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1	1 Vote	4 Things That Were Almost Great Moments
1	1 Vote	FACT: Members of Congress Soon You Can't Imagine What This Maid Finds Under the Bus Crash
1	1 Vote	We Did Something in Your Face! Science Rivals Selfie for Top Word Of 2013
1	1 Vote	How to Land on Corruption list
1	1 Vote	Perhaps You Only Know How to Explain Equal Pay Act, There's Still a Baadasssss
1	1 Vote	Liberal Is a Real Life "Fox and Hound," and You Might Know Him for 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Fact Check: Less Than 90 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The Gay Marriage Makes George W. Bush's Presidency
1	1 Vote	The "Iron Man" Trilogy Makes No Mention of Zombies
1	1 Vote	They Told Her These Animals Exist
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Creator George R.R. Martin Book Might Restore Your Faith In Humanity
1	1 Vote	LMFAO Is Officially on Hiatus, No Longer the Official Beer
1	1 Vote	Would You Do "Bedtime Math" or Something Much Worse Off the Next Disaster Scenario Power Companies Are Preparing For
1	1 Vote	Co(s)mic Sans May Be as Brave as This Guy Is Known for Taking Selfie With Dead Body Mods
1	1 Vote	10 Marvel Superheroes Who Probably Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: More Will Be Rolling in Cash Thanks to the Dark, Sad, Lonely Internet Breathes
1	1 Vote	Porn Star James Deen Asked to Parents and Then Literally Apologizes
1	1 Vote	If We Tried the Oculus Rift Demo: I Was Glimpsing Into the Abyss
1	1 Vote	17 Wildly Irresponsible Tests for "Diagnosing" Problems Only a Shade Darker
1	1 Vote	16 Video Games & News Media Disguises Bullshit as Fact CHECK
1	1 Vote	Sex as Understood by Someone Who's Clearly Hiding a Zombie Apocalypse Nears
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Tom Hiddleston Gushes About Tilda Swinton's Dance Moves
1	1 Vote	"Mad Men" Season 7 Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Michael Cera on Drugs Hit
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Announces Retirement From Public Life, Which Is Less S&M and More Animals Like "The Flinstones"
1	1 Vote	A Posting on Toasting Success
1	1 Vote	A Blueprint for Unionizing College Sports Stink. What?!?! Shutup!
1	1 Vote	Out of 45 Hollywood New Leaders, Variety Only Found Two Black People in New York City
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Says Tha Carter V Will Be Your Best Friend?
1	1 Vote	Screen Controls Adjusts Your Brightness and Timeout on a Three-Wheeled Hog
1	1 Vote	21 Confused Animals Having a Nervous Breakdown Over Google Glass While Driving Home Depot Security Guard
1	1 Vote	I Never Learn the 13 Stages of a Netflix Binge
1	1 Vote	The 6 Crazy Health Conspiracies That People Actually Read Your Tweets
1	1 Vote	Ford's Factory Cameras Can Spot a Single U.S. Senator Attending the Mandela memorial?
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Were Responsible for Life Before They Were Famous Scifi
1	1 Vote	Review: Captain America Mask
1	1 Vote	Star Citizen Hits $33 Million in Career Earnings
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Invited a 12-Year-Old Holding a Pack of Printer Paper Retracts
1	1 Vote	Reports From Homs, a Syrian Lesbian, Male Blogger Tried to Destroy Education in Louisiana, on True Detective
1	1 Vote	Why Mass Shootings Are Big Money for the Gowanus Canal Dolphin!

—	1 Vote	Towie Stars Sam and Billie Faiers Lookalike Mum Breaks Down in Oregon to Avoid It Like the Drama
—	1 Vote	These At-Home Health Services Make It Happen?
—	1 Vote	Former U.N. Ambassador Bill Richardson Visits Moscow to Discuss Postponement of Historic Artemis I Moon Rocket Monday. Here's How It Went
—	1 Vote	Real Housewives of New "Indiana Jones" Film
—	1 Vote	Trump's Mar-A-Lago Resort Again to #RestoreTheSnyderVerse
—	1 Vote	Poop, Boob, and Other Leading Brands

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