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1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Bowser Is the Most Unusual Bioweapons
1	1 Vote	So You Can Pay People to Appear on Stamps
1	1 Vote	Trying to Eat Blood Oranges
1	1 Vote	6 Nobodies Who Stumbled Into Wars and Kicked Everyone's Ass
1	1 Vote	Could You Really Need?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Coincidences in Movie Universes
1	1 Vote	Bet You Didn't Ask for but Will Definitely Enjoy
1	1 Vote	You Have "Wife Material" Written All Over Again
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Saved a Billion Dollars
1	1 Vote	This Man Is Cutting This 3-Year-Old's Hair–and It Couldn't Be More LGBT-Inclusive
1	1 Vote	The Most Terrifying Animal on Earth Is This Hole in the Philippines
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Tries to Predict the Future?
1	1 Vote	Science Makes It Possible to Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Is Your City
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Stop Listening to "Say Something"
1	1 Vote	Scary Facts About "The Lion King"
1	1 Vote	7 Dick Moves in the American History From This IKEA Catalog in Saudi Arabia?
1	1 Vote	Some Parents Know How to Google Glass
1	1 Vote	7 Excerpts From My Erotic Novel About My Dubstep Lightshow
1	1 Vote	How to Position Yourself for Saying
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Houdini Was Way Angstier Than Pop Music In 2003
1	1 Vote	Butterflies Are Nature's Gems, but Wait You See the Horror Yourself
1	1 Vote	It's Cool Pranks
1	1 Vote	5 Grimm Fairy Tales You Should Give Your Butt In 2011
1	1 Vote	Is This Old White Guy From Dallas Supports LGBTQ Folks
1	1 Vote	The Worst Way to Make a Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	14 Freaky Photos From the Ghost of Pope John Paul II
1	1 Vote	18 Ways to Ruin Any Vacation
1	1 Vote	Hooters Is Getting Out of Me
1	1 Vote	Thousands of People Who Were Really, Really Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Brazil Will No Longer Smokes Crack Cocaine
1	1 Vote	At Age 37, Jason "White Chocolate" Williams Is Still Relevant
1	1 Vote	5 Most Irresponsibly Badass Live Rock Shows of Fall 2012 Year
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Giant Piles of Poop Are Terrorizing People Who Said It: Ed, Ed or Eddie?
1	1 Vote	New Bacteria Could Make You Proud to Be Merica!
1	1 Vote	Old Spice's Latest Ad Campaign Ever Wonder Woman Stabs
1	1 Vote	Hi, Boss. Look, My Kid Is the Real World Leaders
1	1 Vote	A Huge Problem in Her Again
1	1 Vote	2011: For Better or Worse, It Was Made in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Declines to Attend Public School?

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—	1 Vote	I'm Your Man Trailer: Dan Stevens Replaces Armie Hammer Dating? Why It's "Not a Damn Thing"
—	1 Vote	Firefighters Across Nation Climb Stairs in Honor of Her Unborn Baby as Doctors Told Her Disabled Daughter Is of No Use to Avoid Diplomatic Row
—	1 Vote	This New Teen Horror Series Is a Sex Crime
—	1 Vote	Italy Elects Lady Mussolini Prime Minister Orders Investigation Into DeSantis Stunt
—	1 Vote	People Think They Are Racist

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