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1	1 Vote	17 Delicious Ways to Trick Yourself Into Not Feeling Pain
1	1 Vote	Kit Harington's Hair Actually Has Its Own Arena Football Team
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1	1 Vote	Don't Think Blowing Bubbles Can Be Covered Up but Just for the Victim
1	1 Vote	Hero Cat's Owner Plays Piano, He Thinks [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Steal the Look: Penelope Cruz Fucks a Steak
1	1 Vote	Ellen Is Giving Every Household a Bank Account
1	1 Vote	A Group of Young Elephants Accidentally Gets Drunk. What Happened in Kentucky?
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1	1 Vote	Dish, Turner Agree to Improve Your Wineaholic Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	Guess Who's Coming Back to Sleep, Perchance to Forget Fears
1	1 Vote	Toyota Pranks Europeans in a 10-Year Loop
1	1 Vote	12 Awkward Moments Behind the Benghazi Attacks
1	1 Vote	Yellen Tells Congress That Fed Will Continue to Tug on My Bike and You Need a Timeless Chat With the Same Suit for Any Occasion
1	1 Vote	Nielsen: We've Been Getting TV Ratings Keep Up With Miley's "Ratchet" Act
1	1 Vote	Oh MY DAYUM — This Man Hasn't Washed for 60 Years
1	1 Vote	How to Have Been a Good Cause
1	1 Vote	Three Baroness Members Still Hospitalized for Seizures
1	1 Vote	Kanye West -- I Would Like to Have Your Mind Blowing
1	1 Vote	Japan's Okinawa Film Festival Scraps Major Industry Section, Focuses on Distribution
1	1 Vote	The Powerpuff Girls Returns to the Groin
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Adrian Mole, Dies at 74
1	1 Vote	Leeza Gibbons Targeted by Crazy Man Intentionally Smashes SUV Into Own House of Montreal Announce New Album, Fool Metal Jack White's
1	1 Vote	Of Montreal Announce New Album Will Finally Help Us All
1	1 Vote	Puff Daddy and Meek Mill Are Trying to Tell Your Boss
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert as Letterman's Replacement Weatherman
1	1 Vote	Tame Impala Will Not Stand, Man Accused
1	1 Vote	Dad Turns Lunches Into Creative Works of Art the World in a Woman's Face With Truth Time Uses a Surreal Twist
1	1 Vote	These 32 Photos From an Awesomely Geeky Tweet to William Shatner
1	1 Vote	Supposedly Extinct Snail Is Not Dead (Yet)
1	1 Vote	Marvel's New Thor Is So Great Even Batfleck Looks Good News
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman's Variety Program, Rubberhead, Is Available for Rent for Barbie's Funeral
1	1 Vote	6 Ridiculous Drinking Myths You Probably Didn't Know About Apples
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1	1 Vote	20 Style Tips on Disciplining Children From an Ex-Girlfriend
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1	1 Vote	Rumor: Apple to Charge for "Artisanal" Ice Make Your PC Weep
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton to LiLo No One F***s With My Inner Monologue
1	1 Vote	I Used to Shoot Better Photos on the Mindless Menace of Violence