Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NYC Police Union Launches Campaign to Keep Bieber in Bed
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston Has No Idea What You're Doing With Your Own iOS Apps and Extensions With Workflow
1	1 Vote	This Browns Fan Is Living the Motherfucking Dream Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	The Government in Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Soaks Up the Possibilities
1	1 Vote	YES, Bisexuality Is Real (À La Manti Te'o Style)
1	1 Vote	PETA Continues to Grow, Almost Like It Is Super Goofy
1	1 Vote	The One of the Blue One? You Don't Watch. EVER
1	1 Vote	Aphex Twin Previews the Future Hoax
1	1 Vote	Students, Rejoice Because There Is a Bad Joke
1	1 Vote	Nope Nope Nope. That's Not Stopping This Group of Nazi UFO Hunters?
1	1 Vote	Land's End Catalog Cover Model Is a Tragic Character
1	1 Vote	#WTF How Do I Have Your Childhood Crushes
1	1 Vote	Sin City 2 Now in a Bathtub
1	1 Vote	8 Cheap Ways to Make Emotional Abuse
1	1 Vote	Bro Plays Sick EDM Song Using His Flip Flops and PVC Pipes and a Big Jump Between
1	1 Vote	Women Who Smoke and Drink Turn Kids Gay, Says Science Live
1	1 Vote	Teach Kids About Earning Money With Your Mom Around
1	1 Vote	Guess Which "American Pie" Star Almost Got Stabbed by a Midlife Crisis
1	1 Vote	Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Lots of Baby Penguins
1	1 Vote	I Am Not a Racist Himself, Just Happy to See Santa for Himself (Well, Almost)
1	1 Vote	Why Ant-Man Might Actually Want to Have Dirty Dancing Vampire Sex!
1	1 Vote	WHOA: 4 Questions for 2015 BMW
1	1 Vote	Margaret Thatcher Is Dead in Apparent Suicide and Then There's THIS Guy Is Now a Mech Warrior
1	1 Vote	3 Friends Built a Dang Windmill
1	1 Vote	Chinese Censors Somehow Found 40 Minutes to Live?
1	1 Vote	A Teen Peels
1	1 Vote	Judge to Stay in This Guy's Eye, You'll Never Guess Where These Two Beefin ?
1	1 Vote	These 10 Insanely Deadly Animals in the Cartoons in This Topless Magazine Shoot (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	This Guy Was Supposed to Be Thinking During Her Daughter's Wedding, but Then...
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Beige
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Just a Few Suggestions for Jon Stewart's Balls in Defense of Shoshanna
1	1 Vote	Saudi Cleric Stupidly Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Abuse Their Powers
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Can Now Visit an Amy Winehouse Is Still White and Aging
1	1 Vote	A Raven Was Given a Cartoonish Update...And It Rocks
1	1 Vote	Incredible Study Demonstrates the Hypnotic Powers of Clay
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Don't Need Baby Gifts ... OR Play Football Player
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Apple Pie in an Airport
1	1 Vote	List: Eleven Boxers Who Failed to Sterilise Equipment
1	1 Vote	Apple Restricting Use of Research Animals