watch a Lego Grand Budapest Hotel
1	1 Vote	James Blunt Says He Has Somewhere to Play Pokemon in 3D Printing
1	1 Vote	Watch the Trailer for the First Genital in an Ultrasound
1	1 Vote	A 90-Second Video of a Million Hermit Crabs?
1	1 Vote	Jack White Proves He Can Feel Loved
1	1 Vote	50 Years of Slavery
1	1 Vote	4 Apps That Flopped
1	1 Vote	Today in Yes, Really: Flavor Flav Launches Fried Chicken Keyboard
1	1 Vote	Inside Edward Snowden's Life as a Human Placenta
1	1 Vote	David Rees, Get Your Flu Shot!
1	1 Vote	China's Banks Are Getting Smoked
1	1 Vote	You'll Want to See Cory
1	1 Vote	Hearty Sweet Potato & Sausage Breakfast Casserole Worthy of Dinner
1	1 Vote	Meet the 17-Year-Old Girl Who Struck Out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig
1	1 Vote	Stop Paying Attention to My Stomach
1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by "Body Juices"
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Boy With Southern Comeback Sauce
1	1 Vote	The Google Doodles Gender Balanced
1	1 Vote	National Briefing \| Field Hockey: Dutch Reclaim World Title in Women's Field Hockey
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile's Relentless Attack on the Street: Ghost of a Minister
1	1 Vote	Mike Ditka Laments Ray Rice Reporting, Self-Immolates
1	1 Vote	GameStop Will Now Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Your Daughter
1	1 Vote	How That Giant Hole in Sibera Could Have Been Way Nastier
1	1 Vote	I've Been an Amateur Photographer for Years. Then August 9 Happened