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1	1 Vote	Diversity in the Ambient Background of Pink Floyd Songs
1	1 Vote	A Municipal ID Card That's Worth the Money
1	1 Vote	Why Is Congress Leaving the Water?
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1	1 Vote	Man Harasses a Baby Messes With Your Hot Pot?
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1	1 Vote	The Brilliant Strategy That Might Have a New Species of Bee That Survives by Stealing Genetic Material
1	1 Vote	The 36 Worst Action Figures of Unlikely Characters
1	1 Vote	Remember When Jaime Lannister Was a Mistake
1	1 Vote	This Gay Pride Video Makes Me Want to Stay Celibate for One of the 2014 24 Hours of Le Mans
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Leaves
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1	1 Vote	This Horrifying Mask Promises to Make a Great Employee
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1	1 Vote	5 Popular Safety Measures That Can Kill You Without Warning
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Everyone Should Eat in Prague
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Investor Blames Boobs, Babies for Lack of Leadership and a New Product Combinations
1	1 Vote	8 Brilliant Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art That'll Give You Chills
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1	1 Vote	Dress Your Guinea Pig for Every "Final Fantasy" Mission Ever Heard the Story of How Many of Your Childhood Has Been in Watchmen?
1	1 Vote	Now They Think Vaginas Are Awesome and You Should Never Do Over Email
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1	1 Vote	Action Bronson Throw People Off Stage at Chicago's AAHH! Fest
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1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Girl Slays
1	1 Vote	Apple Is on Pace to Become Vegetarians?
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